Flipping through my channels trying to develop a parasocial relationship with a MKE weather person.

Call me JD Vance because the couch is looking better and better.

Another angle on his outfit

Two tornado siren day. Happy April.

Journalists shouldn't fuck sources. And if a journalist feels like he or she must fuck a source, they should move to a different beat.

FDA Loosens Restrictions On Dousing Children With Synthetic Peptides Until Something Happens https://theonion.com/fda-loosens-restrictions-on-dousing-children-with-synthetic-peptides-until-something-happens/

Always bet on your team to lose because either way, you win.

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

Hey, someone took a picture of your posts.

Sure man. Hey, how was Budapest last week?

Get her ass, Mr. President.

Are the UCLA women going to have enough players to field a team next year? My goodness.

What if the billionaires are happy because they can access gender-affirming care?

*death, war, gas prices, kidnappings* The news: are billionaires happy?

I think what's happened is that the state GOP traded a group of suburban voters who turn out every election for the occasional voters that helped Trump to eke out victories here in 2016 and 2024. I don't know if those suburban voters are Democrats now or just anti-Trump. I guess we'll see.

He will repost it on Wednesday.

Ranch Is Not Chris Hayes

My "I operate under U.S. Law" shirt is attracting questions seemingly answered by the shirt.

Trump followed that by saying, "Pope Leo keeps quoting some guy who said we should forgive those who trespass against us. Who says that? A very weak and stupid person probably."

You think Becky Hammon would take Jon Horst's call?

Has anyone mapped out how Orban's defeat will affect the American take-o-sphere? Who was getting money from Budapest that might not anymore?

Viktor Orbán to join Harvard University’s Institute of Politics.

Maybe the Brewers played badly because of the Wisco jersey.

Rough week for JD Vance.

Trying to repurpose the @chapotraphousereal.bsky.social Gas Station Fight analogy, I see.

It is 2026, no one has to be happy.

My reading of the Islamabad talks is that Vance was sent as punishment for all the headlines saying he was against the war.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, um what?!?

Are the Lynx planning to field a team this year?

Would it even be Congress if they expelled all the sex pests? It's a real Ship of Theseus situation.

Trump does a version of this post every day.

Wiping my tears and lifting my chin to meet his eyes, the necromancer speaks:

There is no need to get hung up on shitheads. The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

I find the capsule with the five balloons on top of it a comical image.

This is the correct point

The only acknowledged remedy to this at the federal level is impeachment. But we just had a birthright citizenship EO get to the Supreme Court, so I do want to hear from the 2028 candidates how they might want to mess around here.

I actually don't think Kamala would have done the war at all. To me, that's better. But maybe Sen. McCormick is a $5/gallon gas enthusiast.

Where were the adults demanding teenagers fuck back when I was 17 and horny?

The guy who wrote the 25th amendment says it's there because LBJ was doing self-destructive shit without having a VP in place. My question now is how much crazy presidential shit did we not hear about because there was no social media or widely available continuous publication before 1996?

Certainly not beating the allegations that Trump views negotiations with Iran as just a way to pass the time before bombing again.

ACAB includes Reviewer 2

This is my latest, about how sports journalism started as data journalism and used the baseball box score to cement its early claims to professional authority. The paper started in the last seminar of my PhD coursework. journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10....

Schumer's memory of Bill Clinton is that his presidency was saved by GOP overreach on impeachment, but Gallup had his approval above 50 percent for basically the entire second term. The sex stuff became public in early 1998 and he stayed above water. Trump is basically under 40 right now.

As a parent, I want my kids to take the AP classes because I want them challenged in high school and also don't care if they apply the credits they get in college. As a professor, I know the discussion on how to treat the credits is definitely happening above the department level.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Richard Epstein, the COVID won't kill that many people guy?

I think this thread is right. I'd also add that right now, Democrats (minus Fetterman) are pretty united about doing what protesters would want them to do in relation to the war. The public opposes it as well. Why would campus protesters want to change the discourse right now?

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.