Yechiel Leiter, who is the Israeli ambassador to the United States, earlier today said that Bernie Sanders is not a Jew but instead a "a Communist, who may have Jewish pedigree". "That doesn't make him a Jew."

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

krebsonsecurity.com/2026/05/cisa... fucking lmao

"AI" means too many things. LLM stealing valor from other technologies to muddy the water about its value. if we mean genAI specifically, i'm a very firm A2.

There's a close family resemblance between "We'd be much less productive if we actually had to check every paper we cited" and "We'd not be able to deport nearly as many people if we had to give all of them due process."

@darthbluesky.bsky.social i found you

Ken Paxton is historically corrupt, John Cornyn is a MAGA traffic cone, and Talarico might be a SECRET VEGETARIAN WITH MID TACO ORDERS. Which one has the best case to be elected to the Senate? WHO CAN SAY?

man it's gonna be a long summer

NYT confirms — with new details: Last year, Navy SEALs used two boats to escort Kash Patel and nine others on what a Pentagon email called a 'VIP Snorkel' next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of the U.S.S. Arizona. One Navy vet called the swim "horrifying."

I wonder if other countries are having a debate about whether or not to send their espionage trainees to the U.S. because the newbies will return full of false confidence about how easy the job is

Can you spot the point where he learned a Black woman was going to be in a movie

I genuinely hate Polis

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

wow — the preprint host, arxiv, is banning authors for a year if they submit papers with hallucinated citations 🤖

We made a fake repo with fake bounties, and the bots are applying fake PRs, so we know who is fake, and we can ban them from the Coolify repo. IQ over 1000

The victim was a 19 year old transgender woman. She was stabbed to death in the laundry room of her student apartment complex. Seattle police just released these pictures of the suspect. If you know who he is, you can call the tip line at 206-233-5000.

⚠️ Costco and Walmart reportedly are expecting motor oil inventory shortages in the coming weeks. This guy owns a commercial lube franchise:

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

updated Bluesky post embeds are live videos now play inline in most browsers (except Firefox) feedback welcome!

Amazon Route 53 Domains adds support for 34 new Top Level Domains including .app, .dev, and .health. AWS finally added .zip domains because nothing says "trustworthy download" like a file extension that's also a TLD. Can't wait for the phishing campaigns. Pricing "varies" aka "good luck"

Ah yes... all those AI artists taking their lives because their work is being called AI slop... countless...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha (Analysts at JP Morgan get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to write this bullshit.)

Wrote some thoughts on vibing and code quality. It's too long for this place, and my understanding is that links to the other place that shall not be named are not appreciated, so here's a LinkedIn version for you 🙈️ www.linkedin.com/posts/sasaju...

can't imagine why this wapo opinions video isn't doing well on youtube! (one of them tells us he went to harvard within the first 30 seconds, i shit you not)

Jesse Signal organized brigades to harass Trans people and you changed TOS to allow him to be unbanned

Me: Because of the cruise ship situation Fanta executives: Yeah we're going to pass on your "Fantavirus" idea

“I guess I’m just stuck here with no choice but to hear three Life Flights a week fly over my palatial home and yacht dock forever,” said McDickerson as he helplessly looked across Lake Washington at Kirkland, Medina, Hunt’s Point, Bellevue and Mercer Island.

"momflation" is changing how we celebrate Mother's Day

just got an ad of my own fucking wedding

Putin claims Finland joined NATO hoping to "grab something" from Russia after it collapses, despite having no territorial disputes before.

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

AUSA Karen Folster Lesperance says she needs more time to respond to Maurene Comey's lawsuit over her firing bc--I kid you not!--staff shortages. Ms. Comey did not point out that there wouldn't staffing shortages if Trump's DOJ hadn't fired so many AUSAs. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

WSJ - President Trump plans to fire the FDA commissioner who didn't move fast enough to approve flavored vapes and other nicotine products. www.wsj.com/health/healt...

I think the call is coming from inside the house, Sam.

I’ll forevermore be chasing the dragon of showing King’s Tekken 6 ending with no context to someone completely unfamiliar with the series.

Kind of surprised that this hasn't been bigger news. It's finals week for a whole lot of universities, and yet, Canvas (a learning/grading platform used by ~9,000 schools globally) is currently inaccessible because of a pay-or-have-your-data-leaked hack. www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-in...

US military just carried out strikes on Iran’s Qeshm Port and Bandar Abbas: Senior US official said, but this is NOT a restarting of the war.-Fox News

Adam it will shock you to learn he has not responded to my offer

four minutes from appeal to reversal babbyyyyyyyyt

yeah i bet

The TN GOP is doing remarkable favors for the endangered Andy Ogles in #TN05: • Making his already-red district redder • Removing the homes of both of his leading Dem opponents from his district • Removing the home of his leading GOP primary opponent from his district!

Little update to my bio…today I defended my PhD in astrophysics and I’m officially Dr. Skylar!!!!

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

uh oh! you said something mean about the bluesky moderators. take 4d6 strikes *rolls* now roll 2d6 for your strike allowance *rolls* oh no! too many strikes! roll 1d4 to see if you got a 3-, 7-, 14-day or perma-ban *rolls* you've been perma banned for posting "aaron rodericks drinks piss"