Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I have to do today Touch the puppet head

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

Well this is unfortunate. An account calling itself "NASA | ESA Space Updates" (@nasaupdates.bsky.social), not apparently affiliated w/ either, has been posting NASA images without alt-text & blocked me when I said the images should include it. (NASA itself is usually pretty good on accessibility.)

Knew I'd get some use out of this but didn't expect it to be this early in the season! Mariners getting swept in Texas?? Sure wish there was something sports related to make me happy again...

Call up Colt to play 3rd and let Donovan be the every day RF

Jay Buhner is a world class dork posing as a truck guy

it's almost like borders are arbitrary and imaginary and shouldn't fucking exist at all

Robbed by Refsnyder

Connor Joe leans into being a randomized create-a-player in TheShow

I'm excited to watch the opposing team have the best defensive night of their lives 162 times this season

solitary confinement

If the Rangers were more willing to challenge they'd be out of this inning alredy

microcosm

its me trying to smile through it

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results and yet here I am yet again

the hot start everyone was hoping for

watch this annoying ass lineup score like 35 runs today because fuck me

You say he's just a friend, you say he's just a friend

I get it, but Connor Joe is NOT COLT EMERSON

I'm sad, the Braves got to fight the Angels and the Mariners didnt

This is how you know they didn't cave and did it wilfully. Trump gave them all cover to be the pieces of shit they already were. Remember that when those media outlets try to rehabilitate their image when Trump is gone. They all love Trump and want to help his fascist agenda.

@gaychel.bsky.social have you had a chance to play the new update in Starfield yet?

baseball is dumb again and I don't want to watch anymore

Ok Julio put it together here

Thank you Calbert

Ok Calbert, put it together here

Cole Young is baseball pookie

Luke Raley challenging that is like when your golden retriever gets into the garbage....

Luke no

millimeters, probably out

watch that be the only baserunner Kirby gives up....

The thing about making strongman threats and not actually going through with them is that nobody took you seriously to begin with

I'm glad I recognized the vibes from that "ana" early, like 2015 or something

Tonight in Arlington Randy Arozarena had the exact opposite game that Jo Adell had in Anaheim the other night

Baseball is dumb and Mariners baseball is the dumbest.

What is a catch - Baseball edition

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Baseball is full of silly stats

damn, juuuuust pulled the toe off

Logan owes Cal steak every night for the rest of the month tbh

right in the baby makers

Leo's challenging Dan and Jerry and Justin to send him to Tacoma

1

Brendan Donovan is in the lineup for the Mariners, JP is NOT.

"Moon's haunted"

Monday - You can fall apart.

Nate is just a bandwagon guy. He sees the writing on the wall that his favorite fascist movement is dying and he's trying to stay ahead of the slow media turn back to hating Trump so he can stay employed/relevant to the people who think social media is real life