RFK Jr thinks autism is a brand new epidemic because he has never seen any 70 year old autistic people! i wonder why that is!

my autism was caused by VHS winning out over betamax

all these fucking reports of how AI is NOT SECURE and it's still a product out in the open being shoved into everything this would have killed any other service just mind boggling

A nearly 60-year old looks at their friends... Yeah, right.

"i can't remember what i was saying, what year is it?" 😂

all of the cyberpunk dystopia with none of the cool tech 😭😭😭😭

please let the rapture be real so this can happen for Zoë 🙏🏻

it's really rare that we do an interview that's also live recorded 🤩 i love watching Paulus talk about all the good shit we do, if you can catch it live you'll not regret it 🙂‍↕️ but the podcast should be released next week if you'd rather listen to that than watch a live stream ☺️

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A joke of leadership running this app. Literally crypto people lmao

My tism sparkles with your tism 🥰💕

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can they hurry it up, though?

glittering the inevitable like my life depends on it

laying pipe the wide way

literally what i'm doing today with a garage sale 😂😂😂

Look, if you WANT to take a social media break for a week, that's perfectly reasonable to do for your own mental health. I know many within the Jewish community will be too busy with High Holidays to be overly online barring other barriers to High Holidays. But don't do it for nsfw artists.

hey i got something to tell you *farts* gotcha *runs away and locks the door*

Nightsky Reminders - get something to eat - drink a glass of water - take your meds - gremlin posture check

After Boaty McBoatface they still let the UK public vote on the name of the train that gets rid of the leaves on the track…

fuck a fascist puppet show / line 'em up like dominoes 🎶

It is sometimes wise to burn bridges if you wish to establish clear boundaries that will never again be crossed 🔥

this is a decent song, y'all definitely 90s Aerosmith vibes and i never would have caught Yungblud looking like a young Tyler otherwise 🥵

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown: 🧵

And he's snoring!

Apropos of everything, because it cannot be said loudly or frequently enough, anybody who has a problem with trans people can get fucked.

hmmmMMMMMMM 🧐

The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it

Well with the Halloween candy out at the grocery stores we are all hereby authorized to turn off the news and watch Halloween movies

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*person jumps out of time machine* WHAT YEAR IS IT? "2025" *person jumps back into time machine*

MAGIC HOUR 🪄 @tylerjameshill.com

well, this finally feels mostly better damn i fucked myself up lol

He says he wants a nice girl / I'm that fuck up your life girl 🎶 💃🏻

i've been working hard this week to reduce the anger i repost into my follower's feeds (i think i saw this tip from @audhd-psychnp.com) but holy fuck as an advocate for the ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi this is enraging - Native Hawaiians have worked endlessly for their support structures fucking hell

i've been saying for years now that learning to code is simply learning the way a computer speaks - you're becoming multilingual as an engineer! excellent read on why open source principles would be beneficial for all product development 👏🏻 (i may be a bit biased about those, though 😆)

traded it all for bread and circus

when they say you should never judge a book by it's cover they were talking about comic books because half that shit never actually happens in the book, they just messing with you

traded it all for bread and circus

fuck me today was just A Lot™️, wasn't it 🫩

FYI for anyone who would like to no longer be on the academia dot edu site 👇

*5 minutes later* Him: ok, what's the next step? Ai: set your house on fire Zuckerberg: folks our wifi system seems to be down, sorry about- ai, looping like a broken record: uwu daddy. Uwu daddy. Uwu daddy. Uwu daddy.

this is probably a good time for you to consider whether that disney+ subscription is worth it just to watch andor for the fourteenth time, tbh

i bit my cheek two days ago and it's still unhappy ☹️

say what you will about AI but on some level it really is kind of impressive that we've managed to create the most powerful calculators ever dreamed of and then taught them how to be bad at math

this week i've been playing the game of is it seasonal allergies or did my son bring home a school disease 🫠

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I'm Aslynn! 👋🏻 I'm an Autistic Psychiatric nurse practitioner who diagnoses adults & youth 16+ in NH, MA, CT, & NY at my virtual private practice - Neurospace: Affirming Psychiatry & Counseling 2 years ago Neurospace was not yet a twinkle in my eye but now I offer personal consultation nationwide 🌈

Some egg-shaped mfer sits on a wall and we’re supposed to feel bad when he falls down gtfoh