Maybe I'd show up if Hakeem Jeffries endorsed AJ Barner for president.

Owning the means of production is cool because you can just make whatever you want all the time.

New McShanahan dropped babes!

I LOVE DA MOOOOVVVVIIIIEEEESSS!!!

Bro what???

Boy this one really goes off the rails in the 3rd act!

I LOVE DA MOVIES!!!

for evan in particular it is because he gets money from the csam production website for the engagement

We're so fucking back

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

Super smart of Michaelsoft to end Windows10 support at the same time PC components are being driven to absurd hyperinflation by the AI bubble they are actively participating in

Me.

I've had it up to here with Ea-Nasir and his bullshit copper I swear to god 🤬🤬🤬

Sam liked the Cracker Barrel shirt btw 😎

We did it, Jobe!

Parade starting soon?

WE OUT HERE!!!

1) Trade away the QB that had been papering over your awful OL 2) Trade away your ridiculously athletic X receiver then cut your aging but wiley Y 3) Sign the QB whose 2 most recent games were being bludgeoned behind a slightly better OL . . . 4) Win the SB as a Top 5 all-time team

Printing shirts to bring to the parade tomorrow 🤠

The Seahawks played – The 12 win 49ers 3 times – The 12 win Rams 3 Times – The 12 win Texans – The 13 win Jaguars – the 14 win Patriots And made it look easy.

Found out my car needs about $350 in new parts today and I was like "yeah that's fine lol" Genuinely if you are dooming seek professional help.

There are finally drafts! Cowards rejoice!

Josh Jobe confirmed feminist 😍

Dave Portnoy is so spiritually Israeli it's not even funny 😭😭😭

SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.

i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way

no one on earth hates the Rams more than Ernest Jones

I LOVE THESE GUYS SO MUCH!!!

That’s right MOB Dark Side

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA(HAWKS)

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS BEVEL EM

AJ Barner is a superbowl champ 🥹🥹🥹

That blue square commercial accidentally perfectly demonstrated the performative nature of the movement

Feeling pretty good today!

The masculine urge to buy these for my TV

🟩I LOVE DA MOVIES🟩

Everyone asking about the sweatshirt and not saying anything about how pretty my hair is today 😔

I LOVE DA MOVIES 👍

I jork my shit, not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

When the Xanax people find out about Seahawks Twitter/Bluesky... 🤑🤑🤑

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

When the Xanax people find out about Seahawks Twitter/Bluesky... 🤑🤑🤑

Sean Payton said Nix has problems with his ankle and that it was always going to break. Said that Nix just told them that he had surgeries on his ankle already in the past. Payton said he didn't know that and if he had he wouldn't have drafted him. Nix said Payton shouldn't talk about his surgeries.

Use soap as lube, call that a clean and jerk

Lmaooooooo