I prefer easier GBBO technical challenges that most contestants get right so the judging comes down to details vs impossible ones where the instructions are just like "make 14 upside down Brindlebury Whipperjabs" and everyone fucks it up and the winner is just the one who made the least ugly slop

Me when someone shares a Moment with me on Scruff

"You'll always be my sisters. Always."

Okay but which one do you think is most likely to go off script and say something mildly provactive that gets them arrested/executed? My vote is Chris Distefano

Hi hello Silver Springs is a top 3 Fleetwood Mac song thank you for your attention to this matter

Made it to biceptober

My hotel had a haunted Victorian doll display, bc of course

Ok so I know I got knocked down a peg or two on the hot axis because I strongly disagreed that high school sports were important bc #trauma but like I played all the sports and a Big 10 school wanted me to play football for them so what I'm saying is this test has flaws!!

I'm losing my mind since when does Kentucky have an entirely separated section on it's eastern border? A satellite peninsula, like she's giving us Michigan 2 Electric Boogaloo

At a Gaylord hotel ama

Landed at the Orlando airport and walked out into the terminal to see a small child in Disney clothes screaming and throwing her stroller across the floor. Hell is real.

"Dolly Parton" and "health challenges" in the same sentence is giving ME health challenges omg

The queen diva in her queen diva boudoir (the spare bedroom she thinks is hers)

Accidentally did my negative self talk out loud in the Uber

Post something random or you’ll have an awful October!

Confirmed 7

Finally watched Adolescence and it's amazing and my only note is that Christine Tremarco should've won the Emmy instead of Erin Doherty, but I get why Erin won

Sunday chest amen

Pro: Was on set today for a spec commercial with the absolute best people Con: It was for canned tuna and I had to aggressively eat canned tuna for like a dozen takes

Hi

Hi

I feel like somewhere there has to he an inverse twink, like a gay who started off a kind, handsome bear in his 20s and then grew into cunty demon Kate Moss in his 40s

Some of you need to slap me hard across the face and it shows

Joan ARMatrading day

Wait so are they saying their god bless America commemorative coin buy your pocket constitution today programming WASN'T a ratings bonanza????

Goodnight

Y'all ever go through your saved reaction photos? When would I ever have used this...

Back day's back

Back day's back

As a reminder

Spilled an entire Diet Dr. Pepper on my crotch on my flight, it pooled on my seat and soaked my ass. I had to stand and fish out dry shorts from my bag in the overhead bin then walk the length of the plane, looking like I pissed and shit myself, to get to the bathroom and change

I'm sorry but sperm whales are so cunt. Don't ask me to elaborate, they are sea divas.

Millie Bobby Brown is playing Kerri Strug in a movie but have they cast Kerri's mom yet bc I would like to audition

Get to spend 7 hours at DFW

8th flight in two weeks

Me after getting raptured

Thoroughly mediocre leg day

Happy first day of autumn

I'm a just a 6, standing in front of a 7-10, asking him to love her

If you want to know why I hate working out so much it's probably bc I played football for 8 yrs as a kid and hated it more than anything and the only reason I played was to get my older brother to stop being mean to me and my dad to notice me. So exercise to me = meeting someone else's expectations

I just pet a GOAT and a SHEEP and a bunch of dogs including a SPITZ you can't tell me anything, I am untouchable

Girl you look amazing drop your filter routine!

Its funny cause the people who spend $$ on streaming and park visits and cruises are overwhelming blue. The red folks they're appeasing either think Disney is satanic, don't have disposable income or are so rich they don't engage with the Disney brand at all. Talk about kicking yourself in the balls

Another stupid lil workout that's not good enough for the Insta trainers

Insta trainer DMed me to ask about how I stay on my program while I travel and I'm like ME?? Follow a PROGRAM?? Ma'am I just eat airplane Biscoff cookies and doomscroll in my hotel then when I get home I resume my random lil 20 min workouts 3x a week bc just getting to the gym requires an act of god

Finally home. For a day. Then gone for two days. Then home for a day. Then gone for two more days.

LAXit

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future. Future starts now!

LA > London > Amsterdam > Nashville > Vancouver > Whistler > Vancouver > LA Finally going home after two weeks of work travel. Exhausted in exciting new ways!

Everything is awful but I walked to this lake with my ill-fitting sunglasses (all sunglasses fit me weird) (but ooh lake pretty)