Well this is disappointing as fuck to wake up to

Lotsa sad and big feelings today, a little tempted by someone to release the next chapter of Tarte, but also, there are a lot of big emotions in there, so yeaaaaah.

Getting some help paying bills

What's it like in your head?

For #sexualsunday have a sneak peek at my upcoming Big Bang with @tresdem.bsky.social coming in TWO WEEKS. Ed, a late presenting alpha, really isn't prepared for how knots work.

Read quoted post for full info. 🩵This is kind of embarrassing to show my current finances… but it is what it is. I also have PayPaI directly & Venm0. #ofmd ko-fi.com/saucierspoon... Thank you in advance for even the smallest of contributions. 💜

Doing a surprise for some special kids this morning with Nationwide Children's Hospital with the barn. Miss Kitty is less than amused, but is willing to be bought off with treats.

Sunday boost for the faithful and devout, but don't worry, Father Stede loves the sinners as well.

What do you do when your mortal enemy shows up to a party in the same dress as you??* @annettefb.bsky.social commissioned this piece from @kalansphantomff.bsky.social’s fic Ring in the New Year the other week and it was a delight to work on! ❤️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD *kiss about it

This game is amazing 😂

Father forgive me for my sins, I accidentally hit post instead of save draft, which means you all get a Saturday night treat. Our Father gives Ed what he craves....punishment. archiveofourown.org/works/708153...

We're playing Cards Against Humanity: OFMD Themed, wnat to join? Pop on in here! discord.gg/PcjHQkmc Link is in general chat and voice chat is up!

Sir, I love them.

Shit I never imagined saying "hey, can you put the salt on the charger?" The future is weird.

Psst, are you ready for Sunday? I am. I am so excited you don't even understand.

Meanwhile, please consider helping to celebrate by submitting a form for the free giveaway of the Egyptian OFMD card deck / keychain set OR pre-order the deck if you wish! Free Raffle: tinyurl.com/bdhfk3da Buy deck: ko-fi.com/s/ecd46d6be8

Sunday is going to be a GOOD day.

based on @self-induljennt.bsky.social designs!! The snake scene from deeply cool adventure time!!!

Here it is folks! The final chapter of the coffee boys. It's hard to say goodbye, but it's time. As a special added treat this chapter has some absolutely gorgeous artwork by the insanely talented @citrussyndicate.bsky.social . #OFMDfic #OFMDfluff #GentleBeard archiveofourown.org/works/535319...

Awww yeah!!!! Found!!!!

This Saturday we will be running a OFMD Cards Against Humanity game! Want to join in? Discord is here: discord.gg/PcjHQkmc Looking at 3, 5 or 7 pm EST, people can vote on which works best in the discord. Enough interest and I may run more than one game!

If you see this, post an anime you love

This is my new favorite Ed and Stede 🤣

Wearing the "ring of shame" today while looking for my actual band. Time to crawl around the floor! 🤣

Happy #WIPWednesday enjoy a bit of filth from the boys. Ed's having a REALLY good dream.

Im gonna try something this weekend once I find the right recipe.

What WIP do ya'll want today. Wings, Tarte or Father Stede?

Guess who lost their wedding band while packaging up orders for a client in a frantic last minute fulfillment? This girl. >.< Today has not been a good day, I deserve a rum and coke.

#taketwotuesday Last years Big Bang, 100k of enemies to lovers

At the polls this morning this super dramatic little kid announced "I'm so tired!" and immediately collapsed to the ground with a dramatic honk-shoo snore. 😂 I have never related to a feeling more.

Its Big Bang month! And boy do @tresdem.bsky.social and I have a treat for you all!!

Just being casually fucking devastated by a single phrase tonight. I'm fine. This is fine. IT IS ALL FINE.

Me greeting the new hire: I'm so happy to have you join our team and look forward to working with you! Me internally greeting my new hire: Oh thank fuck, I'm gonna catch up on SO much gay pirate porn now that I'm not working stupid amounts of hours.

Thanks to everyone that helped beta test! OFMD Cards Against Humanity works! Next week I'll be running some games, but if anyone wants to use the deck in the mean time you can find it here: picturecards.online/static/index... And I highly recommend partnering it with an AO3 deck if you play!

We are running a beta test of Cards Against Humanity, if you'd like to join we have a server here discord.gg/PcjHQkmc with a voice chat going on.

I need some more answer cards! Fire away!

So I'm building an OFMD Cards Against Humanity deck! Want to help out? Gimme some suggestions for black and white cards!

I see them everywhere.

Okay, I'm gonna try to put together a fun Cards Against Humanity thing next weekend. If you'd like to be a part of planning it (Dear god don't let the ADHD riddled gremlin do this alone) feel free to join the discord channel I made. discord.gg/PcjHQkmc

So, what if I were to start an online game of Cards Against Humanity? >.>

Try and take candy if you dare. All tricks, no treats.

Yes. This.

Thoughts and prayers to all the people that schedule feed their pets and are going through the time change tomorrow. Good luck.

He has a small fortune in toys, but what did he spend all day playing with? A skittles wrapper.

Izzy the cockatiel molted his first big feather. Lil inspiration for Hope is a thing with feathers.

Young Jack Rackhams's fake driver's license had the name Jack Gough on it. Just an FYI.

Me: I'm gonna work from home and watch cute halloween movies all day. My work: YES WE ALL WANT TO HAVE PHONE MEETINGS AND ZOOM CALLS! PUT ON A BRA AND TURN OFF YOUR MOVIES.