#October #Halloween

I think A would be most practical, but you’d still need a hot glue gun.

Trump just boosted the Great Replacement conspiracy theory. Here's a primer on GRT. sbee.link/cqbun9xgmy

Everyone thought John was a healthy guy. They had no idea. True Story runs 5 minutes. via @spreaker.com www.spreaker.com/episode/true...

It's called faith because it's not knowledge. youtube.com/shorts/EhwSk...

Lots of good stuff coming up. DETAILS: www.thethinkingatheist.com/events

Never. Sleep. Again.

Hmm.

See you in Sacramento October 12!

Poor Donny is big mad.

This is an actual product on the Trump Store: a golf driver cover for (urp) $65. #HowDoYouMilkSheep

Dave Farina is a science communicator who runs the "Professor Dave Explains" YouTube channel. youtu.be/h4j-REoGZmE?...

What happens in the guest room STAYS in the guest room.

Careful with those memes. www.ibtimes.co.uk/did-jimmy-ki...

This is some North Korea bullshit. www.npr.org/2025/09/20/g...

I also do baby talk. "LOOOKIT THE SWEET WIDDLE PUPPY!!!"

#ABC #JimmyKimmel

At doc for checkup, and the bathroom has a sign telling people not to flush their trash down the toilet.

Welp. Trump just floated cancelling the FCC licenses for 97% of TV outlets because he says they’re against him. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Love your enemies. Don't go to bed angry. Remember that everything happens for a reason. Turn the other cheek. Don't have premarital sex. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. Don't speak ill of the dead. Just take it on faith.

“Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.” ― George Orwell, 1984 newrepublic.com/post/200537/...

#MarjorieTaylorGreene. Her wheel is spinning; the hamster is dead. youtube.com/shorts/TPrGo...

Perhaps my favorite Robert Redford film.

Every call begins with someone's first car. Also, solicitors and "Why aren't you vegan?" youtu.be/wImx8_Aecfo?...

If you want to know how #MegynKelly views the world, ask her about her protests about a non-white Santa Claus. Now, she says a "divisive" black former president brought the country to today's perilous climate. I smell straight-up racism. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

The lead singer is coming along. Needs a name.

Right-wing extremists blamed "The Left" for the murder of #CharlieKirk... long before the name of any suspect was ever known. And they have a strategic reason for lying. sbee.link/7kdqwrpg39

The most compelling TV show character at this moment: #AlienEarth

I'm interested in the report that the rifle and ammunition contained "phrases related to cultural issues." And I'm hoping that there isn't interference which redacts those messages if politically inconvenient. Whatever is accurate, that's what needs to be revealed. www.wfmj.com/story/530766...

The Founders and the Fondler www.youtube.com/shorts/egZ4F...

Hey @newsweek.com. Did you folks actually try to pass this off as serious journalism, or were you hacked? www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

His life was pathetic. His death is ironic. His murder should be condemned by all moral people. #CharlieKirk sethandrews.substack.com/p/the-execut...

Agreed. Charlie Kirk's vile behaviors are no excuse for (and won't be solved by) violence. The goal is humanism, not terrorism.

Many are saying my most recent speech articulates what they've been feeling. LINK TO WATCH: sbee.link/x96q8hkuta

#AlienEarth could have phoned in a season of clichés and gore porn. Instead, the series is a taut, smartly presented thinkpiece loaded with strong FX, compelling characters, and high-tension twists. This is such good stuff. Episode 6 is queued for tonight.

I get the weirdest mail.

The people love me.

I was a bit cranky for this one. youtu.be/4tw6cNhYX5s?...

My face when I’m asked if I used the microwave to make Natalie’s grilled cheese sandwich:

The perfect gift for the Satanic Panicker in your life. www.petsathome.com/product/pets...

Hey #MAGA. Go fact yourself. www.youtube.com/shorts/amjRl...

"Kyrie" by Mr. Mister. (Don't judge me.)

Speaking events coming up. DETAILS AND LINKS: sbee.link/f93vr4byhn

Trash television? Quite possibly. But this one melted my brain. www.rottentomatoes.com/m/unknown_nu...

Trust me. I was one of the hosts, and I would have preferred just talking to Owen. Callers...if you can't make a point or hold an audience's attention, perhaps you shouldn't dial in. 😶 www.youtube.com/live/62UziJU...