I'm sure there were some terrible pre-game takes on this B1G championship game, so in honor of shit-posting, I'll share my worst ever heater. What's yours? "This Mahomes kid is an INT machine. He'll never last in the NFL." 😭

Your Mascot Is a Nut, Suck it OSU

"How do feel right now, son?" "Well, I'd like to thank Sleepy Joe Biden for rigging the election, and,"

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#1 defense without Julian Love… chance to be an absolute Death Star with him

Ernest Jones is special, dude. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzx7...

It Was only a matter of time until we received the yearly George Pickens crash out. 😂 #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Cowboys #Steelers #Eagles #Giants #Commanders

After the initial shock of Coach Rogers leaving, I’m OK with it. He sucked working with donors which is a critical need at WSU now. His offense also sucked & he ran Potter off. Game management was also terrible so good riddance. The goods news - some big donations are coming in today. #wazzu

It’s an evergreen joke.

🔱 AHOY, SAILORS! 🔱 Introducing... The Final Out — a quick rundown of the #Mariners news and notes we missed this week. - FanFest is back - M's coaching staff finalized - Luis Castillo is likely staying put 📺: youtube.com/watch?v=83uI... 🎧: linktr.ee/lockedonmari...

This is the most pathetic baby shit I’ve ever seen. Dude wanted a peace prize so bad he had the most corrupt organization in the world make up a fake one at Things Remembered.

It’s the same picture

This is the only reason to keep going: that there might someday be a premier level to the sport and everyone else comes back to us. Who knows how long THAT takes.

I'm a big Rome Odunze fan. Love his game and his humanity. Would be stoked to see Bears vs Seahawks this post-season. #GoHawks

A country run by a bunch of gigantic losers who throw a fit over being ratioed by a pop star

Toddler loses, and mommy makes macaroni medal to calm his tantrum.

Fuck Jimmy Rogers. Fuck Washington for dissolving the Pac-12. Fuck all the tv conglomerates who fucked up our beautiful sport. But most of all Fuck me. Because I’m the mark.

Oh boy. The Cougs are down bad. They got dealt a dirty hand by UW and UO. It's just gotten worse from there. Another symptom of a fucked up, heartless world based around $$$ for the soulless ass-suckers who run university athletic programs. #GoCougs

When you're a cross-eyed, rot-brained piece of toad crap, you use the full force of the American government to keep your Mossad agent girlfriend's friends happier than pigs in shit.

Trump once again channelling his inner Hitler but instead of the Beetle, it's the Binky.

Mike'd Up

In case, like me, you'll be needing the whole damn thing. 🤘 youtu.be/P057ZDhv82g?...

The #Mariners announced FanFest is making its return. The two-day event begins Jan. 31. sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...

Just sad again. This was supposed to be our year

Seahawks kicker Jason Myers is the NFC Special Teams Player of the Month. Second straight month the Seahawks have a Player of the Month winner after Jaxon Smith-Njigba won offensive honors in October: shwks.com/4l0kvvrb

Playing the role of linebacker whisperer, Mike Macdonald’s most impressive coaching job lies the middle of the #Seahawks’ vaunted defense with long flowing hair and relentless, frenetic energy as an unexpected star. Story: emeraldcityspectrum.com/home/undraft...

I support equity and justice. I want to BE the change I'd like to see in the world. I just don't want to do anything differently, move or give up my indulgent comforts and abuses. Frankly, I want to do MORE of these things with the aid of technology. I switched to Bluesky, so mission accomplished! 😭

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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

Exclusive: The four-star admiral in charge of Caribbean operations had concerns about the legality of the boat strikes. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth asked him to retire shortly after they started.

These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.

The implementation of Woke 2.0 will need to be brutal, complete and permanent. These guys can't be allowed to exist in a free and sustainable society.

The looks of a whole cadre of sycophants who know they're fucked and can't do a gd thing about it.

Hawkblogger is the King of Casuals, worshipped by normies that ain't got shit to do all day. LOL #GoHawks

Rylie Mills is "demanding snaps"? From whom, exactly? Mike Morris??? OK... LOL #Seahawks youtube.com/shorts/MzfYj...

The thing to understand about Christian Haynes is that he had to add weight coming into the league, now he's learning to play with that weight. He's anchoring and drive blocking to go with the quick feet and wide zone movement. There's NO excuse for Anthony Bradford anymore youtu.be/IjPK6XYtMV8?...

I told you these 80s kids go hard.

Everything about our current reality would’ve been considered hack sci-fi writing in 2015 but the Donald J. Trump Institute for Peace is next level

Everything sucks right now. I have unsubscribed from so many things. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. We all get to choose where our lines are.

I never STARTED using Spotify because of the disgusting way in which they stole the music of every single artist they exploit by giving stock to the music companies in exchange for free music, with no provisions that the stock be shared with the musicians forced to provide free music.

"So we was just thinking. Is the most possible money the best thing for us or do you just suck too much to make it worth it, despite having to guarantee that we'd actually win anything elsewhere, given how much compensation they'd give up, effectively hamstringing them in Hell for a decade?" 💀

think about this at least once a week

Keep trippin! #Tool youtu.be/FssULNGSZIA?...

And speaking of shit I'd die for... youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...

Nothing has ever been so delicate and intricate right before punching the teeth out of mouth and leaving you bleeding on the floor praying to sweet God for just a little bit more. ✌️🤘❤️ #RIPDIO youtu.be/U8_VGAFnN48?...