Thank you @mustardwrites.bsky.social for giving us hot girl hurdles. Spent the morning jumping those making phone calls I've been putting off.

Fuck yeah American hockey!!! The girls and the boys taking home gold!!!

Brewery opened at 6am for the men's hockey game and i don't remember the last time I drank this early in the morning.

Creamed chipped beef on toast. My mom used to make it from scratch but i found out Stouffer's makes a microwave one and you just have to supply the toast. Tastes exactly the same.

Got a body scan at the gym today and they noted that my left leg was slightly stronger than my right and I got to explain that it's because I drive stick 😂

I got $6 from child support 2 weeks ago and in theory the next payment should have come today.... Nothing. 53k and counting.

USA women's hockey FTW!!!! #womenshockey #goldmedal #winterolympics

Alright ladies we did not go undefeated to take home silver. #olympichockey #womenshockey #usvscan

Oh no I've started watching Arcane. On a scale of 1- 10 how screwed am I ?

There is a dance remix of seabird playing at Kohl's right now ...

I have a nest but I'm honestly going back to a normal doorbell at this point.

My son thought the Jurassic Park ad was AI and I had to show him the BTS and explain Taika would never.

That game would have been way more interesting with Bo Nix involved...just sayin #superbowlLX

Meyers about to be Superbowl MVP 😂 has a kicker ever been MVP? #superbowlLX

Vibes transcend language. Amazing performance #superbowl60

NGL this is a boring ass game #superbowl60

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you I was supposed to be Courtney but my mom was asleep when they came in and my bio dad wrote in Shannon instead.

For being one of my favorite movies and books of all time, I sometimes forget that Samuel L. Jackson was in Jurassic Park.

Guy in the booth behind me at Denny's "just in case I had too much to drink can I also get a trashcan?" These people do not get paid enough.

I have some already made cross stitch but I could also make a new one or two. I'd like to be a part of this this time.

Look, I know smoking is bad, but also I miss the smoking section in Denny's where you could order pancakes and coffee and also smoke and contemplate life. 2 things can be true.

I miss my friend.

Y'all need to get on this

I work for a major carrier and when I have to pretend it's just a smartphone when people call about issues it sickens me bc I KNOW what it means these days to be without. It's your life. The fact that broadband and wireless aren't considered utilities is a crime.

Got to drive my Subaru in the snow for the first time tonight and it was amazing. May never buy anything else.

Stiddy may be nervous but the defense is fired up 🔥🔥🔥 #gobroncos

It's gaaaaaaame day! #letsgobroncos #denverbroncos #afcchampionship

Guess I'm fucked. 3rd generation Armenian immigrant.

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

I have a crush on a girl that just confirmed she was straight.... Le sigh

Maybe dogs and cats have it right. Maybe the key to life IS finding a good sun spot to bask in.

How did any of you survive the s1 finale of Severance?

The whole universe came together for me to be able to make this bracelet. Stiddy is the nickname of the Broncos backup QB Jason Stidham who will be starting for us in the AFC championship.

Less than 5 minutes to my new gym and most of that is dealing with the parking lot. We're so back baby! 💪🏻

Forgot to cancel my 7 day trial of apple tv so I'm gonna go ahead and watch Severance.

What can I say I love the D...enver Broncos #letsgobroncos

Sometimes it's weird to think about the whole other lives I've lived before getting to this one.

Trying to explain really good acting at the bar - Michael Sheen is Aziraphale but AZ is not Michael. Rhys Darby is Stede Bonnet but Stede is not Rhys. It's not something you get with a lot of actors.

I hate the first thing that came to my mind ...

Best dollar I've ever spent at the thrift store. They're judging us all. We are failing.

Da bears!

OMG Pluribus 🤯

I need an apple TV login. There are SHOWS I need to watch and the 7 day free trial is not enough time to do it 😔

@stedeco.re found these at the thrift and thought youight like to see them

Tomorrow is gonna suck. A crying and booze hangover. Send me hydration 🙏🏻

I'm mad that you left without saying goodbye.

Off to a friend's funeral. Not an amazing way to start the year.

Not sure how I feel about this honestly

Shower idea - flash tattoos available at my funeral. A whole flash sheet of silly things that I liked that you can get to remember me.

I just want it recorded that I said Broncos v Bears Superbowl. Orange and Blue v a slightly different shade of Orange and Blue. 2 teams pulling it out their ass at the last minute. It will be glorious.