To the east, to the east, everything you own in a box to the east.

Needlestradamus

"Harrell will also reportedly be spending time with a recent new friend his campaign staff introduced to him today to break the bad news the best way they knew how: A 10-foot AI MLK Jr."

No that's where his 4th child he won't talk about is from.

“Honestly, he can also keep the private gym he built for himself at City Hall too – I already get plenty of exercise between all the walking and lifting up my daughter.”

Hold your breath. His lead just extended more

bye, felicia.

🤭

Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4

Check online to see if your ballot has been counted, and if not, see if it's possible to cure. info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

Well well well, how the turnsweeps.

I could throw you a few bagel politics jokes?

I mean, the Seattle Times thinks we need Bellevue to be relevant to Seattle so maybe he should just go on behalf of it.

I can feel the glee in this headline all the way from 2022. 😂

I’ve lived here since 2020 and I’ve had Durkan and Harrell as mayors. Idk what it’s like to have someone that isn’t utter crap.

Did you see this one or were you speaking in generalities?👀 Clearly Seattle just likes to be edged 😹 (The article itself is hilarious, too) #Seattle #KatieWilson #SeattleMayor bsky.app/profile/then...

Luckily there is still a monster in the white house.

From 2022. Maybe this year they can help sweep Bruce back to Bellevue.

RIP

Pineapple. Pineapple! PINEAPPLE!

Well well well, how the turnsweeps.

Seriously. What are we gonna fucking do?!

From 2022. Maybe this year they can help sweep Bruce back to Bellevue.

a great loss to the local satire community tbh

Patience! *thwatchah!* election-results-01.kingcounty.gov/results.pdf

Seriously. What are we gonna fucking do?!

hold your breath for 3 minutes!

Patience! *thwatchah!* election-results-01.kingcounty.gov/results.pdf

While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.

“Wipe that smile off your face–did I say she fucking won? Has anyone said she’s won?” Madame Payne said as she cracked a whip. “Don’t jinx this you little bitch or I’m getting the electric nipple clamps out.”

‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6

“Wipe that smile off your face–did I say she fucking won? Has anyone said she’s won?” Madame Payne said as she cracked a whip. “Don’t jinx this you little bitch or I’m getting the electric nipple clamps out.”

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While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.

I only buy my pitchforks at the Capitol Hill Farmer’s Market

And don’t forget @theneedling.com who can also use your support!

Don't worry, there's still a market for those who are upset at Senate Dems caving for nothing but a pinky promise.

I guess I’ll need to replace this with something… bsky.app/profile/ahym...

Black Friday is in a couple weeks.

Always happy to see a well formed angry mob

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Does Wall Street sell stocks for torch and pitchfork manufacturers? How about guillotines? #governmentshutdown #trumpshutdown #shutdown #trump

Remember to only shop from small, local businesses this holiday season!

Ok that's pretty funny.

Whips out for Katie!

If only we had the courage.

Get ‘em get ‘em get ‘em

It might be time to ramp up guillotine production.

‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6