NextDoor Creates Certification Program for Identifying Fireworks Versus Gunshots: tinyurl.com/mrwzrxwn

Wish it had been a real football game though. Patriots cursed themselves when they let ICE use their planes.

Marshawn needs to be Grand Marshall of Wednesday's parade.

Love this for Marshawn and Seattle.

Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: tinyurl.com/yc5atmkm

Overgrown thorned blackberry bushes magically receded as a Skittle rainbow stretched over the city of Seattle today, confirming the Seahawks Super Bowl curse was broken overnight and Beast Mode had finally been avenged.

As the great shadow parted and the evil of the Patriots faded—Seattleites knew a glorious new day had arrived and such positivity would be joyfully spread for “at least a few hours assuming I get my morning coffee.”

pictured: you

Overgrown thorned blackberry bushes magically receded as a Skittle rainbow stretched over the city of Seattle today, confirming the Seahawks Super Bowl curse was broken overnight and Beast Mode had finally been avenged.

Nothing tastes as good as gettin your lick back

Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: tinyurl.com/yc5atmkm

“apparently Seattle also had mayoral election going on too that I barely weighed in on at the last minute as well,” @jayapal.house.gov said. “Oh, look at that @mlklabor.bsky.social and @cmtmosqueda.bsky.social just dual endorsed both teams too. See! We listen to our constituents and no one else.”

Goddamn the Needling won't quit

“I wasn’t completely sure I wanted to throw any of my support behind the Seahawks even after they crushed the 49ers in the NFC Championship. But now that the Seahawks are beating the Patriots by 12 points, I’m ready to boldly hedge my bets and support both teams.”

Rep. Pramila Jayapal Endorses both Seahawks and Patriots: tinyurl.com/9v59hufa

“I wasn’t completely sure I wanted to throw any of my support behind the Seahawks even after they crushed the 49ers in the NFC Championship. But now that the Seahawks are beating the Patriots by 12 points, I’m ready to boldly hedge my bets and support both teams.”

Chris Pratt is from WA. So is his ex-wife Anna Faris. Instead of Chris Pratt I would prefer to see Anna Faris, flipping off Chris Pratt at the Super Bowl

Rep. Pramila Jayapal Endorses both Seahawks and Patriots: tinyurl.com/9v59hufa

LIKE I WAS SAYING

Tapping the sign

Kind of reminds me of this gem from @theneedling.com theneedling.com/2025/12/20/i...

Insha'allah he falls off an alp

QRPing this only because it's come to my attention that not all of y'all know what a geoduck is, or perhaps only just found out 😅

After cleverly stuffing himself in a hockey locker room locker before someone else did, today Vice President JD Vance reportedly busted Team USA’s terrorist plot to quote “cut up the ICE.”

Me and the boys never miss White Party

After cleverly stuffing himself in a hockey locker room locker before someone else did, today Vice President JD Vance reportedly busted Team USA’s terrorist plot to quote “cut up the ICE.”

JD Vance Busts Team USA’s Terrorist Plot to ‘Cut Up the ICE’: tinyurl.com/dth8ctvh

Puts Czechs On Watchlist

Better beer, for one thing...

Who snitched on the curlers?

JD Vance Busts Team USA’s Terrorist Plot to ‘Cut Up the ICE’: tinyurl.com/dth8ctvh

Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 billboard, geographic experts at the prestigious Center for Obvious Studies shocked the world today when they announced there are actually exactly zero similarities between Palm Springs, Calif. and Yakima, Wash.

Brings to mind “Malibu: The Sheboygan of the Pacific Coast” 🏄‍♂️

I still want to make signs or stickers that say, "Palm Springs - The Yakima of California" and go put 'em around Palm Springs... XD

Yeah, but does Palm Springs have a Miner’s Burgers? I think not.

Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 billboard, geographic experts at the prestigious Center for Obvious Studies shocked the world today when they announced there are actually exactly zero similarities between Palm Springs, Calif. and Yakima, Wash.

Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs: tinyurl.com/mrvvr9zt

So many ways this could be a compliment 😂. But-- Anyway, see you in fresh hop season!

THEY LIED TO ME???

We all have dreams ok!

Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs: tinyurl.com/mrvvr9zt

In high school, I was part of a German exchange program. We took a group of Germans (non-Bavarians) to Leavenworth and they were HORRIFIED by the cringe. It'd be like if Americans went to another country and they said "come see our American town!" and it was a replica of an old Western set.

Okay but it's real nice there.

Caves-of-Qud-ass headline

That one vampire family is going to be super disappointed.

After a rough winter for everyone, one AirBnb host is contractually requiring their Leavenworth cabin renters to Live, Laugh and/or Love or else pay a $25 Love More Worry Less fee.

Leavenworth Cabin Renters Now Contractually Obligated to Live, Laugh and/or Love: tinyurl.com/5ba8t5rz

After a rough winter for everyone, one AirBnb host is contractually requiring their Leavenworth cabin renters to Live, Laugh and/or Love or else pay a $25 Love More Worry Less fee.

If there isn’t a big “EAT” sign in a kitchen, you legally can’t eat in there.

Live, Laugh, and Love or Eat, Shit, and Die.