Of course, I wouldn’t put it past T.S. Eliot or Andrew Lloyd Webber. I’m surprised the piece isn’t in an updated version of Cats.

Who wrote, “Chow chow chow Chow chow Chow chow chow Purina cat chow Everybody’s wow About the chow chow chow!” Was it Noel Coward? Joyce Kilmer? Never have words been so eloquently thought out in the 3 minutes it took to have it all be shat out into the commode of creativity!!!

Moltar always enjoyed tucking the cuffs of his pants into his boots. He was often told that it looked stupid, but Moltar didn’t give a shit.

Nice bit of fan art by sofakenfield on instagram of Brak, @puddlespityparty.bsky.social and @alyankovic.bsky.social

KIMMEL should get Kimmel’s job.

No. No I don’t. Nor do I bring to attention when I drive down state route 40. I know where the water is off to. I haven’t had a bologna sandwich the way that it has been described in song since kindergarten.

Now I want a meta Downton Abbey set in the early 2000’s where George allows the BBC to make a tv show about his family to keep the family afloat.

Taking mom to see Downton Abby for her birthday. Saw a poster in the lobby for another Sisu movie. Yes please!!!

Picking up meds for my mom, there was an old man on the corner holding a sign. One side said, “Wash your feet.” The other side said, “Jesus period.” I don’t know what a Jesus period is and why my feet need to be clean for it.

MeTV toons is going to start airing the animated Star Trek series. When? Saturday nights at 11 opposite of when METV AIRS STAR TREK. Stupid. Also, if I were in charge, I would’ve taken the opportunity to make a big action block around this monumental return to broadcast tv. Again, stupid.

Coming soon!!! 10/25

HomePod speakers suck. They just randomly decide to unpair themselves. You’d think apple products would just seamlessly work with other apple products.

What’s going to happen to Guillermo?

When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.

This is how I find out that Merrill Markoe follows me. Hello, and I agree with your agreement!!!

The wait is nearly over. I’m really looking forward to this. youtu.be/q4-CRkd_74g?...

I wrote a movie review of Blues Brothers 2000 as Lokar. I happen to think that was one of the worst movies ever made and I didn’t hold back.

There he is!!! Top, slightly right of center.

There are 4 rocks on Mars named by NASA. Space Ghost, Zorak, Moltar, and Brak.

Victoria McGee’s Wonderballs! Plushie Dreadfuls!

Car reviews! Cherly Coke.

So in Casper/Deadman, Casper teaches Boston Brand how to materialize so that he can be seen and heard. In return, Boston shows Casper how to enter another person’s body and control them…and, as a side project, teaches him some trapeze tricks.

Perhaps. I guess I was kind of a ghost.

I like to think that Robert Redford’s new job is escorting little old ladies to Heaven. RIP!

Can the typed upper case “i” look more like the “i” that we write and not the lower case “L”? That way, we can talk about AL and not ai.

This would’ve been the perfect time to have the artist Korn judge, but nope. Missed opportunity, Chaiman Kaga!!!

@alyankovic.bsky.social @puddlespityparty.bsky.social Still very moved from the concert last night. youtu.be/35kRaVg-i8Y?...

Everyone shut up now. It’s the Iron Chef corn battle.

Let’s also not forget my appearance at the Melbourne Toy & Comic Con in less than a month on 10/12! melbournetoyandcomiccon.com/guests

I want to see a Casper/Deadman crossover now.

Casper cartoon writing template… Casper is sad. Casper scares people who overreact because he’s harmless. Casper helps them with a problem. The people apologize and welcome Casper after seeing that he’s useful to them. The people all sing in unison Casper’s stupid theme song. Yawn.

Gambit decides to only use cards from the Jumbo Old Maid card deck from 1968, and makes a lousy pun for every character that he throws.

Huh. Go figure! I’ve graduated from “voice actor” to “celebrity!” galaxycon.com/pages/galaxy...

If you told my Jr High self that in 43 years, Weird Al would hand me a pie to throw in a very tall clown’s face, I would’ve asked you how you got in my dreams.

Thank you to @alyankovic.bsky.social and @puddlespityparty.bsky.social for the most lovely evening!!!

Currently chilling in Puddles’ dressing room.

The room.

Yup. I’m the pier…pie-er…whatever. I pied Puddles.

Here we are.

Nose is bleeding.

I gave Al a hug, everyone! No pics though. It happened!!!

I’m writing songs for Plushie Dreadfuls.

I’m going to see @puddlespityparty.bsky.social and @alyankovic.bsky.social tomorrow. I assume that there will be mirth at some point.

The Speed Racer narrator was always there to remind us that Racer X was Speed’s older brother. He should always be praised for that.

This was the last time that I voiced Oglethorpe. youtu.be/0V4ayL1gPPs?...

Singa bonga sanga banga bone fone!!!

Where you goin’, Sugar Waffles?

Here you go, everyone!!! Enjoy!!! youtu.be/sjXGSgzBesw

Huh. Imagine that.

Was Pelia about to accidentally share a story about being a certain Doctor’s companion?