Finding out that Cal is hitting dingers with deader baseballs than Judge did in his 2022 season sure is something

The Bengals entire identity right now being wholly dependent on a player that is continually injured feels very Bengals coded.

Quarterback grade and efficiency through week 3 (pending MNF) Yes that's Sam Darnold as your top-graded QB through 3 weeks. Darnold was also the highest-graded QB in week 3 alone.

‼️‼️‼️ The Seattle Mariners can clinch a Postseason berth as soon as TOMORROW - Tuesday’s opener against the Rockies.

I'm going to watch the Ken Burns Civil War documentary and go to bed. Good night. Goms GoHawks

Tremendous

Buttsucker imo

Jesus Russ is so slow

As a Mariners fan this is particularly sweet because I was mad the team was two bats short coming into the season, and was proven right by their first half performance. Now they have the bats and they rule. I get to both be smugly vindicated and enjoy the moment?? What a world!

I don’t think it’s dramatic to say that the Mariners sweeping the Astros is one of the biggest series wins they’ve ever pulled off. What a squad.

I can't imagine a scenario where the Mariners have ever completely broken under the pressure of a must win series.

Goms

If Altuve is that last out I'm gonna climax

Vargas will continue giving up hard contact until our collective heart rates go up

I always forget Naylor has gigantic pirate earrings and they're delightful

Boy this is getting uncomfortable

I like how I go do some house stuff and the Mariners have absolutely obliterated the Astros.

Damn, Mike Morris whipping that double team's ass

Drew Lock gets $5 million to make throws like that.

RATTLERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Looks like Kupp and JSN might be done for the day as well.

Seahawks pulling some starters up big and with a Thursday game coming up. Drew Lock is now in at QB, Olu Oluwatimi at center, Josh Jones at LT and George Holani at RB.

Niner fans wondering why their guys can't stay healthy

That garbage TD was sponsored by Waste Management

Not sure why they're throwing all these flags. They've already hit the over and there ain't no way the Saints are gonna cover

Soft as baby shit.

Myers getting the Seahawks to 50 in play. Two more FGs does it. He's scored the last 9 Seahawks points.

Take out K9. Let Holani run behind Ouzts and get him a bag

Ouzts>Juicecheck

Will be spending the rest of the game watching Robbie Ouzts beat the shit out of the back seven

Technologically advance a band: Florence and the Time Machine

Byron Murphy turning into Aaron Donald before our very eyes

Assuming it came from rimming the president

Walker don't do that again for the love of Christ

What should I do with the rest of my Sunday until the Mariners play

I love these play action passes like I love my children

So the president, vice president and 5 out of 7 cabinet members in one place?

Nate Burleson looks like he time traveled from 1897

This ICE recruiting commercial targeting Seattle cops couldn't be more on the nose could it

Tummy hurtie

Me heading to the hospital if the Mariners sweep the Astros

Ty Okada

STOP THE COUNT

Saints winning punches in the jaw too