@kalansphantomff.bsky.social 🍐

Hey pirate pals! Ive found another orange shirt at the thrift and I'd like to get it to someone who needed/wanted one but couldn't get it. This time it's an XL. Share around! #ofmd

3 hours until #goodomensS3 and I can't decide if I want to stay up to watch it OR avoid the Internet completely until I have the time.

oh no I've finished Arcane and I get it now

I have a massive headache and I'm pretty sure I just hiked 2 miles back to my car but Electric Callboy was worth it

I've been seen 😭💜 also please come to Denver.

Colorado peeps, I have an extra ticket to see Electric Callboy at Red Rocks on Thursday if anyone is interested.

Just remember

Watch your broken dreams dance inside out of the beams of a neon moon

Look, bar friends are some of the best friends.

I'm mad because I used to do karaoke and I was GOOD. and now ... My voice has left me.

I love being a grown woman walking around an office building that is not strictly medical holding a stuffy and a capri sun after my treatment. I'm sure the law office loves it.

Avs ftw!!! #goavsgo

Dying right now. It's gaining on midnight and we're going into OT #goavsgo

Y'all I'm cautiously optimistic but I think these brain magnets might be working? I'm only 9 sessions out of 35 in but the light is starting to peak around the clouds...

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

I need you guys to know the bar I work at, we had the live feed going and everyone held their breath and then cheered when they splashed down. 10/10 well done everyone. #ArtemisII

Y'all aren't gonna believe it but the dogs were good AGAIN this week!

Waiting in the lot to pick up @baladria.bsky.social and I'm parked next to this beauty.

It's amazing how much better life feels after some pancakes

Fuckbeans ... that was them wasn't it?

Annnnyway.... It's been one year since I lost you and I still miss you every day. 🌈🐾

Ha ha ha ha...... What the fuck?

Rocking my Artemis socks at the gym in honor of Artemis II. Also been listening to the live stream the whole time. 💪🏻🌘

The Artemis (from Sailor Moon) plushie in the control room gives me much joy

There is always some part of me that wonders is now when the crazy shit starts happening? Because that's how it works in the movies. Are they about to find all the transformers on the other side?? 🌑

I agreed to pay my neighbor for the use of their reserved parking spot they never use after weeks of using it like an asshole and now some other asshole is parking in it. I'm not as nice as she is though and I left a note on their windshield explaining that it is a paid for spot and they need to not

Has it happened yet?

...maybe today?

Five shows to get to know me -Fringe - Psych - Our Flag Means Death - Pirates of Black Waters - (ugh) Supernatural 1-5

Poetry time with peepingnee goes live again with this - Listen to Epitaph - Merrit Malloy by peeping_nee on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/qYNMITvE488M...

'but harry potter was such a huge part of my childhood' reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.

Mine was working graveyards at 7-11. They came in all the time to make wire transfers according to my coworker. Long story short, got to talking with them, really nice. They told me to let them know if anyone ever bothered me and if I ever needed anything.

Can someone explain the science to me about why tomato juice cures hangovers? Ie Bloody Marys & Cheladas 🍅

Look at my dog. That is all.

Hey can someone tell me why my financial support mislead me about my 401k withdrawal to buy a house and now I owe 20k to the IRS but millionaires just get to do whatever and not pay taxes? Make it make sense.

Got my bit of map to go with my half a pyramid. It's so close to being over for you all. I'm about to be richer than god! 🫰🏻💸 #fandommarket #ofmd

What I need you guys to understand is that growing up there was like 3 pictures of me as a baby TOTAL. I recently found a bunch of negatives in my grandpa's things that I inherited, and it's from my 1st birthday, and y'all I was so cute.

I've got an absolute crack of a PWP that's free to a good home

Hear me out ... This is Stede. open.spotify.com/track/68NsOu...

I just need to tell you that brewery drama is real. Much like any drama.

It's been a hot minute since I busted out the bowler.

Going to the gym and trying to get a flash tattoo today. Really maximizing those endorphins. 💪🏻😂

Doing this again this year! My donation page will be up soon! 💜

My therapist got distracted by my OFMD sticker on my water bottle today . I take this as a good omen.

The light has returned to us!!

There hasn't been nearly enough chilly-mingo content this year. We're finally getting snow y'all! #cowx ❄️

Colorado folks 👏🏻

Was deep in a nap having a terrible dream woke up wanting to scream and cry. The fuck.