Longgggggg boi

I guess I should have known this but this movie was about returning a stone penis to the stone vagina it was stolen from

we are EARTH LINGS!! blow up EARTH THINGS!!

For sale: baby shoes, worn twice. That's sadder

Does anybody want to send me $70 for the bullshit admin citation I was given while on the road for work? Because if we think about it like wage theft, I'm definitely in the red. 🫠

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I want more games where you can launch out of your mech, grapple to the top of another, and physically tear out the battery pack leaving it paralyzed

thinking about how poetic Charlie Kirk's exit was, just a beautiful moment of God saying "I hear your prayers about gun deaths, my child, and answer. Come to my loving arms 👼" and getting absolutely wrecked

And the same with the Star Wars prequels; until the time I finished college Star Wars was, while still crazy popular with nerds, something that came out a long time ago and was three fun space adventures for kids.

It's crazy to think I was in my early 20s when the Lord of the Rings movies came out. LotR is SUCH a part of the cultural zeitgeist now but when I was growing up it was a weird cartoon by Ralph Bakshi and books that were popular but within their niche (and almost considered proto-fantasy)

Watters: “In my neighborhood! ON my street! He doesn’t even know if I’m a fascist!!” Jessica Tarlov: “Yes, he does! You’re on TV!!”

every baltimore libra i know at this chart: lol. lfmao. come over here real quick, i just wanna talk

I would never want to live anywhere but Baltimore... It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. No one moves here. -John Waters

The Friends of Skip Society For The Defense of Skip will be hearing about this

I love Luke's projects 🥹🥹🥹 dr.eamer.dev/compliments/

I made a random compliment generator today because I wanted to make something nice :)

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

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Watters: “In my neighborhood! ON my street! He doesn’t even know if I’m a fascist!!” Jessica Tarlov: “Yes, he does! You’re on TV!!”

It's crazy to think I was in my early 20s when the Lord of the Rings movies came out. LotR is SUCH a part of the cultural zeitgeist now but when I was growing up it was a weird cartoon by Ralph Bakshi and books that were popular but within their niche (and almost considered proto-fantasy)

thinking about how poetic Charlie Kirk's exit was, just a beautiful moment of God saying "I hear your prayers about gun deaths, my child, and answer. Come to my loving arms 👼" and getting absolutely wrecked

OK so let me get this straight, some of the people in the Esptein files BUT it's either talking shit about them or trying unsuccessfully to hook them are Bernie Sanders, Howard Stern, and Vladimir Putin?

this is so unfair to the Noid, his only crime was pizza theft (barely a misdemeanor)

Introducing a new dance craze called lying on the ground in a fetal position and softly whimpering

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In case anyone is wondering where she stands, Christine H. McConnell has been liking my anti-racist story posts on Instagram. Also I can never leave Instagram because I'm mutuals with Christine H. McConnell somehow.

otw to the airport and this lyft driver is playing eye of the tiger. im tipping him a million dollars.

fucking Nazi... DIE

This is by the guy who brought us "What Does “Capitalism” Really Mean, Anyway?"

This started about 5 days after Cookie deferalized himself and moved in 3 years ago. Cookie and Buggy were best buds right away.

Oh wow cool Ring wants you to help find lost dogs. that's so nice! Oh hey unrelated but what's the first item on this list under "Recognizing and Handling Dangerous Situations"?

We’re just normal men

You'd have to black bag me & fly me out into maritime airspace to get me to admit that "i browse the internet for a living"

"I follow public discourse for a living"

are you seriously telling me there's no operation that can fix RFK Jr's fucking voice

One of us always tells the truth and one always lies

NEW KANONENFIEBER IS A BANGER youtu.be/4cW0qtMFKs0?...

cuba is such a beautiful nation that deserves its history.

I actually think some people should read less theory. Please put down the textbooks and read a Clive Barker short story today or something

Oldie but goodie

WELL WELL WELL

"What is 'sarcasm'?" was a DOOZY

Important questions being asked here

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Mustering

Franklin Graham, Minister of Hypocrisy, said the Super Bowl has become too sexual so watch the TPUSA Show for Family, Faith, Freedom. Kid Rock sang Cool, Daddy, Cool, with his infamous lyrics, "Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see some say that's statutory but I say it's mandatory"

oh my god what the fuck i'm so excited to hit play on this