Which is exactly how he's handling all issues on the health and human services front.

And this is exactly the kind of 'outside the box' thinking that makes you wonder if they can even *find* the box.

There is a lesson to be learned here.

Finally, an expert has weighed in on stench.

We need to stop rewarding psychotic and sociopathic behaviors in this world if we're at all serious about making it a better place.

Priorities, amirite?

Well, that's too fucking bad. We can also talk about record job loss or the Epstein files. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

dat ass tho - gotta use both hands

Trump's answer to those worried about higher prices is to STFU. Literally! Trump denies prices are going up, instead declaring: ‘I Don’t Wanna Hear About the Affordability’

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Good morning. We've come to discuss your garbage. ☕️🗑

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You motherfuckers have *got* to be shitting me.

Irony is not only dead, but she took her own life. 😬

📣Public Service Announcement 📣

Hard at work or hardly working? You be the judge.

Texas… it’s not just Grijalva…. #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

She ain't lying. 🤣

Watch the clip. Seriously. Watch. The. Clip. 🤣

Trump openly defied court order with Truth Social threat: judge www.rawstory.com/trump-snap-2... Mine are due on the 10th. His defiance of the courts should be enough to impeach him and remove him from any and all responsibilities of a sitting President. He is utterly the worst we have EVER had.

Tell me again how this isn't performative politics.

*sets reminder for Dec 1st*

Thinking this level of inequality is unsustainable isn’t radical, thinking it isn’t is

Too big to fail is too big to exist.

All I'm saying is if Subway doesn't find a way to put what he ordered on the menu, it's a missed opportunity.

*man wakes up from 1 year coma: What did I miss? everyone:

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Let's stop calling them press conferences and start calling them "Storytime hour with little Johnson"

So it's *not* illegal if it's getting results? It's still illegal even if the results were good last time I checked. What if the results are shit even?

It's *exactly* like Trump 1.0, only shittier.

Like a boss.

I suppose everyone gets a participation trophy. 🤷‍♂️

Can't *wait* to see how this turns out.

This should be everyone's takeaway

Not to mention the government workers who are *still* working and not getting paid.

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I have zero doubts that this actually happened.

They put the 'coup' in 'couple'

"Monarchist mercantilism" And they wonder why we say #NoKings

On Tuesday, President Trump angrily threatened to stop doling out food stamp payments until Democrats capitulate in the government shutdown fight. Coming after a judge ordered the administration to continue payments, Trump’s threat unleashed widespread fears that he is now directly

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Shoutout to all my peeps who didn't require 291 days in office to question his credibility! Love y'all.

It's honestly hard to believe that it's been less than a year.

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Amazing achievement - all they had to do was remove 29% of the items from last year, repackage, and exchange the remaining items with cheaper alternatives. Y'all feel the winning yet?