Dr. Twink, Ketamine Woman
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LA | Gaymer | Film | World's Strongest June Squibb Fan™️ Thank you orchestra you've been wonderful
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That'll do pig
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Goodnight
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Based on the Novel Push Day by Sapphire
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Pretty sure one of the circles of hell is trying to setup an email account on your phone but not being able to log in bc you forgot your password and not being able to change your password bc it sends you to the Authenticator app for a code but you can't log in there bc you don't know your password
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Two things that have really fucked up my life: Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria and Pervasive Drive for Autonomy. My brain translates the most minor criticisms into vicious attacks and I refuse to let anyone help me do anything, almost always to my own detriment (because help feels like an attack)
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The ending of Kate Chopin's The Awakening but it's me when I don't get the NYT Connections correct
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Added a thumbs up tonight just to be wild. Goodnight!
1 day ago
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I Love LA has some funny writing but the characters are so chaotic and detached that it's hard to feel much of anything for any of them. Which, to be fair, is how I feel about scene-y LA bitches irl
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Back at it
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Made the mistake of trying to be funny/gay on LinkedIn by posting this and the way it still has zero likes is sending me
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New year same extremely tired pose
2 days ago
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Two 1990s assistant principals with baggy khakis and braided belts call each other to the office in Pleated Rivalry
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2 days ago
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Give her the Oscar
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2 days ago
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The ladies are confirmed lesbians, they love a Home Depot
3 days ago
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Spent 5 hours building shelves and reorganizing the garage and now feel like a truck hit me. Though I am huge and built for manual labor I am a delicate orchid and not built for manual labor
3 days ago
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El on her way to battle the Mindflayer
4 days ago
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(War begins in Venezuela) Bari Weiss tomorrow, probably: Hi I'm CBS's Bari Weiss and joining me for a very important town about the freedom of illiteracy is that incredibly stupid University of Oklahoma girl
4 days ago
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11: I can do this amazing jump through this spectacular sky, trust me Hopper: ok (1 minute later) Everyone in the Mindflayer realm: oh hey look it's El, she's must've done something incredible off camera to get up here!
4 days ago
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How everyone else looks in their slutty gym shorts vs how I look in mine
4 days ago
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Like I genuinely don't think they filmed scenes together. They never touch, the reverse shots give stand-in vibes, there's something just SLIGHTLY off about their scenes together!
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4 days ago
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Watching the ST finale and this is my new conspiracy theory
4 days ago
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Rewriting my novel for the 14th time like
5 days ago
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When they look but don't woof
5 days ago
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Ok goodnight
5 days ago
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I'm not a super deep drag race girlie but can someone explain why Monet has been so intent on running interference for Ginger since the fandom caught on to Ginger being a pathological liar?
5 days ago
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Two bad pics to commemorate glute day
5 days ago
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If anyone is doing a wellness check on Debra Messing, stop, let her be unwell she earned it
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6 days ago
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Reminder that the budget of Stranger Things season 5 was $400 million
6 days ago
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Can't believe Ella McCay has made $879 million at the box office so far! We're three weeks into Ella McCayapalooza with no end in sight! It's all literally any of us can talk about!
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Goodnight
6 days ago
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Last selfie of 2025 // First selfie of 2026
6 days ago
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loading . . .
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Workouts April 2025 vs December 2025. She's locking in! Operation Slutty Little Waist + Giant Gorilla Arms is in full effect
6 days ago
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Some of my personal 2025 highlights
6 days ago
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Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025
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6 days ago
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They really "being gay is just a small part of who I am"-ed Will on Stranger Things like
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Incidentally 20-26 is what I read on camera
7 days ago
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Stranger Things collecting characters for five seasons
7 days ago
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I wrote and directed what I think is still the world's only musical about queefs
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7 days ago
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Push day ok
7 days ago
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Got certified in E-Learning Instructional Design and wrote my first comedy pilot in about 4 years
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8 days ago
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Welcome to the Jane Addams Pull House
8 days ago
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Underdiscussed reason why Heated Rivalry worked so well and gays loved it: it never tried to posit itself as Important and Groundbreaking, it just told a hot love story very well without it being all like LOOK AT US WE'RE MAKING V IMPORTANT HISTORY NO H8 HRC GALA CUT TO PICTURE OF MARSHA P JOHNSON
9 days ago
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Me after squatting:
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9 days ago
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New fetish unlocked
9 days ago
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Goodnight
9 days ago
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Sub not in the "I love to be bossed around and humiliated" way but im the autistic "I love clarity and not making decisions" way
9 days ago
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Every Stranger Things scene sounds like "We need to gorgon signal reverse radio Vecna! Hawkins Henry hacks tunnel vessel!" "Wait you mean we mindflayer semi-volt decoy reverse polarize tower?" "Like pop culture reference!" "YES! This is our only chance to jump meld dark magic Will's gay!"
9 days ago
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Steam room was a success
9 days ago
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She wears glasses sometimes because she is smart in the brain
10 days ago
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She wears glasses sometimes because she is smart in the brain
10 days ago
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