I feel like this guy is about to ask me if I've ever wondered what A Whole New World would sound like if it was Pop Punk

Parents love to complain about "new math" but it makes so much more sense to me than rote memorization. It's how I've always made change in my head when I worked at a cash register. It makes sense!

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

so did they ever figure out what was in the elder scrolls i kind of lost track of the scrolls part

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J

@atunshei.bsky.social doing the lord's work "Matt Walsh should be rotting in fucking jail"

It’s time to address the elephant in the room: the grouting around my bathtub

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

Bolton Hill Garden Club Plant Swap and Seed Exchange tomorrow/Saturday 4/4 in an outdoor/non-brewery location boltonhillmd.org/event/bhgc-p...

logging on you fuckaas bithces

Love that flat lifeless Netflix look

Losing my mind trying to figure out what this is supposed to mean

nice @kschwenky.bsky.social @kennedytcooper.bsky.social

watching Pacific Rim for the first time was like being punched in the face repeatedly by pure awesome

well, SOMEONE should have asked for this

Mooovin on up (to the attic)

or mosh It's his addiction The mindflayer's addiction Out from the cavern of before Comes an ancient being He damns his thirst It's his genesis and his curse

Hello is this thing on

WELP ::shoves various critical headlines aside:: random reminder that we're launching astronauts around the moon today. 2-hour launch window starting at 6:24pm EDT www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

not gonna lie, if I was in a The Road-type situation I would just die

Vacuum cleaners rule they stopped so many epidemics when they were invented let’s hear it for vacuum cleaners

Anyone have a vacuum cleaner they really like? Mine still works but is like 30 years old and weighs probably that many pounds

periodic reminder that bert kavanaugh the drinking judge once took it upon himself to try to beat up ali from ub40 and hit the wrong guy

Whaaaaaaaaaat I need this

Maudlin of the Well update! We've surpassed all of our goals and added a new stretch goal for $80,000. We are now able to record a new album together in a proper studio as well as re-record some older demos and digitize all of the music we recorded to tape back in the day AND...

fuck triple h justice for chyna forever

Un fucking believable. It’s hard to explain how it feels to have been a part of something you knew was special at the time and then years later find out that lots of other people were deeply touched as well

Good morning have a Wank

Update

same tho

this is one of the first songs I ever did at karaoke and oh boy like 45 seconds in I knew I fucked up

this rules

I'll never miss an opportunity to point out that the idiots who brought us the end of GoT are the same idiots responsible for the no-mouthed laser beam-eyed disaster that was Deadpool in the Wolverine movie talk about not understanding the source material!!

Un fucking believable. It’s hard to explain how it feels to have been a part of something you knew was special at the time and then years later find out that lots of other people were deeply touched as well

All the admins at Harvard Law hated working with her when she was Dean

Whaaaaaaaaaat I need this

They didn't rule, they bumped it back down the the lower court.

Don’t spit in the fire unless you’re ready for the smoke.

aw shit thanks fort the reminder

Card-carrying what-have-you

With Daredevil: Born Again S2 underway, a good time to remind fascists …

All of em. Like every single one

Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.

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look here's a totally new person to follow!

when I see the price to be paid I don't wanna grow up!

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Yasss #bbking #sweetlittleangel

Guys be quiet she’s singing Creep