probably the highlight of my week was telling a class of georgetown journalism grad students about how i was banned from twitter for impersonating gwyneth paltrow

[rubs head] how does that even work? does he even know what he's signing off on? like, at all?

Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell

Zac Segal, Boston U runner and Young Republican alerted ICE to a car wash in Allston MA which had immigrants working - he said they were taking US jobs. ICE raided the car wash. All detained had legal status according to their lawyer. Segal was born and schooled in London. 🙄

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jeeeeeesus christ, Epstein was setting policy for the 1st Trump Admin, and "[Epstein's] nerds" are these foreign agents he's describing?

Re: Epstein’s emails

um

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

lmao

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed." I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."

NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

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Weija: Did the president ever spend hours at Jeffrey Epstein's house with a victim? Leavitt: These emails prove absolutely nothing other than the fact that president trump did nothing wrong.

Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."

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Three German universities offering post-docs for researchers "who cannot conduct or continue their work in the USA appropriately because of actual political pressure. " www.uni-konstanz.de/zukunftskoll...

Seattle Times' business columnist is having a normal one. (From comments on a gracious post about a potential Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson by former mayor Greg Nickels).

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

Wow. While we wait for the few remaining ballots to be counted, we feel like we have won this race. The recent drop put us nearly 1,400 votes ahead, just under the .5 percent threshold for a mandatory recount.

Seattle Mayor -- UPDATE: - ☑️ Katie Wilson - 137,217 (50.25%) - Bruce Harrell - 135,871 (49.75%) We project that Katie Wilson will be the next mayor of Seattle.

NEW: The US has deported a longtime Oregon firefighter who was arrested by Border Patrol while deployed at a major wildfire in Washington state. José Bertin Cruz-Estrada, separated from his family, is speaking out from Mexico for the first time: “I feel betrayed ... What am I going to do now?"

Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item

Venezuela President Nicolás Maduro: “I ordered the militarisation of the entire country starting at 4pm by land, sea, and air.”

"Hemp"-derived products that contain only CBD will continue to be legal, and any state that's legalized cannabis will still have legalized (and regulated) cannabis. This is just to close the loophole that resulted in some dangerous products being technically legal.

Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts

This is a dust devil... on Mars.

Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician

rare ro khanna w posting

Fight don’t fold.

mister senator from utah listen to me. i am talking directly to you now. the perfidious woke democrats put a provision in the cr to make mormon stake presidents have blue hair and pronouns. they will have drag queen story time during testimony. you must do your duty and vote no senator

Pelosi: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find Congressional Leadership That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’

The Democrats who caved just taught Republicans that using mass starvation as a weapon works.

Look, it's simple, the Dems help end the shutdown and in return we'll get a handful of beans that Sen. Thune assured me are magic.

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I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.

looks like senate dems are folding on the shutdown in exchange for a doomed vote 40 days from now and nothing else

Sometimes people comment that they’ve never called a member of Congress and they are nervous about it. I completely understand. My suggestion is to write down your thoughts first. Then call and give them your name and zipcode, and immediately begin reading your statement all the way through.

"The next enclosure features the Western Lowlife Gorilla." "You mean Western Lowland Gorilla?" "No."

Ugh, FIIIIIINE

Fun story: the dev lead for Windows 3.1 required all his devs to use machines which were dog slow every day because he figured that if they had to put up with slower machines than our customers they would make sure Windows 3 ran REALLY well on all machines.

i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe