Mixed up fruit basket case overload.

reminding myself to blink while my I am staring at a wall reviewing my life choices is self care

Most direct example I've seen of the AI data center boom complicating the energy transition. Amazon just outbid a Washington state electric utility for one of the nation's largest solar projects: www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

The kowtowing works. Amazon’s tax bill drops 87% as profits surged. https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/06/amazon-emerges-a-big-winner-from-gop-tax-cuts-00768985

the Epstein Files has really lowered my opinion of gross ass rich people. It's like they've been evil the whole time or something

Fun fact: the average age of an Empire is 250 years! ............................welp

The script for February's episode has begun! Puppet Master here we come.

This movie was wild. Worth a watch for sure if you love slashers and if you do or if you don't, may I also recommend listening to me riffing on the batshit things that happened in it? www.patreon.com/posts/137861...

Been watchin my Dads 14 y.o Rottweiler & I’ve decided I’m not giving her back. Like I’m really not though. She loves me more. Shes mine now & that’s final.

Relax, it’s not like we can actually see you or anything.

Shoving Tums into an earhole because my brain has indigestion

Reminder: Do all the things you need to do so that your wife wants to have sex with you. 😉

*looks at urn*

Remember, you gotta spend money to endure soul crushing systemic poverty.

Trump brags his billionaire friends are making money. Meanwhile, energy, groceries, and rent remain high.

1) question fucknut cabinet member for house committee 2) contort face at fucknut depravity 3) reprimand fucknut to end interview 4) email clip of performance in desperate plea for donations 5) never mention fucknut crimes again 6) fraternize with fucknut in swanky dc bar each Thursday

who wants to tell him?

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

ART

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why only right wing billionaires buy media companies? Why can’t center or left billionaires buy media companies?

Thousands of high school students rally against ICE in downtown Seattle 👏🏼

Well akchually you are on SOCIAL media, so...

bottling my flop sweat and storing it in the bunker to remember the good old days

my new superhero character’s signature ask “are you gonna finish that?” before busting heads is catching on like

did we really need the whole fractal thing? I’m just trying to bolt a brace so this bench doesn’t collapse bro

Hoping to retire from shitposting and settle down with a nice porn bot programmed to laugh at my butthole jokes

That whole "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" is doing an awful lot of heavy lifting

oh COME ON

Givin everyone only now finding out the Illuminati is real a lil forehead kiss cause they’re adorable

I have loved living in a country among a people that have been nothing but an embarrassment.

“If elected I will make them all curl up in a prison cell and cry like bitches” that’s what I want to see from you guys

Bermuda Triangle and chill.

Shouldn't you want to have sex with your wife?

Happy 250th America! 🎂 🇺🇸

NEW: Insurrectionist pardoned by Trump has been arrested for child sex crimes. www.texastribune.org/2025/02/06/a...

🎂

Hey who's on letterboxd? I need to follow more people, even better if they're funny people My username is okayiguess

"I'm not allowed to cross the street unless I hold somebody's hand... I'm gonna be here all night."

Floyd (last night growling at his own reflection in the bedroom window): "What the hell is that guy's problem? Why is he staring at me? Get out of my bedroom! Grrrr!"

Drop some DOGS 🐕🦮🖤🐩🐕‍🦺

Okay, I'll fess up. It was me. Sorry. My bad. Thoughts and prayers.

Highly recommend ending any conversation with a loud proud British "ArE yOu TaKinG a PisS?!"

Live skeeting my first time experience.. with ear candles 🧵/100

Nah mate. Your insecurities aren't my problem. Hand job? No hand job? I don't care, man. I'll just jerk off the next bloke

I don't care about people doing a little tax free side hustle for milk money but these billionaires are taking the piss

If homeless people can't have guns then nobody should.

Dollar Tree sells vibrators. The brand is called Eye Massager