Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

I pretty sure a guy with this much evidence of the worst crimes a person can commit isn’t going to leave the only position that keeps him safe peacefully.

On today’s episode of care bares- Billy is left alone on his tablet and stumbles on his first beheading video, the gang help him cope with what can’t be unseen or known. CARE BARE COUNTDOWN 5 4 3 2 1

Read the social feeds like hermits read the tea leaves.

Lunch sketch.

I’ll say this about the great and powerful OZ, that MFr knew the power of branding.

I’ve never seen a background character so forcefully engineered to go “viral” as Pixar’s dumb lizard in Hoppers

Happy international women’s day.

Shirt design for a local.

Poetry window is open for 45 min - I know no one will give me any topics cuz it’s Saturday *sigh*

Look, no one says we can’t make it fun.

Poetry window is open for 60 min

They’re called billionaires because billions want to see them thrown out of airplanes

“No stupid rules of engagement”

Bard Knight 02🛡️ ‘Tis a Critical Hit! 🎸

Jesus fucking Christ.

My current enemies are not in Iran, they’re in the Epstein Files.

Before manosphere grifting these types of guys were banished to the shadow realm of Vh1 reality shows.

Our shit is so fubar at this point that the etch-a-sketch approach might be the only option.

I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

It’s actually a Midwest tradition to keep all your towels until they disintegrate.

Lunch sketch.

LMAOMG

“Who called it doomscroller and not post consumer?”

All it took was gutting all the public forums from gaining any sort of collective and organizing power and building an app that makes video evidence a matter of hearsay. The hawks finally got the forever war they always wanted.

Remember when a plane full of lawyers building a case against trump crashed?

I think today’s wordle is dunking on us.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

The Girl Scouts give you 2 months before they fuck up your New Year’s resolution with cookies. Good on them.

Lunch sketch.

Was ich zur aktuellen Weltlage fühle:

I would give anything to be smoking a menthol at an Appalachian country store picnic table right now.

Me at the cyber truck graveyard.

No I’m not going anywhere on vacation, I’m hoping to pay my electric bill and maybe order a pizza if I’m feeling frisky.

Bluesky fucking rips if you’re here to actually see artist and funny people.

Stephen Miller looks like he was cracked out of a giant rotten egg to be the villain in a problematic anime.

Looking at the John Brown Sword the way weebs look at katanas.

One of the crimes of AI has been the destruction of the beautiful "my nephew made this logo for me on his computer!" energy from all the hyper-local plumbers and taco shops. AI slop on white work vans is a crime against humanity.

Lunch sketch.

The internet really ruined the loveable dumb guy. Facebook took the hollowness of thought and filled it with weaponized malice.

HOSPITAL LIGHTING what’s important becomes quite clear under hospital lighting all the bullshit falls away but why do we need hospital lighting to see clearly? rub your eyes and rub them again don’t wait until hospital lighting to see

They’re gonna use kalshi and polymarket to rig the election

Poetry Window is open for 45 min!!!!

Lunch sketch.

My dreams have loss narrative, they are now just a stream of symbols and moments. They’ve gone from a maze to a gravel pit. I blame the phone.

A fantasy soundtrack without a Casio is like when they would put jazz over fight scenes in the 70s. We have found our way, what are you doing?

We are all on the hoarder house of the sick and arrogant.

Hi Ho, Stick Stickly here! Anywho I’m here to tell you the world you grew up in is long dead! The monsters that turn the gears of profit and disparity have shed their marks to feed on your pain!