Cinnamon should have felt comfortable addressing issues to its boss directly. Doesn’t it know that a union only hurts its relationship with management? /s 🙃

Yes, Starbucks just closed its $20 million roastery rather than negotiate a union contract, but I didn't realize "Starbucks will also be canceling its contract with the Starbucks Siren after she attempted to lure C-suite execs into giving her an astronomical 1% raise."💥

Starbucks Cancels Pumpkin Spice Season After Cinnamon Unionizes: tinyurl.com/436ewmrb

Mariners Fans Still Skeptical They’ll Ever Be AL West Champs Again: tinyurl.com/y3n3h7sc

I feel exceedingly called out here. #Mariners

Even if the Seattle mayoral debate on KOMO gets canceled due to Katie's boycott, we're sure they can still find a way to get Mayor Harrell some air time that night. bsky.app/profile/then...

NGL... The glee in my wife's voice this afternoon when she said, "We may have to turn on the heat tonight!" was kinda heartbreaking.

Truth

I was at the game, I got video of Cal's 60th homer, and me screaming my lungs out... and I'm not sure we're going to be AL West champs this year.

Sums it up nicely 😂

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

*the Mariners are literally on the field celebrating clinching the AL West title* "but they're gonna find a way to choke it, they always do..."

After the Mariners triumphantly broke a 24-year AL West division title drought Wednesday night, Seattle M’s fans confessed they’re still highly skeptical that they have a chance at being AL West champions this year.

It’s the Mariners. They can still totally blow it through clerical errors and wacky mishaps. #TridentsUp #SportsSky #baseball

It's true though 😅

After the Mariners triumphantly broke a 24-year AL West division title drought Wednesday night, Seattle M’s fans confessed they’re still highly skeptical that they have a chance at being AL West champions this year.

Mariners Fans Still Skeptical They’ll Ever Be AL West Champs Again: tinyurl.com/y3n3h7sc

With what? It can only be seen with an electron scanning microscope. He'll need a negative pressure suction unit from the dentist. It's the only thing agile enough.

Tonight!

Turns out that nice, affable Jimmy Kimmel has repeatedly suffered real consequences for speaking truth to power.

I thought the Needling was satire???

Tonight!

Perfect - no notes.

pretty much what is happening right now

When it comes to the nasty game of mergers and acquisitions, you will do anything you can to come out ahead.

As I was saying…

Steve Pool weeps from heaven and it falls on Seattle

No mention of the Mariners or George Argyros, but we know what really happened.

Kimmel will not be seen in Seattle (and many other places) because Sinclair and Nexstar are still preempting him. So...

SEATTLE MENTIONED (and not as a lawless terrorist enclave on a fox opinion show) lmao

With the government cracking down on comedy, there's never been a better time to join the field. Get your real fake news reporting certificate today!

Seattle hates Sinclair! We want Kimmel!

UPDATE:

Vice President JD Vance hunched over his phone in a dark secluded corner of the Naval Observatory, quietly muttering, “Just one heartbeat away,” while furiously whacking off to a White House press pool photo of Oval Office couch for the third time of the night.

KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y

UPDATE:

Standing firm in its decision to pre-empt Jimmy Kimmel Live! even as ABC and Nexstar agree to air the show across the country again, Seattle TV station KOMO confirmed today that it would instead air an hour of Sinclair CEO Christopher Ripley sucking off President Donald Trump.

A hardworking person posted the KOMO advertisers on Reddit. Really easy to just follow the links and contact Sinclair’s revenue sources in Seattle. www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...

Fuck you Sinclair and KOMO TV in Seattle. YouTube still allows us to watch Jimmy Kimmel. We are coming for your monopoly deal. 39% ownership is the max, not 70% you’re gunning for Love seeing Robert DeNiro and Kimmel not holding back #FreeSpeech m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Trump said he was bringing jobs back to America...

I wish I had been raptured so I wouldn’t have had to read this headline 🤮

The Needling is gonna get taken off air for this post and this post alone

With the government cracking down on comedy, there's never been a better time to join the field. Get your real fake news reporting certificate today!

Standing firm in its decision to pre-empt Jimmy Kimmel Live! even as ABC and Nexstar agree to air the show across the country again, Seattle TV station KOMO confirmed today that it would instead air an hour of Sinclair CEO Christopher Ripley sucking off President Donald Trump.

KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y

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THIS IS MY EXACT SITUATION (except Dixie Alley instead of Tornado Alley)

The Needling Online Real Fake Newsroom Workshop begins Wednesday night. Join us! tinyurl.com/bddb6dmt