babe, you wanna stay in and just watch that video of the dude kicking himself in the dick with a robot a few hundred more times?

A normal way to eat dinner

I'm allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day

Pointillism pieces i did for xmas presents! Name scribbled out for obvious reasons<3 #art#artist#traditionalart#pointillism ⟲ appreciated♡

Well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brother

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??? dogs are entirely inappropriate for men large snakes you can wear as accessories are the only pets for men

Friendly reminder Helico-pter. Spinning wing Not heli-copter

taking and deleting nudes out of boredom

??? dogs are entirely inappropriate for men large snakes you can wear as accessories are the only pets for men

awww yisssss

damn ICE shot two guys in Glen Burnie MD for "ramming their car" that part wasn't caught on video I guess but them putting 16 bullets into the other car was. The two men they shot are alive and in the hospital.

Isn't this a line from the movie Conspiracy

Make a Bond movie casual A View to a Scuffle

Hey everyone, yep you guessed it it’s me Jesus Christ of Nazareth, just wanted to say hell yeah keep partying on my birthday!! Fuckin love it, can’t believe we passed 2000 years. Stay lit 🔥

Epic's free game is Disco Elysium, just a head's up

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes BPD hoes

“You sure you’re okay to drive this thing??”

???? I’m literally Jesus Christ king of kings

Mrs. and Mr. Fox #pixelart (repost)

happy holidays!🎄🌟 I put together a free set of five holiday cards for you to send digitally or print out. Set includes Edgar "Action" Poe, three pixel cattes, and the recent winter cabin piece

Oh hell yeah

a cutie from my past messaged me out of nowhere today it was pretty awesome 🥰

people who send voice messages in texting apps: what is wrong with you

Say it now!

Never a bad time to post “Jeremy Kaplowitz as Jerry Seinfeld doing bits about his teenage girlfriend”

uhhh so apparently not all the files were redacted properly and you can just copy/paste the text that's behind the black highlighter???? LMAO

new pfp for the week

Christmas time is here again Santa needs a helping hand It's getting very, very late St. Peter's crossed the Golden Gate And Donald Duck is still in bed

it's still so funny to me that boomer humor is just "I hate my spouse"

My brother got up in church to bear his testimony, and he said that he was “a proud American straightriot and a valiant son of god,” and for just a second, I may have blacked out. He’s very stupid, you see, and when I still talked to him, I would give him new words which entertained me greatly. 🥹

fuck. I have to go out and buy a LEGO set. fuck me

Merry Christmas from John Waters and his Rudolph Christmas cake

Me and who

MAGA doesn’t care if you call Charlie Kirk a racist, a demagogue, or a vile propagandist. So remember: He was also a fucking dork, a doofus, a goober who wouldn’t know good taste if it clawed its way to hell, bonked him on his gargantuan melon, and spat in his mini-face. Don’t let them forget that.

it's ok guys, I was on Twitter a little longer than y'all so you probably forgot Gary Peterson USA is an account that posts photoshops of MAGA people

damn women are gorgeous. y'all hear about this shit?

Ma'am it appears you might have a Sinophobia issue, have you been reading bullshit reports published by Adrian Zenz again? We talked about this.

“Kids lie a lot,” responded Coriell, the principal. “They lie about all kinds of things. They blow lots of things out of proportion on a daily basis. In 17 years, they do it all the time. So to my knowledge, at 2 o’clock when I checked again, there were no pictures.” BOG

Just for funsies #kanonenfieber #sturmtrupp #foxplaysguitar

One of the best moments from 2024 for me. I played a solo set at a grand opening for a new art gallery/creative space and halfway through a couple other folks asked if they could join me and it was just wonderful. So much camraderie 💜

Excited to see what kind of crazy time bending scenario he came up with for this one

magic eye pics are so neat !

I develop tools for artists and I’m personally just adding ✨emojis to buttons to keep the MBAs off my case. This year my group got highlighted by the CEO as the model group for AI implementation. We don’t use any AI.