Merry Christmas everyone! Donald Trump still sucks.

Bro is delusional.

It’s pretty gross that Donald Trump’s DOJ has Ghislaine Maxwell in a work camp right now.

Donald Trump is trash for this post about Rob Reiner. Then again, he’s always trash.

Gross.

Remember when Nick Fuentes got arrested? He has to go to a court-mandated anger management course, issue a formal apology in person to the woman he shoved down the stairs and pepper sprayed, give her $635 for the cell phone he broke, and do 75 hours of community service before January 23.  🍿

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 💕

Michael Cohen on Trump’s peace plan for Ukraine and Russia: “Rubio now calls the document a ‘living, breathing’ thing. Sure. So is a fungus.” Nailed it. 🤣

We paid more for Halloween candy and now we’re gonna be paying more for Thanksgiving dinner? Bravo, MAGA. So. Much. Winning. 🙄

Awwwww. Leon got rid of the location function on Twitter because it exposed foreign MAGA ops? It was just getting fun. 🤣

Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning? Bye, bish. 👋

I love that Liz Cheney didn’t invite Donald Trump and JD Vance to her father’s funeral. 🍿

Donald Trump was Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend for over a decade. Republicans control Congress and shut down the government. But do go on about Democrats, Donald. 🙄

Megyn Kelly is outing herself as total trash again? I’m not surprised she’s defending pedophilia. Are you?

Remember when Donald Trump said there would be people standing in bread lines trying to get food if Kamala Harris won? People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.

1) Republicans have control of Congress. The government shutdown is on them. 2) Sleepy Donald Trump is the loser.

Donald Trump’s FAA is issuing ground stops for Chicago O’Hare airport because of staffing issues? What a disaster.

I remember when Donald Trump didn’t want the government to let the Washington Commanders to build the new stadium on the land. Now he wants the Commanders to name the stadium after him. What a narcissist.

Donald Trump was sleeping on the job again yesterday in the Oval Office. Peak vigor. 🙄 What a disgrace.

Those woke, weak, and out of touch Democrats swept elections yesterday. 🍿

After getting their asses handed to them yesterday, Donald Trump is now begging Republicans to reopen the government.

I can’t wait for midterms!

The MAGA tears this morning are delicious. 🍿

Translation: I’m fine with Republicans redistricting but cry when Democrats do it and succeed.

Nailed it.

Nancy Mace self owning makes me happy. 🍿

I still can’t believe they picked this guy.

Donald Trump is hawking this cheesy Christmas ornament for $47. Does the grift ever end?

Immediately.

10/10. No notes.

Nailed it. 🍿

Deep red Alabama is out for No Kings Day!

So proud of my city. No Kings, Chicago!

Hartford, Connecticut No Kings Day protest! Bravo! 👏

Spot on No Kings Day protest sign in Texas.

Folks in Iowa lined up on roads to protest on No Kings Day!

Creative No Kings Day costume out in California!

Los Angeles representing for No Kings Day!

The question many people are asking today at the No Kings Day protests.

Chicago showed up for No Kings Day! 👊

10/10 No Kings Day protest sign.

Thousands of protesters showed up at the No Kings rally lining both sides of the street for a mile in the small town of Geneva, Illinois! Incredible!

Yes. A billionaire begging for money incessantly is super annoying.

Is Donald Trump gonna pardon Diddy now?

The art of the cave. 🙄

Donald Trump’s approval rating keeps tanking. Love this for him. 🍿

MAGA “influencer” Nick Sortor was arrested outside of the Portland ICE facility. Oh the irony. 🍿

MAGA is boycotting Netflix again? Isn’t this their 10th boycott of them in the past year? 🙄

I thought Donald Trump was supposed to end the war in Gaza on day 1. 🙄

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Democrats are to blame for a government shutdown when Republicans control Congress.