Holy crap, it's finally happening! Get your tickets now to come see Seth, Erika, and I LIVE right here in Tulsa! www.sethandrews.com/seth-forrest...

The neat thing about being innocent of a horrific crime—especially while you have complete control over the government—is you have zero hesitation to release the overwhelming files of evidence proving you’re 100% innocent. Guilty people, however, do the exact opposite.

So now that the Democrats caved for a pinky promise, we can release the Epstien files, right?

Well... @forrestvalkai.bsky.social and I began with hot gloves and ended with porn names. It was that kind of show. - @sethandrews.com www.youtube.com/live/wB1Mj9O...

WHY DON'T THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THIS?!

Once again, I drew something stupid on stream and someone with actual talent made it wonderful.

The men that the Trump administration unlawfully deported to an El Salvador mega prison have since been moved to Venezuela. In a new court filing, we're making sure they get to challenge our government’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport them.

@forrestvalkai.bsky.social I took a screenshot of your and Gutsick Gibbons' silly screen freeze on SkepTalk last Monday and did this to it, I hope you like it, I put a stupid amount of time into it hahaha

When our amazing charity show (where we raised $40,000 for @msf.ca) you were on last year is now up for FIVE awards at the @njwebfest.bsky.social 2025!!! Best Scene/Miniature Design Outstanding Sci Fi/Fantasy Best Costume/Make-up Best Ensemble Cast Best Game Master (our very own Jesse Jerdak)

There are still 7 spots left on my upcoming trip to Germany and Austria! If you'd like to skip Thanksgiving to come sip spiced wine in a cozy Christmas market, sign up now! trovatrip.com/trip/europe/...

This is objectively funny, but the best part is definitely the jizz emoji at the beginning. Thank you all for your comments. 💦

“Yad Vashem and the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum adhere to a “Palestine exception” when opposing genocide... organizations such as the ADL, use spurious accusations of antisemitism to silence or discredit those who dare to speak out.”

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says no one in Gaza is starving: “There is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there is no starvation in Gaza. We enable humanitarian aid throughout the duration of the war to enter Gaza – otherwise, there would be no Gazans." buff.ly/vfrCRqA

I can't wait for the next bullshit excuse as to why it's okay to starve millions of people. Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.

Hunger is reportedly surging in Gaza as the enclave of nearly two million people remains cut off from aid. U.N. and local health officials attribute hundreds of deaths in recent weeks to malnutrition or people dying while trying to get food from aid distribution points. (via @cfr.org)

So I guess I'm 33 now.

Ya'll!!!! Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social! This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca

Yall @catieosaurus.bsky.social made this silly and heartwarming reel of the bts shenanigans of our show and….just goes to show the heart, talent, and fun that went into making this show! Thank you @neddonovan.bsky.social for selecting our show as a nominee for @njwebfest.bsky.social 💖

They're undeniable proof of systemic evil which Democrats are desperately trying to hide... Then they don't exist... And now, a week later, it was actually the Democrats that made them up in the first place. Seriously, how in the actual fuck does anyone still believe a word this creep says?

Anti-vaxxers are idiots. Thanks @forrestvalkai.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwow...

Measles cases are currently higher than they've been in 33 years. Can't wait for the antivaxxers to deny, justify, ignore, or deflect from this, all while spouting off statistics they half-read on the toilet.

Dissent is patriotic. Protest is patriotic. Disobedience is patriotic. Defiance is patriotic.

Everybody listen to this guy!

Tulsa turned up to say NO KINGS!

While President Trump spends millions of taxpayer dollars to throw himself a birthday party, we’re taking to the streets. Fight the administration’s abuses of power with us on June 14. Find a rally near you. www.nokings.org#map/?utm_sou...

Join @theardenhart.bsky.social and I this Friday on The Line as we discuss biology, LGBT people, religion, and more! Anti-trans = anti-science! Let's talk about it!

BREAKING: Texas passed a bill requiring public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. We will be suing.

MAGA: We demand a Govt based on the Bible! Me: Ok great. Let’s start with Deuteronomy 15: “At the end of every seven years you must cancel debts. This is how: Every creditor shall cancel any loan they have made.” MAGA: Not that part of the Bible #CancelStudentDebt #CancelMedicalDebt

Season's Greetings. Canada! (The season is just summer.)

For those who are wondering: Yes, I did puke. Yes, it was worth it. Thank you all so much to everyone who helped us raise over $95,000 for Recovering from Religion!

We've already raised over $60,000! Tune in and help us support Recovering from Religion! www.youtube.com/live/Lva3TxY...

We've officially raised over $20,000 for Recovering from Religion so, as promised, I will be straightening my hair for a stream. Emo Forrest pictures coming soon!

If you're not puking, you literally have puke in your body right now. Gross.

Imagine being so useless as a legislator that you center your entire career and personality around where people are shitting.

If you missed me in Canada last weekend, don't despair! I'll be in Ontario this August for BAHACon! Get your tickets and come say hello!

The WeCanReason Conference has set the bar LOW.

This. Is. Fucking. Fascism. Call your reps and speak up while you're still free to do so.

I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.

I can't think of an emoji to properly summarize my joy, my gratitude, and my excitement for the future, so I'm going with 🦞. 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

"... all that is to say, because the upper and lower limbs are serially homologous and the digestive system is one continuous tube, the term "butt cheeks" is a lot more appropriate than you might expect."

@forrestvalkai.bsky.social Doing my part to spread the message! www.tiktok.com/@renegadesci...

How did the gibbon hear the juicy gossip? She heard it through the ape vine.

If you're so upset about DEI that you'd be critical of having a black, gay, or trans doctor heading HHS, but you're not concerned that RFK Jr. has ABSOLUTELY ZERO MEDICAL TRAINING, you're not a critical thinker. You're just a bigot hiding behind a lie of meritocracy.

Don’t listen without securing yourself to something heavy. Forrest is like an EF5. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points. And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.

What does DNA ligase do for a living? Whatever it can to make ends meet.