Judge asks a great Q. Lot of states don't have sex designations but instead rely on trespassing or assault charges, the conduct of alleged perp rather than just sex-status.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

I love how for Peter Boyle’s Frankenstein they were like “okay now I want this guy to channel Ray Romano’s dad. Yes, yes, perfect, no notes.”

Winnie the Bish is a top 3 television character and possibly top 1.

Scott Bessent frantically closing porn popups as they just keep opening faster and faster while dad is knocking on the Oval Office door impatiently

Let's'a go

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

cc: @actualnames.bsky.social

Schneider about to flip Drew Lock for the 33rd pick

doctor: it’s a boy! mom: what should we name him dad (visibly drunk): MARKWAYNE

Stop the count! Ferrari is winning both championships!

okay, so he's not all bad, but i still don't think he should be the head of DHS

My dad got horribly car sick so when his family went on little roadtrips, he stayed with his grandma on Bainbridge. One day, G’ma Jo insisted he introduce himself to the neighbor girl (to get away from her for a few minutes!). Thus began 57 years together.

Cool project... I would pay Riq 17M APY without a second thought. I would not pay Kenneth Walker $17M APY, but I don't think he'll actually get that

The funniest thing about the end of the GOP has been how all these guys are so obsessed with power and being alpha and all of that, and then immediately abdicate any actual power they have -- WHICH IS A LOT SOMETIMES! - because mr daddy might get mad.

Oh no, the Rams are getting Trent McDuffie. What if they intercept Sam Darnold six times next year. No way we could win two of three in that scenario.

Proposed 3 team trade for Maxx Crosby: * Seahawks get Maxx Crosby * Raiders get Bears 1st round draft pick, Drew Dalman's retirement letter * Bears get exclusive rights to Russell Wilson's 2019 NFL statistics to end their run of non-4,000 yard passers, Michael Mayer

I also Blanche at the idea

I thought the second skeet was a direct reply to the first skeet

Messina also worked for David Cameron and the Conservative Party, in case you were wondering about his Obama campaign bona fides

Seahawk tbhwy

[clears throat] Tyler Murphy

Public pressure means something. Primaries can change policies. In NY-10, Dan Goldman has been running ads for months. Primaried from his left by @bradlander.bsky.social, Goldman’s ads have gone from “Agents should have to carry ID” in January, to big bold graphics this month that say “Abolish ICE.”

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

We talking about this at all? Biden’s DOJ charged an IRGC asset with planning to assassinate Trump. www.justice.gov/archives/opa...

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Brian was on this 10 days ago (see whole thread below). What Trump is doing is obviously illegal and requires congressional approval, but we can’t give congress credit for not knowing what was coming. All of this was telegraphed, and no one said a peep.

Hegseth: we gotta kill this guy in Seattle. He spent 3 hours promoting to figure out how 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 coffees, 55 wings, shakes, pancakes, pastas, peppers and 110 taters only cost $680

Hell yeah, brother

John Schneider has a chance to do the funniest thing

my hot take on Boye Mafe is: he is fine and I hope he gets paid but he's not a linchpin player and he'll likely get overpaid coming off the super bowl. I think 2023 is his peak production, and even that was mostly one big hot streak. In conclusion, pay Riq

oh god yes. Reading this now, but will also plug Bad Company by @greenwell.bsky.social which does a great job of walking through the real world impacts on People's Lives of the PE takeover of American institutions. www.megangreenwell.com/book

Was just saying this to some folks yesterday... Mamdani is a nice, cool, woke, sweetheart but he's not a wuss. He's strong and forceful about the things he says matters -- enough so that TRUMP respects him. If democrat leadership didn't present so comically weak, this is a different country!

Seahawks fans Seahawks ownership 🤝 Afraid to go touch grass

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

new owner grass field when

My 3.5 year old just now, after I told him I was eating chicken noodle soup for lunch. "Guhhhh, you're gonna make me turn into a dragon" and then he started making fire-breathing / vomiting noises.

I have no idea if people still like Gorillaz but they're a favorite in our household - one of the few all four of us can agree on. New album comes out tomorrow and there is a very catchy whistle-based song. Wanted to make sure other whistle-song enthusiasts were aware.

Donation made. Horrifying times for our trans friends and family. Not lost on me that a relocation option is critical to have for safety, but a complete moral failing of our country.

This is what I need cis folks to understand. It's been a decade. Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it

it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying “this doesn’t matter” to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to “trans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail time” in 10 years.

okay, so, -relatively speaking- this guy is a pretty good NFL offensive guard

I bang this gong every month now, but there's no greater day in our house than "The Onion Came Today Day." This is the only source of news for my almost-10 year old, and she is the coolest kid on the block (also: deeply confused about what it means for the US to "reach trade deal with Pedotopia")

Bill tapped his chest and mouthed "my bad" like he threw a bad inbounds pass

“We built the entire nation out of Grift. Let’s see if anyone notices:”

Nothing, as James Baldwin once said, is academic. badfaithtimes.com/i-cant-be-a-...