Farmers are a perpetual version of this meme

big dawg, it's 8-2. you dont gotta challenge this

NL Wild Card Cincinnati Reds 2 Los Angeles Dodgers 8 Bottom 7th LAD leads series 1-0 (best of 3) Betts double, Betts is 4-5, 3 RBI tonight.

I think at this point, I’m always going to be frustrated with women’s sport branding that has a W if the counterpart doesn’t have an M.

FT: Nashville SC are US Open Cup champions!

Cincinnati Reds 2 Los Angeles Dodgers 7 Bottom 6th 7 unanswered runs for the Dodgers

Honestly, if you write a book on Caitlin Clark at this point in her career, you can be written off forever. There's nothing to gain by taking in anything you've ever written or said.

Cam Lund has never looked out of place to me. I really like his instincts, I hope he can get consistent NHL minutes this season.

The honey in Winnie the Pooh looked so good, man. I wanted to eat that honey, but honestly, what I really yearned for deep in my soul was nacho cheese.

Man, poor Teoscar Hernandez.

I'm so sleepy :(

AL Wild Card Boston Red Sox 3 New York Yankees 4 Final Series tied 1-1 (Best of 3) Chisholm (1-3, 1 R), Rice (2-4, 2 RBI, 1 HR), Wells (2-3, 1 RBI) and Yankees force Game 3 in a tight game

And the New York media is still gonna treat Jazz Chisholm like garbage.

Do you think when a commentator says "our friends at [other network]" they mean it?

To be fair to the hockey folks, the overlap between baseball fans and hockey fans is something I don't imagine is particularly large (though I'm in it), so don't get too mad about it.

San Francisco 49ers QB Brock Purdy (turf toe), WR Jauan Jennings (ribs, ankle), and WR Ricky Pearsall (knee) are all out for tomorrow's game vs. the Los Angeles Rams

So, the Ottawa Senators and Montreal Canadiens had a heated preseason game last night. The Sens have recalled 8 players, so I take it they're gonna sit guys in OTT-MTL's game on Saturday to take a bit of pressure off the pot lol

Whoa. Really glad that she had a team around her that acted quickly. You do not fuck around with rhabdo.

Without the contributions of trans people, this platform would be a ghost town, dumbass.

Askarov will play the full game. Celebrini has shed the orange no-contact jersey, taking "a step in the right direction", so it seems he's in line to play one of the weekend pre-season games

Not shocked to see Patrick Giles on here, he's been injured basically the entirety of the offseason. So it was expected he'd start his season with the Barracuda when he gets healthy.

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

🚨Trade To #hashtag Connor Ingram, 28 y/o G, Yr 3/3 $1.95M - $800K retained To #hashtag Nothing EDM receives Ingram @ $1.15M, which is the burying threshold. As a result, he carries no cap hit while in minors. https://puckpedia.com/trade/1043?68dd58ae70464

The #hashtag signed 22 y/o RFA D Luke Hughes to a 7 year $9M Cap Hit contract Yr 1 - 2: $8M Salary, $1M Signing Bonus Yr 3 - 7: $9M Salary 10 Team NTC in year 6 & 7 Rep'd by Pat Brisson @CAAHockey https://puckpedia.com/player/luke-hughes?68dd384fb613e

If anyone's curious: It has since been corrected with an exit velocity of 106.6 MPH, a launch angle of 26° and travelled 411 feet.

A'ja Wilson's remarks after listening to Naphessa Collier's comments from her exit interview. Says she was *disgusted* by what Cathy Englebert said, but that she is also grateful to have people like Phee representing the players.

Finals schedule:

STATSBOYE STAT OF THE NIGHT: 6th government shutdown of my life

ESPN2 airing Baseball Tonight after the WNBA Playoff game is bizarre. If you really are that hyped to watch Baseball Tonight, you'd be watching CIN-LAD on ESPN? Hell, just give the W a 15 minute post-game or something lmao

WNBA Semifinals Indiana Fever 98 Las Vegas Aces 107 Final - OT LV wins series 3-2 Vegas heads to the Finals for the 4th time in the last 6 years and 7th time overall, trying to win their 3rd. Young/Wilson with 30+, Young with a double double. 2025 WNBA Finals: Aces vs. Mercury, Game 1 Friday

i actually cannot conceptualize how crazy shit is about to get

Gotta admire the resilience by Indiana

Indiana Fever 86 Las Vegas Aces 86 End - Regulation Series tied 2-2 Overtime for a trip to the Finals

Clark basically at half court at that timeout. League gotta curb that shit next season

Thank goodness it's over / Man, this sucks.

On NHL waivers today.

Some additional info: — Games will only be on USA Network and not streamed on Peacock — This new media rights deal with Versant will pay the WNBA more money beyond the deal that NBC Universal signed with it in 2024 — Parts of the 2026 WNBA semifinals + finals will be on USA and some games on NBC

Dude if the Democratic Party has a place for anti-trans and anti-abortion candidates then I’m not a democrat and I won’t vote for one I don’t know what to tell you man, there’s already a political party who believes these things It’s not a “big tent” to have zero fixed values in pursuit of power

Ezra Klein is also a loser who believes that "his" ideal politics has lost but won't say that because that would almost certainly hurt his access and influence. A continuous problem is "prominent" figures with absolutely zero integrity are hellbent on holding on to their papier-mâché fiefdoms.

I dislike you so much, Cathy In a sports world that includes the likes of Rob Manfred, Gary Bettman, Jessica Berman, Roger Goodell, and Adam Silver, you might be the actual worst commissioner lmao.

Someone bet $1.3m on the Jets to win last night vs. the Dolphins. At this point, I think sports gambling should be banned tbh

In the NFL, you can forfeit a game, it's automatically a 2-0 loss if you forfeit. With how the Bengals are, that might've been the better option than this.

I didn't know this had its own Wikipedia article LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_drive...

Dear Minnesota Twins, I am available to be your manager. Please feel free to DM me

Man, remember when CNN did that miniseries about how important comedy is and fellated the egos of comedians by calling them truthtellers. I don't think there's a group of people with worse PR in the past 365 days than comedians.

There is a mountain of evidence that says gender-affirming care reduces depression, suicidality, gender dysphoria, while improving quality of life and overall happiness. One study showed puberty blockers reduced suicidality in trans youths by 70%. (They know this & want our friends/family erased)

brewers giving the reds the scoreboard acknowledgment for clinching a playoff appearance is awesome

Here's today's NHL waivers list. Everyone cleared yesterday. One week until rosters need to be finalized so expect this weekend to be big for waivers.