There’s nothing creepier than waking up to that DAZN “This event has now concluded” music.

Women when Harrison Butker doinks a kick

Chiefs looking cooked af

The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds

The Cardinals are so fucking shit bros I'm in shambles they'll never help us

Holy shit the Titans won?

The Raiders don't want to be playing football anymore

Fam, this stat is actually fucking NUTS 😂

I fucking love this team

Bruh

Yeah that's pretty fucking late my guy

The Seahawks defense playing with a lead

This team is so good

Yeah we're good

We look less like ass so that's nice

This is going better

THE CLUB GOT HIM

His hand hella broke

Taps the sign

That's a fun start

Special teams, special players, special plays

I fucking love that kid

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I'm gonna fucking commit sudoku on this hill. Lindsay Lohan is the Meg Ryan for millennials

College football feels icky

Mike'd Up

We're expanding our post birth abortion services

I was just trying to read about the Big Mac index and I ended up donating money to Wikipedia. Nothing good happens after midnight

I am a .2% listener of Coheed and Cambria and that's basically just been in the last 3 months and that breaks my fucking heart because they are phenomenal

Alex Carpenter scores the first home goal in Seattle Torrent history!!!!

Have the UW basketball game on in the background and it's making me think about the Mariners. I've missed ya, Goldy.

Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family

My man literally gets paid to do social media and thought this was necessary

I love when they interview dudes that are comfortable being nerds about football on camera.

That game had no right being as lit as it was

REF FANS GET IN HERE WE'RE SHOWING OUT TONIGHT

What a silly sport we all enjoy

Football has been so much fun this year

"He's a hoe and I want that known" is such a banger line

That was so cool

If I took this handoff and found myself here, this already went way better than anyone could have hoped and I'm sliding immediately

The Seahawks have had multiple games now where they completely blew the opposition off the field in games where they played something like a B- minus game. I do not care about the opposition quality the NFL is a brutal league. They are very very good.

Reclaiming that top DVOA spot?

Nice and clean

Nice play to put a bow on this.

Nailor can't force that fumble if not for Brosmers interception, guy puts his teammates in position to make plays

God damn the Seahawks are good

Aww man

Terrific. Splendid. Delightful