dismayed to report that I think the Chipotle carne asada and red chimichurri look good as hell

nonbinary people are so hot

The honey in Winnie the Pooh looked so good, man. I wanted to eat that honey, but honestly, what I really yearned for deep in my soul was nacho cheese.

Cora rode Whitlock too hard

nice catch homophobe!

Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything. Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.

Jack Flaherty I need you now more than ever king

can Skubal pitch again tomorrow or

reminder that this game should be tied

Can’t let Ramirez come up this inning, Troy.

Parker… please…

we are playing 15 on 9 and outplaying them lol

wearing merch with a logo that your team retired bc it was too racist is such a wild move

DeLauter swung by a mile!!! What the fuck?????

shouldn’t have pinch hit for Riley. overmanaging. still outplaying them but that’s frustrating. also the umpire fucked Jones out of a walk.

thanks umpire!

I think we should make the whole team out of Javy Báez actually

Tyler Holton absolute stones

Again crazy how every ump call goes in Cleveland's favor! Might inspire more digging into a team that has active investigations going about it's players but that's just me!

give me a fucking break lmfao

Terrion Arnold practicing today. Good to see Alim McNeill, too. Not practicing for Lions: DJ Reed Kerby Joseph Zach Cunningham Taylor Decker Sione Vaki Khalil Dorsey

extremely lucky pitch there from Bibee, awful changeup that just happened to end up in a perfect spot.

Alim McNeill's practice clock is officiallly starting today.

Guess what??? It's rankings time baybeeeeeeeeeeeeee

anyone shitting on Zohran for this is woefully out of touch

one thing that does encourage me, if only a little: the right rigged the game completely in their favor and they are still brutally unpopular despite this. the one thing they’ll never overcome is that people don’t like this shit.

I do wonder when media outlets will get interested in ballooning everyday costs. My family's grocery bill has exploded over the past six months and - unlike when a Democrat is president - this is a non-story.

every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft

it’s my birthday month

Casey Mize you gotta show everyone what you’re made of tomorrow. I want to see that dog in you surface.

daaaaaaa Yankees lose

Chapman didn’t seem comfortable at all, gets away with it. Not sure he’ll get through the 9th that way.

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

They found 38 unmarked graves of Indigenous children at Immaculate Conception Mission in South Dakota and it didn't make the news outside of Indian Country.

@cleguardians.com hey guys guess what

SUCK IT CLEVELAND

JOSE RAMIREZ GAFFE OH MY GOD

all luck no skill. silly stuff.

every single fan in the stands with gear on from when the team had a slur nickname should never know a moment of peace. racist trash.

Get the bat on the ball Dillon!!

RILEY GREENE LAID OFF A 3-2 PITCH OUT OF THE ZONE

Tarik Skubal is the best pitcher on the planet

I need a vintage Big Willy performance so bad dude

Gaddis pitched out of his mind

the zachrifice #RepDetroit

National broadcast shouting out America’s favorite game: Pronator or Supinator!

HA HAHAHA

More like Big BaseMiss

RILEY AHHHHHHHH