Hey look its my wife, @doctormirer.bsky.social, on TV talking about #directprimarycare

That's a shitty thing to say.

The bylined reporter on this story's texts are about to blow up.

Just in time for me to plan my trademark lecture for next semester.

Like, the most likely outcome is Detroit throws four incompletions to lose, but it should have had the ball back and a time-out to work with to fail again.

Lions don't deserve another chance, but they got screwed out of one.

DOJ is going to stonewall due to open investigations that Trump ordered. This isn't even clever.

That is a man who enjoyed a rouge

Political coalitions need to be maintained and reassembled every election cycle. There is no such thing as political destiny.

So, like a government subsidy to buy insurance on a marketplace? Interesting.

There is no way I'll vote for Newsom in a primary.

Bucks with a burn-the-film performance tonight.

It 2028 me, picking between the Democratic candidates based on the strength of their Truth and Reconciliation Commission plans.

Idk guys, I'm starting to think Larry Summers is a bad guy (derogatory).

The minimum MLB salary is $760K. They lean right out of class solidarity.

I know there are real reasons for this, but it feels a little bit ominous that our country can't afford to have money anymore.

Overland Park, Kansas Chamber of Commerce takes another L.

The titans of the AI industry are trying to create a version of immortality because they know they'll never see heaven.

Tired: Live free or die Wired: Live free and die of food-borne illness

Spamming the school president sounds like a use case for ChatGPT

This fits with the hypothesis that Trump won because of costs, not immigration.

Did he get to pee is stored in the balls?

Here was CNN's report on Trump's 2017 Thanksgiving. Can't find a pool reports archive that goes back that far.

Marilyn Manson?

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Idk guys, I'm beginning to think there's something to the theory that Trump had pretty deep Epstein ties that every major institution in the country covered up.

I don't think a city can win a libel or slander case, but I wonder if there are other sorts of cognizable injuries someone could try to claim. What about a homeowners' class action arguing that this knowingly false depiction depressed property values, maybe. That has to have been tried, right?

Goofy is Mickey Mouse's friend but Pluto is kept as Mickey's pet and the American elite won't talk about it. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

This info release at a time when some of the Democratic base wants to torch its own party establishment is going to make for some interesting dynamics.

Study idea with title Wolff at the Door: Journalistic boundary work around the Epstein Files release

Everyone has enough money to order a private taxi for their burrito according to a report released by a company that arranges burrito taxis.

I'm going to be sick. I just want to throw up.

To be fair the psychics said to study Supreme Court precedents and the current court just makes shit up as it goes along.

On this week's Hard Pass, @briankarem.bsky.social, Mark and I talked about coverage of the end of the shutdown and how the press approaches the Supreme Court. There are still smoke-filled rooms that determine how our government operates and we need a news media with no respect for that.

On this week's Hard Pass, @briankarem.bsky.social, Mark and I talked about coverage of the end of the shutdown and how the press approaches the Supreme Court. There are still smoke-filled rooms that determine how our government operates and we need a news media with no respect for that.

"What's the point of standards?" asks the person who started a fake university and a website where most of the stories fall apart when given the most basic scrutiny.

I thought they called it the Magnificent Mile.

Elon: "Grok, give me the name and a summary of some famous books"

ESPN should ask for its money back.

3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.

Power can be seen only in the extent that others will carry your demands. Public opinion cannot make the administration do anything it doesn't want to do. The Senate Democrats could not make the GOP yield on health care. The Democratic base could not make the Senate Democrats grow a spine.

Substantively, the cave preserves what Republicans passed this summer, only with federal employees getting paid. But the Senate Democrats did buy a week of headlines about how they are chumps and have enraged people they'll need to donate and volunteer next fall.

Josh Johnson! I covered a game he quarterbacked while being coached by Jim Harbaugh. As long as he's still in the NFL, I'm still young.

Does this mean the House would have to come back into session to vote on the Senate bill?

Senate Democrats saw an enthused base and decided they couldn't have that.

The 50-year mortgage just delays people building equity in their houses. It's a bad deal for new buyers that gets even worse for them when it comes time to sell.

That Minnesota-Seattle PK shootout was too much.

My man is making enough off crypto coins and emoluments to buy the naming rights.

Thought Spurs were far better in the second half. Can't waste a half like they did though.