At the "signing up for paid behavioral studies and clinical trials" phase of unemployment as I wait for freelance work to (hopefully) trickle in

Watching an early season of Project Runway and every runway is like

Marty Supreme boldly asks what if the worst person in the world was also a sports hero and we try to make you root for him despite, again, him being the literally most loathsome guy you've ever seen for the entire movie

This is exactly why there's a huge homeschool push and education crackdown. Imagine having an ideology so dumb and bad and unappealing that as soon you're exposed to literally 1 new idea or meet 1 person different from you you're like "holy shit this is so much better, what the fuck was I thinking"

Goodnight

Thinking about how Nora Joyce accomplished so much in her life but will only ever be known for being an Olympic-level farter

2016 vs 2026

A cool thing about me is my pant length is 35 which barely exists so I have to buy 34 length, which depending on the store also barely exists

Those of you in line to vote for Sentimental Value even though SAG snubbed it STAY IN LINE

Goodnight

Based on the Novel Push Day by Sapphire

Pretty sure one of the circles of hell is trying to setup an email account on your phone but not being able to log in bc you forgot your password and not being able to change your password bc it sends you to the Authenticator app for a code but you can't log in there bc you don't know your password

Two things that have really fucked up my life: Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria and Pervasive Drive for Autonomy. My brain translates the most minor criticisms into vicious attacks and I refuse to let anyone help me do anything, almost always to my own detriment (because help feels like an attack)

The ending of Kate Chopin's The Awakening but it's me when I don't get the NYT Connections correct

Added a thumbs up tonight just to be wild. Goodnight!

I Love LA has some funny writing but the characters are so chaotic and detached that it's hard to feel much of anything for any of them. Which, to be fair, is how I feel about scene-y LA bitches irl

Back at it

Made the mistake of trying to be funny/gay on LinkedIn by posting this and the way it still has zero likes is sending me

New year same extremely tired pose

Two 1990s assistant principals with baggy khakis and braided belts call each other to the office in Pleated Rivalry

Give her the Oscar

The ladies are confirmed lesbians, they love a Home Depot

Spent 5 hours building shelves and reorganizing the garage and now feel like a truck hit me. Though I am huge and built for manual labor I am a delicate orchid and not built for manual labor

El on her way to battle the Mindflayer

(War begins in Venezuela) Bari Weiss tomorrow, probably: Hi I'm CBS's Bari Weiss and joining me for a very important town about the freedom of illiteracy is that incredibly stupid University of Oklahoma girl

11: I can do this amazing jump through this spectacular sky, trust me Hopper: ok (1 minute later) Everyone in the Mindflayer realm: oh hey look it's El, she's must've done something incredible off camera to get up here!

How everyone else looks in their slutty gym shorts vs how I look in mine

Like I genuinely don't think they filmed scenes together. They never touch, the reverse shots give stand-in vibes, there's something just SLIGHTLY off about their scenes together!

Watching the ST finale and this is my new conspiracy theory

Rewriting my novel for the 14th time like

When they look but don't woof

Ok goodnight

I'm not a super deep drag race girlie but can someone explain why Monet has been so intent on running interference for Ginger since the fandom caught on to Ginger being a pathological liar?

Two bad pics to commemorate glute day

If anyone is doing a wellness check on Debra Messing, stop, let her be unwell she earned it

Reminder that the budget of Stranger Things season 5 was $400 million

Can't believe Ella McCay has made $879 million at the box office so far! We're three weeks into Ella McCayapalooza with no end in sight! It's all literally any of us can talk about!

Goodnight

Last selfie of 2025 // First selfie of 2026

Workouts April 2025 vs December 2025. She's locking in! Operation Slutty Little Waist + Giant Gorilla Arms is in full effect

Some of my personal 2025 highlights

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025

They really "being gay is just a small part of who I am"-ed Will on Stranger Things like

Incidentally 20-26 is what I read on camera

Stranger Things collecting characters for five seasons

I wrote and directed what I think is still the world's only musical about queefs

Push day ok

Got certified in E-Learning Instructional Design and wrote my first comedy pilot in about 4 years

Welcome to the Jane Addams Pull House