When you get out of the shower and there’s no towel.

Do I want to be a pirate of do I just want to sleep on a hammock and have a sword all the time…

Oo! Can I be next?

Is Israeli food even real?

And for the best suicide joke in a children’s movie, the award goes to…. The 90s classic HOOK for the “don’t try and stop me shmee” scene.

Lunch sketch.

hey wow @lethalityjane.bsky.social made this point just a few hours ago lol

It's fucking delicious the only flavoring in the sandwich is salt and pepper in the heat from the pepper jack cheese and a nice thick layer of jammy caramelized onions on the bottom. Outstanding. We have elevated the shittiest sandwich steak into something Grand.

Can you just do something like this!?!

This is what I'm talking about, egret feathers here we come

Another day, another silly chicken 🐓 #watercolor #birdart #kidlitart #traditionalart

I knew one annoying guy named Donavan and it almost ruined the band for me.

I think Tremors is a perfect horror movie for a ten year olds, if for nothing else it’s ability to create the “don’t touch the ground game” outside.

We’re in a stupid ass war and the White House is vague posting “launching soon” and pictures or literal false flags in the style of a fucking YouTube ARG. I fucking hate it here man.

They would never out right say it, but Mary Jane Watson is 100% into Kinbaku.

This is art that demanded to be purchased. Art by: @sorryhat.bsky.social

Lunch sketch will continue soon. Working on another project.

An urge to correct grammar so strong one is considering purchasing a VPN to join the Pornhub comment section.

Honestly, I’m to aloof to be gang stalked.

The epstine class is making chibi slop of themselves looking like babies on the hell site and I feel like I’m going insane.

Poetry window is open for one hour! ☕️✍️

No lunch sketch. Have a doodle.

had a dumb idea that needed to escape

Lunch sketch.

when Beastie Boys signed with Capitol, they were offered a big advance, which they turned down in favor of owning their masters - now, years later, they're still making money off those records - always bet on yourself, not a corporation

This is very very much worth a listen.

Cloud City 💭

Turns out when you base your whole country’s culture around profit equaling power and influence, all it takes is another country with a lot of money to buy all your political party’s from the inside.

Wolverine is a dumb name. Billy knife fists. That’s a name.

When you show her your metal gear collection.

everyone on threads is from another fucking planet

Lunch sketch.

It’s weird that Gordon Ramsey is considered such an infamous chef when British food is so universal hated.

I’ve been practicing my conservative guy voice. The trick is to try and sound sarcastic but the same time unhinged and pissed about everything.

I haven’t really cared about spider man since the mid 00’s. Nothing has changed.

It's happening again

watch this space. some of the more optimistic takes on this are forgetting who runs HHS — and that many experts who could work on these issues were fired last year, just like State’s energy crisis experts

Eating so much of the MILF cereal that I bimbofy myself

i’m assembling a very confusing team

You can stay a vegetarian if you eat a pikmin.

Lunch sketch.

The eternal wastes

Heyyyy Chieftains!!!!

Chomp.