You’re not allowed to think about my butt. Never think about my butt. Stop thinking about it.

Lunch sketch.

Man, working with a bunch of conservative dudes as fascism goes full boil gets my nerves in a bind. I feel like I’m walking with a target on me all the time.

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

Skittles are just jellybeans with good marketing

Lunch sketch.

Just finished “they thought they were free” and Godamn dude.

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

Ok so how do I join the people’s army of New York? My favorite wutang member is ODB. My fave ninja turtle is Michelangelo. I drink my coffee black. Do I need to bring my own tims or will some be provided?

🎶I had a little turtle, his name was tiny Tim 🎶

Lunch sketch pt2

Flamingos are the anti penguin.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

Tortured souls of dead Iraqi children eating good tonight.

My first political awakening was when Dick Cheney peppered his friend with a shotgun blast on accident, and then that friend had to apologize to him when the press found out.

He’s thinking about onion dip again.

Sometimes they just be sitting like that.

To get the job on wheel of fortune Ryan Seacrest had to stop the wheel with his unit for a whole day of shooting.

Poetry window is open for 40 min!!

Lunch sketch.

I hope all the fear mongering around any left leaning progressive’s has the same effect on future generations that “Dare” did with drug use on my generation.

Zoomers vibing to creed is proof of brain rot fallout.

Do short kings who go after tall women still count as Cis or do the lines blur?

I’ve never related more to a tv dad.

Making a xenomorph solve the hellraiser cube.

People removing their spooky user names and PFPs.

One more day ‘til…

Kid me: I think robots are cool! Adult me:

My daughter called me a robot hater, and you know what, yeah that’s fair. Man, if you told kid me that adult me would have a gut vendetta against robots he would never understand.

Do you bite the whole Rangoon or do you nibble off its little wings first?

My shower singing rendition of man in the mirror would change your life.

Yeah, I’m a gamer.

This time 15 years ago I would be barfing in a corn field somewhere.

Lunch sketch pt2

Follow Matt.

Please post your local radio stations call letters. I love jumping around on radio garden.

Today is best day to listen to your public radio music station. 80% chance it’s deep cut spooky music all day.

You know the economy is getting bad when you see Target people in the dollar tree. You can smell the fear in them.

Lunch sketch.

Batman.

Doodle

After all that planning did Dillinger ever actually escape?

"Solar Flare" 11 x 15" acrylic on paper #darkart #painting #traditionalart

Thinking about how the right steals Symbols and bastardizes them. Feels good frog to Pepe. Punisher skull to fascist emblem. Christian symbolism as a whole. the swastika. The AI movement is like they took that symptom of the mind set and made it a nuclear weapon.

Lunch sketch.

Working on a theory that not only is wifi killing paranormal activity, but ai videos are pulling tormented souls from the vail and pushing them as puppets in a kind of half life.