Aaron Tinsman
@atinsman.bsky.social
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Big fan of
@erinjoy.bsky.social
, iced coffee, The Dodgers, and democracy
I assume this is what everyone was listening to when they said the president is giving a speech today
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Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day
ALT: Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day
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about 6 hours ago
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Happy Fourth of July Eve. Don’t forget to leave out a pack of cigarettes and an ice-cold Coors Light for Kid Rock.
1 day ago
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When you find out the president conned his own supporters and made $1.4 billion by selling crypto with his name on it:
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1 day ago
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I need to stop assuming things like this are from The Onion
1 day ago
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Sometimes the real wars we’ve stopped are the ones we never started, ya know? I work harder than all you dumbasses, Venmo me if you’re grateful for all the missiles I have not launched.
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2 days ago
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reposted by
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The Whimsical Muse
3 days ago
Surround yourself with the kind of people who consider The Princess Bride to be one of the most amazing films of all-time.
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I’m not going to make fun of him for this, that’s un-fair
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2 days ago
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When you go to a frat party that can afford more than Busch Light:
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2 days ago
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Me with my Bluesky mutuals (complimentary, or whatever)
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2 days ago
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Roy G. Biv has completed the Cinderella run, knocking off PEMDAS to win the World Cup of abbreviations and acronyms we all memorized for reasons no one can explain.
2 days ago
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It’s no secret that I like break-up songs more than the Average Happily Committed Heterosexual Person™️ (there should probably be an asterisk in there somewhere, put it wherever it tickles you). Anyway, the Senses cover of “Good Luck, Babe!” slaps. That’s all. Carry on.
2 days ago
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True Story: I've played a round of golf with Bobby Bonilla. Most perpetually happy dude I've ever seen.
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3 days ago
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The future is fun because we were promised flying cars and instead I just had to agree to a corporation’s privacy policy to use my tv’s remote control
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Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
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3 days ago
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My complaint about liking a West Coast team is that every game asks me to choose between baseball and being a functional adult the next day, and I so rarely make the right choice.
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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Tom Hanks:
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4 days ago
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Wu-Tang is for the children
4 days ago
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Heinz in the early 2000s was wild. Imagine being the engineer screaming, “JUST PUT THE LID ON THE BOTTOM IT LITERALLY SOLVES ALL OF THE PROBLEMS,” while everyone else is arguing over what shades of purple and green that ketchup should really be.
5 days ago
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Bobbleheads:
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5 days ago
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Sirens luring folks to their death:
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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The Founding Fathers never intended for me to remember seventeen different streaming service passwords
5 days ago
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Adult money is realizing the answer to missing 10mm sockets has nothing to do with looking for them and finding them and everything to do with having a rotating cast of them where, sure, they may get written off the show so to speak but a few seasons from now, turns out they had a long lost twin.
5 days ago
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“Now listen…before all this Google nonsense, there was a butler. Polite fella. You’d ask him where to find something on the internet and he’d scurry off, come back with a bunch of ideas, and a few of them were sometimes right. We called him Jeeves. Anyway, nice young man. He passed away recently.”
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6 days ago
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Challenge of the day: explain Ask Jeeves to your children without having them think “maybe it’s time to put dad in a home”
6 days ago
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Update: it told me to put it under professional accomplishments. Erin asked the same thing in reverse and it told her to list it under charity work.
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6 days ago
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Hey Siri, can I add amateur pornographer to my résumé if I send nudes to Erin?
6 days ago
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Sisyphus ass laundry piles
6 days ago
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My political ideology is that the self-checkout should recognize bananas without making me play 20 Questions with it
6 days ago
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Super-Bisexuals: brought to you by the same network that first noticed and reported that M&Ms are just not as sexy as they used to be
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8 days ago
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We are all Horney’s (on Main), in a sense
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8 days ago
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9 days ago
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reposted by
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Harry 🇲🇽
9 days ago
Slut shaming but for not being slutty enough
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I’m not a genius. I’m not claiming to have all the answers. I don’t want to come across, dear reader, as “I know better than you.” But I do know this, and heed this valuable life lesson: Costco sells honey. You can buy it in bulk and never think about it again, and, Happy Pride, live like a bear.
11 days ago
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Erin is just like the pretzel crackers fr fr
11 days ago
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tell me 5 random things that you love (not people/pets) - Baseball - Mountains - Books (and other story telling) that aren’t formulaic - Apple butter - Trivia nights
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12 days ago
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Subscribe to his HolyFans so you can Holy See
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12 days ago
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Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons image
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13 days ago
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MERRY FATHER’S DAY to everyone, including the Losers and Haters. Thanks to me, we’re allowed to say MERRY FATHER’S DAY again. Many people are saying I’m America’s Daddy. Not my words, THEIR words. Strong people. Tough people. They look at me and say, “Daddy.” You’re welcome!
14 days ago
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In a different timeline, a different Al G. would have prevented all this
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15 days ago
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see? this is why we need a strait pride month
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15 days ago
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I wonder how many of my ancestors survived wars, famines, and plagues just for me to forget why I walked into the kitchen
15 days ago
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Once again sporting the annual ridiculous farmer’s tan because society still frowns on nudism
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Stewie Griffin: I Hate It Here!
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18 days ago
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Nobody: Tiger Woods every 6 months:
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Bury me on her golf course for the tax breaks so I know it’s real
19 days ago
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How I imagine The People talk about me:
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20 days ago
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In hindsight, the most unbelievable part of Fairly Odd Parents, a catoon in which fairies grant unlimited and often elaborate wishes to children, was a middle aged man being able to do this consistently with no back pain:
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Crocker
ALT: Crocker
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20 days ago
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The three way Venn Diagram of cybertruck owners, people who wonder why there isn’t a white history month, and men who have never pleased a woman is just the most beautiful circle you’ve ever seen
21 days ago
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when Bruce Wayne takes a vacation day:
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21 days ago
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reposted by
Aaron Tinsman
Jack
22 days ago
If there’s one person I don’t trust, it’s people.
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