Is there a worse Jolly Rancher flavor than blue raspberry?? I don't think so...

Its really some bias BS that MLB ever makes the Mariners play road games.

4 shutouts in 21 games. Not great.

Pretty much back to unwatchable again.

Colt Emerson watch is back on the menu.

Scientist study me but they always quit. Why? Because I eat through my butthole and talk nothing but shit.

Pinch hitting for the hottest hitter in the lineup just because theres a left handed pitcher in the game. SMH, enough of this already.

Lose 5 in a row. Win 4 in a row. Lose 3* in a row. Mariners baseball. *potentially

Today is my first day working at the Bluesky IT department in the server room. Super excited, hope it goes well!

Sure hope theres something sports related to help me right now...

4th robbed home run against the Mariners in California this season. Thanks Newsom.

My 9 year old got hit by a pitch on his butt last night and he thought it was the most hilarious thing ever.

Naylor??? Barely know her!

JP!

2nd baseball tournament of the year. This time we have 6pm and 8pm Friday night games.

Knew I'd get some use out of this but didn't expect it to be this early in the season! Mariners getting swept in Texas?? Sure wish there was something sports related to make me happy again...

What a joke of a team.

Mariners getting their 1 run for the game out of the way in the 1st inning is a bold strategy.

That it played a cupcake nonconference schedule and coasted to the playoff because of it.

Usually they wait until May or June to go on that unwatchable stretch of baseball but instead they're doing it right out of the gate this season.

What a terrible offense right now.

What a tough loss for the Mariners. If only there was something sports related that could bring my spirits back up after that...

Baseball is funny* in the sense that 2 runs would have won each of the 1st 2 games in this series and now that the Mariners have 5 today the pitching and defense both fall off a cliff. *frustrating

Cole and Colt are going to be so fun in the middle of that infield.

No way that the defense from Rivas and JP would factor in negatively for the Mariners. Who could have possibly seen that coming??

Watching this team in April is worse than watching a Thursday night football game between the Jets and Browns.

What do the Mariners lefty hitters see on these pitches so far in off the plate?? Like you can barely hit that anyway but they're all constantly swinging at it.

2 strikeouts on 2 pitches nowhere near the zone.

Way too much of the plate against a hitter that will expand the zone. Both RBIs on pitches with too much of the zone from Castillo.

3 hits and 5 walks but only 2 runs out of it so far.

Really sick of these Angels outfielders.

Good swing by Julio, just right at the left fielder. Feel like only getting 2 when the opposing pitcher walked 4 in the inning is going to bite them later.

🚨🚨🚨🚨The Mariners have scored. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Wait, you can score after a leadoff double??? That's allowed???

Whether it was said mockingly or seriously I want yall to think about what the reactions would be if Obama posted something that said Praise be to Allah in it on Easter Sunday.

Today would be a great day for Julio to hit his 1st home run of the season.

That kind of game tonight, LOL.

Mariners have scored in 3 of the last 36 innings.

So the Angels are just going to make every great defensive play tonight huh? Going to be that kind of game.

This Mariners offense struggling big time to start the season. Shutout on Tuesday, only scored in the 8th and 9th on Wednesday and only scored in the 10th inning last night. No runs in 3 innings so far tonight.

3 strikeouts looking. Swing the damn bats.

Rivas and JP on the same side of the infield defense is pretty scary and not in a good way.

1 hit and 1 run all game last night and they match it in 4 pitches tonight.

Ummm, no thank you. Dislike.

Today would be a great day for Julio to hit his 1st home run of the season.

1 hitter. Pitching is on one to start the season.

Thank you Naylor!!

So bad at challenges.

Attaboy Cole!

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