Not me. I’m ready to get my heart broken again 24 years later.

The x— is the beautiful thing! Go Mariners!

Cal Raleigh doesn’t care; dropping bombs in the crowd, dropping bombs on live tv, and dropping bombs on your mom.

SEATTLE MARINERS AMERICAN LEAGUE WEST CHAMPIONS!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!

#60!!!! The Big Dumper 🔱🔱🔱

Sex work is real work.

P.L.A.Y.O.F.F.S!!!!!! Now let’s get the division and second seed!!! Go Mariners!!!🔱🔱🔱

Nine Inch Nails “Tron: Ares Original Motion Picture Soundtrack” #vinyl #vinylcommunity

Who has the most boring solo career (musically); Phil Collins or Sting?

The district licensed third part software erased six full year courses of curriculum I wrote last week. I was hoping the for rapture so I could just say “”screw it” and not redo all of it. Alas, God has let us down again.

As De La Soul said 3 is indeed the magic number …for the Seattle Mariner to clinch the West!

Great sports weekend! Mariners SWEEP the Astros ✅ Seahawks killed the Saints ✅ Huskies won the Apple Cup✅ Eastern got a win on the Inferno ✅ Fulham won ✅

MARINERS SWEEP THE 🖕ASTROS🖕 🧹🧹🧹 SUCK IT ASTROS!!!

Trump administration reminds me of a Central American dictator; no real agenda other than gaining power, siphoning wealth, and crushing the pillars that might interfere.

I hope the Rapture does happen on a Tuesday. Nothing happens on Tuesday* and it gives me something to look forward to. Tuesday is the worst day of the week. So, this is appropriate.

If Sunday is dog day, dad…where is our lunch?

Sunday, dog day.

SUCK. IT. ASTROS. SUCK! IT!

Big Dumper!!! 57!!!!

Not sure why the sports gods has to test my resolve, but Mariners on the big TV, Apple Cup on the bottom left, and EWU on the bottom right.

For years I tried explaining to my mom that KOMO wasn’t a local station and owned by Sinclair. My self proclaimed “feminist” mother stopped talking to me after I told her that KOMO was anti-feminist.

Can we all agree that Shane Gillis just isn’t funny? Shane Gillis is to comedy what a McDonalds burger is to hamburgers.

Better than structural damage. I think the Mariners all need to grow full beards to help Woo (no witchcraft, please. I suspect that this is the universe balancing things out due to witchcraft use).

Pectoral tightness? Angsty workout it is.

I’m trying to workout Dan and I can’t properly be relieved or angsty until I find out Woo’s status.

I need to hear that Woo had a cramp and was removed for precautionary reasons.

*looks around* I don’t care for the Savannah Bananas. I think they are boring.

Pretty soon RFK Jr. is going to start handing out small pox infected blankets to homeless and poor people.

Pretty soon RFK Jr. is going to start handing out small pox infected blankets to homeless and poor people.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…completely out of pocket, no matter how accurate this is.

This is all happening because for far too long society has shunned the mustache ans society drifted further into madness and by the time we socially accepted them again…it was too late.

This has V for Vendetta vibes.

One of the biggest misconceptions of local media is the independence people perceive it to be. Local news, either TV or newspapers, are owned by larger media conglomerates that spin conservative yarns as fact across large networks. They hide under the veneer of personalized media to push propaganda.

Local news hasn’t been local in years. Almost all local affiliates are owned by larger media conglomerates who spin a largely conservative narrative. Local news spins fear. They fabricate stories and problems where none exist. Sinclair is worse than Fox because they opperate largely anonymous.

Steven Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and whoever else need to launch their own streaming platform and launch some sort of programming to compete with YouTube.

The Democrats

People just do not understand that they want to go back to the Gilded Age. Survival of the fittest, Jim Crow, no workers rights, owing your life to the company store, “titans” of industry…the whole thing.

Cal is the only player in MLB history to hit 20+ HR from both sides of the plate in the same season.

Cal Raleigh is the MVP. I don’t want to hear any Aaron Judge talk. What Cal has done as a catcher all year far outweighs Judge’s offensive exploits.

The Big Dumper!!! Move over Mantle!

I’m officially vaxxed. Hoping my mutant powers, aside from my extraordinary powers of hindsight, reveal themselves this time 🤞

But your baby needs the mace to keep the monsters from under the bed at bay. How will they stay safe without their mediaeval weapons?

Tough weekend for the Seattle Geno-bros and Dk simps.

Obviously treating him just like his sons.

What if you’re just a demon?

They should cancel Thursday night football and have a doubleheader every Monday. Every Raider’s home game should be the second half of the doubleheader.

The secret to Pete Carroll’s youth is the mixture of embalming fluid and apple cider vinegar he drinks before bed every night.

“If woke is real, why am I dead? Science has proven dead is far from woke. If god isn’t real why am I able to communicate with you from the afterlife? So, you can see god is far from woke!”