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Bro is hustling all the way backward to the Seahawks expansion year to support his take that Seattle is irrelevant and Olympic Curling is where it's at today. Oh my DAYS! 🤣

Hmm. It's almost like she was skiing ON A TORN ACL. What the fuck are we doing here???

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Balls disappearing into his stomach. Tummy Hort. 🤣 #GoHawks #SBLX

Imagine being an Eagles barstool attempting to talk shit about the Seahawks TODAY of all days. LMFAO #GoHawks

The nationals are all in their feels today because a team from the PNW being favored in a major sports championship is just a field too far for their fringe ass sports fandom. FOH @treblaw.bsky.social 😭 #GoHawks #SBLX

Super Bowl 2026 odds: A look at the top Seahawks MVP favorites www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...

SEAHAWKS!!!!! #GoHawks

Once again. It's not about rooting for your team or a compelling story. It's just pointing and laughing at others failures. There's never been a more timely or prescient skeet for the Sports Spud than this. Their brains and souls are broken by Trump's America. FOH man. smh #GoHawks

Go Seahawks! The Patriots can go fuck themselves!

Cope amid the spud class of casual sports fans is at an all time high today. Pretending these are irrelevant teams being formulaically pushed by the NFL to waste your afternoon is one fucking helluva choice @treblaw.bsky.social 🤣🖕✌ #GoHawks #SBLX

Good night #GoHawks www.youtube.com/live/2VHoUXh...

Mike Macdonald has started his career winning 15 of his first 17 road games (14-2). This performance marks the second-most road wins through two seasons in NFL history, trailing only George Seifert's 16-0 start with the 49ers. No NFL coach starting in similar fashion has failed to win a Superbowl.

My kid just called them the New England PastryTits and I cannot stop chuckling...

Another example of my theory that the American sports fan can't truly enjoy something without hate watching. There's nothing but good stories and a parade of decent human beings to root for which is wholly inadequate to distract them from a 24 hr news cycle of shit they love to hate. FUCK YOU, TOO!

My guy literally travels the country trying to make D3 college football games a thing every fucking year. Fuck you too bro. 🤣 #GoHawks #SBLX

Pete will never stop frontin. He knows he did that shit! #SB49

This is great. Go Hawks!

The nature of 1 percenter talent makes a lot of very smart people completely ignore the fact that this kid is a microcephalic man child. He doesn't belong in the NFL. He belongs in a halfway house and it's no surprise to anyone who follows the draft.

Ooo, that reminds me: It's Super Bowl Eve, so be sure to leave out some edibles for Marshawn before you go to bed!

Current Status: Drinking Big Juicy dreaming of tomorrow like a kid on Christmas Eve. #Seahawks #GoHawks #SBLX

Instapoll: Have you, or would you, ever own and wear a 12 jersey? (p.s. there are no wrong answers. just curious.) #Seahawks #GoHawks #SBLX

If the game tomorrow doesn't go like it should, I'll tell myself what I've been since That Play, that we'll always have 43 to 8. But what would be twice as cool as having one of those is having two. If the #Seahawks win 20-17, I'll be thrilled. But I hope they win by a big, gnarly score! 💙💚

Is the Warren Moon throwback #1 the most underrated jersey of All Time? 🤔 #GoHawks youtube.com/post/UgkxCLY...

Friends don't let friends pull comps. Superbowl media cycle is 7 days too long. 😭 #GoHawks

I honestly can't imagine needing MORE action than simply watching your team win the Super Bowl with absolutely nothing to lose, but cats are just freaks like that. (Been there) #Seahawks #GoHawks #SBLX

Yo! Who got that one superfan video? #Seahawks #GoHawks #SBLX

Public Service Announcement: DO NOT BET ON FOOTBALL You are not smarter than the Book. You WILL lose! However, if nautical nonsense be something you wish... Three properties bets for #SBLX First SHUTOUT in SB history PATRIOTS MINUS 13 GEORGE HOLANI MVP At least make it worth it. #GoHawks

After the 3rd Rams game, nothing can touch me. I'm bullet proof. #GoHawks

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Less than 48 hours until either massive sadness or nude

"Hun! Come quick! The new @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social takes just dropped!" #GoHawks #SBLX

It's time to predict the final score! While it's certainly possible to see Sam Darnold go full Joe Montana once again, the moment is just far more likely to tighten things up. As I said a few weeks ago, even a small advantage can be a significant one. Seahawks 17-10 with a big Q4 stop to seal it.

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Go Cougs! #Wazzu #GoHawks

This checks out. 😂 #GoHawks

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I hope he wins it 6 or 7 more times! #GoHawks

Finishing up a profile on Jaxon Smith-Njigba, and this stat is bonkers: In the Seahawks’ 10 games against teams that eventually made the playoffs, he caught 78 passes for 1,041 yards and five touchdowns. That’s an elite WR season, against the toughest opponents on the schedule …

BREAKING: Tetairoa McMillan utters the 3 millionth least offensive thing that day used by gamers in trash talk. Just shut up, Florio. smh #NFL #SBLX

This isn’t a rough patch. It’s a long grind. Expect chaos, lies, and manufactured crises before anything improves. Don’t burn out. Stay informed. Stay engaged. Protect your people. Pace yourself. We’re in this for the long haul. Authoritarianism doesn’t collapse overnight. Neither does democracy.

Hmm. I wonder where Kubiak found the time to evaluate and fire 13 coaches across the LV Raiders staff as he planned and installed the offense for the Superbowl 48 hours from now? Meh, I'm sure it's fine. Not distracted, at all. 🤔 #GoHawks

Get on Drew's level. ✊ #TGIBF #GoHawks #SBLX

www.youtube.com/live/PbyXfFs... A Seahawks=in-the-Superbowl-Involved podcast episode per source

buddy went to the barber and said 'give me the bad ronaldo statue'

You're on, Governor Healey. And I can assure you our coffee is world-class. I'm sorry you won't get the chance to correct your bad information when you lose our bet. I'll still invite you to a local cafe if you want to visit for our victory parade.