Acquitted!!!

I believe that Captain Sandwich, after his total acquittal, should receive free sandwiches for life. Not since the Earl of Sandwich has a person furthered the simple plight of the submarine sandwich. He is the hero of heroes!!!

Well I ate it. youtu.be/yXbJ8X6VL-k?...

I truly enjoy when companies have the guts to FA. It’s fun! I will gladly FO for them if the FA is stupid enough.

It has arrived.

Once again, I’ve missed Salt & Straw’s Halloween creepy crawly ice cream. It was matcha ice cream with chocolate covered crickets and meal worm toffee. I would seriously eat it.

m&ms “Dissolves in your mouth and sometimes in your warm sweaty hands.” I can write a good ad slogan!!!

We need The Onion now more than ever!

Just ordered these!!! Once again, I’m too late to get the Digiorno Thanksgiving pizza.

“Cookin’ With Andy,” here we come. I hope it’s in stock.

It’s about time, really.

Well said!!!

Fun fact: Shari Lewis was the only person to make money from the Cartoon Planet Musical Bar-B-Q album because royalties had to be paid for that song.

Future “Cookin’ With Andy” set.

My cabinets are up.

Lookit!!! It’s my lovely offspring!!!

Guy standing in the room where the toilet is.

I’ve got on my Halloween costume. I’m going as uncle whose nephew is getting married.

I am in this week’s episode of Fiona and Cake. Blade Wizard. I am Blade Wizard. Watch it on HBO Max.

If you live in a state with a large rural population, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider investigating which areas in your region are food deserts & consider possibly giving to food banks that serve them. Rural food deserts are going to be the regions worst hit by the SNAP cutoff. Absolutely devastating.

Happy Halloween, BOY!!!

Happy Halloween from this tiny probably haunted Brak doll

My nephew’s dog is here to play.

One more day ‘til…

My sister has a wig. No. She’s not wearing it.

I made special message to the “group 7” members on TikTok. Sweet Jesus, I hate TikTok trends.

My sister and I are here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And the bubble gum is plentiful.

We’re gonna fuck shit up.

Flying to Nashville this morning with my mom. My nephew’s getting married. I’ve never flown with my mother before. I know. It’s crazy.

Scary!!!

Cornt Dracornla!!!!!!!!

Clandy clorn and banama milk.

Ty Pennington and Nina Blackwood have the same voice. I think they take turns using it.

Hooray beer!!!

How did I not see Heretic last year? Hugh Grant is creepy as hell.

Eddie baby.

Shaggs!!!

Since I wanted to be up front with the new followers, I thought I’d be up front with them and tell them, as you guys know, that I haven’t had to work at Amazon since January thanks to plushiedreadfuls.com

America today:

My TikTok is exploding today for some reason. So I posted a quick little video for everyone.

Go to hell.

If George Lindsey had taken the part of Spock (Roddenberry’s initial pick), would Leonard Nimoy have become Goober, Gomer Pyle’s cousin? Would we have seen Leonard “Goober” Nimoy on Hee-Haw?

Btw, I know it’s short notice, but the episode airs on Disney XD in about 10 minutes at 11am.

At the end, in the “walla” of Pat washing Kiff’s hair, you can hear me laugh slightly because I surprised myself by calling Kiff “sweetie.” It’s a short breath right before he cries out. youtu.be/yacncoSPlOw?...

Hey!!! Check out that Heart Eyes movie!!! @joshruben.bsky.social

THE Ted Knight? TV’s Ted Knight?

Once again, Disney airs the wrong episode for the 8:50 replay.

My friend, @scrappypete.bsky.social got bored at Hobby Lobby.

Ah man! This is sad! RIP!!! One of my first convention autographs that I paid for was hers. I chose the pic of her family in A Christmas Carol because I love most versions of that story. She was so excited to talk about it, she invited me to sit with her and we talked for 1 1/2 hours. A legend!