I should be able to sue you if you shoot fireworks over my property

If I could get a 10 minute window to let these pups potty that would be great

7 years ago and tonight, they don’t cuddle with me usually. All three tonight, honest to god it’s been 5 hours how do people have this much money

I think it’s insane that twice a year we make the air smell like wild fire and freak all our pets out for no reason

Glad to report that X-Men ‘97 still slaps and I’m so excited for X-men to officially join the MCU in earnest soon

And the vibes get even better #usmnt #seattle

This is the only appropriate response to that goal, let’s get Cristian healthy and we’ll see you Monday Seattle

Roldan still not on the match day roster, I’m so mad they broke him

I just think golden goal should be a thing after the 90 always.

Don’t worry, during Seattle tonight at Egypt v Iran I made sure they knew were full of hope, fears, laughter and 🍻.

We rotated the whole squad with guys who hadn’t played in two weeks 🤷‍♂️

These guys covering Japan vs Sweden wanna talk about Brazil rather than the game in front of them that matters for both squads.

That's a PK ridiculous

The semi-finals should be in Toronto and Mexico City since the final is in New Jersey but no, Atlanta and Dallas cause $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If we lose Cristian for significant time and he doesn’t even end up getting minutes at this World Cup I will be soooooo furious

Rules are rules

On every field that was a goal

I love us

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY THIS HERE,WAS,FOR MANY OF US, THE CELEBRATION WE NEEDED,AND A REMINDER, NOT TO GIVE UP HOPE ! THANK YOU, MICHELLE, AND PRESIDENT OBAMA...🎊🎉✨️ 👇👇👇

This is so cool, #teamalgae forever

Damn it feels good to be a sounder today

32: San Francisco 16: Seattle! 8: Los Angeles 4: Dallas 2: New York

Cristian Roldan on atmosphere: ‘it feels like a final. When you think about Champions League final, when you think about League's Cup final, today was an example of one of the biggest games that Seattle will ever have.’ Added players are excited about potentially coming back for Round of 16.

I am a little offended that they gave Australia the ECS seats. But I'm more offended they didn't start Cristian

Etsy witch for the win

It finally happened, I got a job that will allow us to move back to Seattle. I cannot wait.

Netherlands vs Japan was certainly the best game of the tournament so far

Japan holding Endo’s jersey at the end of the match is everything. I love both these teams

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Rules are rules

Future historian department: -Front page of today's NYT reports creation of world's first trillionaire. -Lead op-ed of same NYT is about worst-ever Ebola outbreak, which *this VERY SAME trillionaire* enabled, with his "chainsaw" destruction of US public health in the world. The book writes itself

Disclosure Day was bad and I don’t think you should see it. It was well made and acted but I fear it lacked purpose.

Guys is is for a sign we don’t like, imagine when it happens

It’s ok, we love our drama lama

THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA

Kit of choice for day one of the world cup

Hello Nintendo, I'm going to need to see some gameplay footage of that Ocarina remake plz!

Ah yes, 2-0 the most dangerous lead in basketball

I DID IT, 82-0! I don't know why Kevin wants to play the 2 but it's fine, I'll have Chuck take the guards on defense. Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=7tb...

Worst thing that could have happened to everyone playing France this World Cup was Ivory Coast beating them in the warm ups

I think this is the power of synergy

Went 68-14, honestly way better than I expected, Vic was 1st pick, Stockton 2, Chuck 3, West 4, Mashburn 5

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. -Orwell

4.1 quake in Vegas followed by a 3.something in St. George fun!

New York is going to burn

Who's beating this team? I got Lakers for my first three, no respins and got LeBron on round 5

A Knight's Tale is a 58% rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes so maybe just ignore the critics.

All I’m saying is a general strike could solve a lot

So proud of our sounders doing sounders things, congrats Obed