#MAGA #MegynKelly

I was struck by Justin DZ's remarkable knowledge of both the Old Testament and the gospels. The man didn't need me yesterday, but I was glad to be a part of the show. www.youtube.com/live/ESFiHec...

Helicopters. That is their only name.

New weird fact uncovered! There are apparently whole online spaces dedicated to cats that look like Hitler. The majority of these "kitlers" are piebald with large black splotches underneath their noses. Poor things only want love, yet they can't help looking like they want to invade Poland.

It's official! Tix just went on sale. www.sethandrews.com/seth-forrest...

It's official! Tix just went on sale. www.sethandrews.com/seth-forrest...

"Clear your calendar, unplug your ring light, rehome your ficus, and go fuck yourself, Megyn. Do it with the force of every survivor who clawed their way out of silence while women like you held the door open for the men who hurt them and smiled like it was a career move." @jojofromjerz.bsky.social

What an honor to narrate a story by the great #IsaacAsimov. www.spreaker.com/episode/isaa...

We had some great conversation and [insert adjective] calls! www.youtube.com/live/J57ZIF3...

It's even worse with pickles.

Huge thanks to Humanist Society of New Mexico for this great honor! 😀

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For the person who has everything, the Nightmare on Elm Street tongue phone. www.ebay.com/itm/23638725...

Beautiful film. www.rottentomatoes.com/m/frankenste...

80s Christian album covers were LIT!

My life in two consecutive comments:

I see Agent Skinner from the X-Files.

This evening! www.youtube.com/live/wB1Mj9O...

Republican Jesus loves hungry kids. My latest podcast explores SNAP and human suffering. www.spreaker.com/episode/snap...

They remade "The Running Man?" Eh. Oh, Edgar Wright directed? I'M TOTALLY IN! www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_runnin...

How do we know Trump sexualizes underage girls? He TOLD us. newrepublic.com/post/202813/...

My latest speech, given at @freethoughtday.bsky.social in Sacramento. youtu.be/Yb0Av2L7xbQ?...

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

A few points deducted for the bullshit term "Islamophobia" (which is different than the very real anti-Muslim bigotry), but lots to love here. www.instagram.com/reel/DQqhgOU...

Dick Cheney died?

The latest podcast asks the question, "Are we surrounding ourselves with 'root people' or 'surface people?'" www.spreaker.com/episode/root...

According to the USDA, 39% of SNAP participants are children, 20% are elderly, and 10% are individuals with disabilities. kfoxtv.com/news/nation-...

Last night was insane. Best count as I could manage: 763 actual trick or treaters. Unreal.

A fun podcast to finish the spooky season! via @spreaker.com www.spreaker.com/episode/ghos...

I screwed a metal plate to connect the broken spine, reinforced the wings with wire, and resecured his glasses. No winds can deter him. Ozzy is back!

Me: Shows receipts on how/why America’s founders would have condemned Trump. Them: “You have TDS!!!” youtu.be/Yb0Av2L7xbQ?...

The high winds broke Ozzy. Still…No More Tears.

My latest presentation, given on the steps of the California State Capitol, explores an America where "You're free...if it's OK with me." youtu.be/Yb0Av2L7xbQ?...

Five minutes of #Halloween with an ending that will blow your mind. via @spreaker.com www.spreaker.com/episode/true...

My latest speech, given at @freethoughtday.bsky.social in Sacramento. youtu.be/Yb0Av2L7xbQ?...

This is the dementia screening test that Trump thinks is an IQ test proving his genius.

All these years later, I still think the Halloween 4 mask looks like someone bought a flour tortilla on Temu.

#whitehouse #eastwing

I made this years ago, and it’s still floating the internet. I amuse myself sometimes.

If you know, you know.

Albuquerque NM Saturday morning! DETAILS: humanistsnm.org/event-606680...

Saw this sign as I walked into a grocery store, and it was SO Oklahoma.

This is gonna save me a fortune on #Halloween candy!

#WhiteHouse #whitehousewall #EastWing #demolition #Trump

My pal @calliopehoop.bsky.social isn't shy. In our chat, she explains why. youtu.be/pHRpb15YOzs

Thoroughgood "Thurgood" Marshall was an American civil rights lawyer and jurist who served as an associate justice of the Supreme Court of the United States from 1967 until 1991. He was the Supreme Court's first African American justice.

Yes!