they were cooking when they came up with friends with benefits

that euro move Myles Garrett is doing is so fucking evil lol

Cade Cunningham spins out of a Daniels-Johnson double team, beats NAW and Okongwu at the rim with a dazzling reverse layup and the Pistons go up 4 with 17 seconds left.

to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next

lmao

pretty fitting for the program that put Hitler on their scoreboard to hire a dude who asked for the Hitler at the barber

An extremist outlet that publicly advocates for fascism and genocide:

legitimately 10 teams can win it all right now and quite a few of them might not even make the playoffs

@perfett.bsky.social #DaveBlough4Loins

If the Bears go 2-3 with losses to the Lions, 49ers, and Packers, they could finish 11-6 and miss the playoffs

I think discriminating against right-wing viewpoints is a positive good. If we’d done a lot more of that 70ish years ago maybe the country wouldn’t have become the hellhole it is now.

begging az to have a normal dem and not republican lite

I think an under-discussed issue in this country is that many adults seem to believe they no longer need to learn anything new because they aren’t in school anymore

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

religious high schools shouldn’t be allowed to play sports against public high schools yes even your religious school

"for personal religious reasons, i object to giving you this medication" how did you get this job. why are you allowed to keep it.

actually id prefer you finish the job and tear down the white house. america doesn't have a king and doesn't need a palace. the president can work in an office building and live in a condo

imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"

Evan Engram turned Bobby Wagner to ash

What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood

gotta be hell when mike tirico and cris collinsworth order at the mexican restaurant

Shelby Harris does not seem to be a fan of Jauan Jennings based on his post-game interview with @camijustice.bsky.social

Everyone loves Christian Haynes, the RG who isn’t Anthony Bradford! *five minutes later* we regret to inform you that Christian Haynes also sucks ass

OpenAI killed a teenager by encouraging him to commit suicide and blamed it on the teenager. If you use ChatGPT then you support this company

Joey bosa about to sack Mason Rudolph but he says something racist and Joey pauses like Superman and Batman realizing both their moms are named Martha

Periodic reminder: if you’re over 45, you shouldn’t be shoveling snow anymore. I know, I know - “45? I’m not old I’ll be fine” “I have to or it won’t get done/I have to get to work/etc” find someone to do it, or get a blower. Why? Your risk of heart attack goes up due to a perfect storm of factors:

Unfollowing anyone I see today lumping in alumni with our athletic department or denigrating my degrees It's been a long decade of being patient, we don't want any of this, and I'm done

MSU hired Fat Pissgerald, time to not pay attention to them for three more years

got jury duty mid-game?

“The process resulted in steps to ensure no academic harm to the student…” Girl, she turned in a science paper where she cited her imaginary friend and his magic book. The academic harm has long since been done.

between this and texas a&m, at some point we need to call these situations what they are: right wing students intentionally seeking out classes with queer or left wing educators for the express purpose of getting them fired

The most cutting thing @bddrix.bsky.social has ever said to me is "ok, David Lombardi" when I was making excuses for the Niners

Bears fans dick punch is so clearly imminent lol

It was always this and sometimes the silly idea that those 4th quarter bursts were nothing more than stat-padding, the good ol' "Pad Statford"

I don't have a journalism career, it sucked

"Tim Tebow is getting snaps blocking on punts" level coverage

me to the president

The urge to eat three packages of Swiss rolls and call it lunch after shoveling snow.

no offense to the people who enjoy these accounts but fuck, if you’re gonna run an entire account for your pet can you at least type normally enough that I can read it?

it's not as simple as "hardware has gotten better, software has gotten worse" because a lot of companies making physical devices are lost in the wilderness from a design perspective, but a rule of thumb that anything that charges you monthly gets worse over time works pretty well

Being rejected is oppression to those who intend to be oppressors.

what do you call it when the dick is like, a bit above average length wise but real thick

good, I hope they win and we get both North Texas and James Madison in the playoff

lane kiffin has been gooning all night long, he didn’t even watch the iron bowl

Lmao the NORMAL scenario involves the University of Virginia Cavaliers making the College Football Playoff

“miami is clearly the best team in the acc” then why didn’t they win as many conference games as virginia