Hi, my name is Stella. I am supposed to be calm and quiet because I'm recovering from spay surgery and am waiting on hernia surgery. Instead, I'm climbing kitten jail and have been screaming nonstop since 6am. Please send the police, the cruelty is unimaginable.

Stede Bonnet personality trait: Forgiving people who are plotting to murder him.

Lucius puts this sticker on Stede after his very first hook up. Stede blusters and huffs and is embarrassed, but secretly saves it and feels very proud of himself. Ed is immediately jealous HE didn't get a sticker.

Proof my wife sometimes brings home suprise fosters too

I have seen the gospel @self-induljennt.bsky.social is making you all, and yup.... better bring some knee pads folks.

Hope you've all been saying your prayers, mass resumes this weekend.

Melatonin dream journal: I adopted a bunch of wombats, but not like as pets, but as children. We were at a wedding being held at a vets office that also saw people patients and required time travel to find the rings. My wombat children were great at time travel.

Ages ago I bumped into Tyler Joseph from 21 Pilots playing Pokemon Go at a hot spot for Dragonite in Columbus. Makes me imagine movie star Ed playing a similar game and bumping into Stede trying it out to bond with his estranged kids. Imagining Ed being all "Shhh" at Stede who doesn't recognize him.

Now that i know I'm not gonna move, time to finalize renovations in our foster area space. Nothing says fun like home projects and yanking up carpet to relay wood, and possibly taking out a wall.

Eeee yay!!! Got my craft fair wins in the mail!

Happy 15th birthday, Sparrow, time to get your catnip on and party hard, old man.

I’ve added a new goal to my Ko-Fi in any attempt to help get this reduced/resolved. The office totally shut me down; they don’t care that I never received notice in the mail of what was happening. I’d appreciate any boosts. Anything will help ensure I can still buy food+ ko-fi.com/communionnim...

Got the final offer, so I've made my decision to not move to Boston and deal with a pay cut. Not the ending I wanted, less stressful than moving, but still, I need this week to be over now. Please?

oooh time to break out my old meme

When you definitely don't trust the weird humans not to do something weird to you.

A letter to Ed from Stede in my furry AU with @fortunatafox.bsky.social Sun and Shadow, coming this July. #WIPWednesday

So, when my phone died, i also lost my folder of OFMD art on my phone since apparently I didnt have it set for backup. Please share your favorite art so I can replenish my supply!!

Happy #taketwotuesday My first big omegaverse fic archiveofourown.org/works/583741...

Today ended a bit better. Got a massage and spa day, got my undercut refreshed, but decided to bow out of dying because I was running out of spoons and then too my wife to dinner. Now to regather some tabs and maybe read a fluffy fic or two.

“‘Cookies-and-cream,’ Ed whispered seductively against Stede’s skin… ‘Because you’re about to be double-stuffed.’” CW: 🍆 & 🍑 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Things that happened this morning: -My phone began powering down at random -Factory reset it, phone refused to authenticate without the phone getting a code (the phone that was reset) -Waited for 40 minutes at the store to get a new phone -Burned my breakfast. I'm gonna get massaged now.

Annnnnnd my phone is dying.

Time for dates, some conversation and Ed staging a revolve/intervention. We're back baby. archiveofourown.org/works/593686...

Meeting did not go well, don't think they will meet what I need to make relocation viable. Guess I'll wait for the final counter offer before bracing for taking a pay cut. Ugh.

.....i think you all are in dire need of some Hard Discipline tonight. Might be a good idea to revisit the boys. archiveofourown.org/works/593686...

Have my second meeting about the relocation today, have everything prepped to defend what I'm asking to see if they'll meet it. So stressed out about all this, debating booking a spa/massage day this weekend because I'm just a mass of knots and tight muscles at this point.

Happy day to all fem people dealing with being wished a 'happy mothers day' by random ass strangers and trying not to eye twitch.

Do butterflies get two birthdays? Like one when they're hatched a caterpillar and the next when they become butterflies? I'm not even high, but I really wanna know now.

Act's snippy from Stede's POV.

ok folks Can you rec me some gentlebeard fics that you have never seen recommended before? Stuff that isn't talked about but is a hidden gem? If you think "well everyone loves..." not that! I need something new!

@denizb33.bsky.social @edwarbteach.bsky.social @kalansphantomff.bsky.social teehee, it's fun 😁

No one knows horse owner horrors until it's 10 am on a Saturday and you're having to scrub out a geldings sheath because he is the grossest boy that has ever lived. 🤢 Oh hey, there's the freaking riding class of pre-teens in the barn. Fucking perfect.

Yes, would you like an existential crisis in kitten form this evening? You can't handle the things he's seen.

Chapter 5 of mine and @baladria.bsky.social caveman au 💕💕💕 archiveofourown.org/works/672124...

So you think you have a clingy pet.....welcome to birds in the spring.

Dear Faithful, our Midnight Mass will be held next Saturday evening. 😈 prepare yourselves to recieve his blessing.

(and if you want to color them yourself)

Little nesting snippet of Stede in my RBB with @fortunatafox.bsky.social

Oh yeah, ya'll gonna fall in love with golden retriever Stede with his Very Fancy Tail.

Shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of Hard Disciplines updating so soon you don't even know, and it features a part I laughed so hard writing I scared a cat out of the room.

I feel like knowing Stede and Ed are fucking nasty right now would heal me and this very long day.

Living with a neurospicy person is finding a great sale on their current food fixation and then they immediately never want to eat it again.

Working with a dude thats going through door with his hands full, so he sorta groin thrusts to open the door and it is the most Jack thing I've ever seen.

My wife is playing a game, and now you're all invited. The game is: Equine gear or sex games?

Booooo new work laptop arrived, now I gotta do work.

Hi all! Chapter 2 is up! 🌏☄️🚀🕳️🕳️🕳️ Enjoy!! And thank you to everyone who's been reading so far! We are just getting started. #OFMDfic archiveofourown.org/works/839318...

I have found Stede's house, it's so EXTRA www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?

Bonus #WIPWednesday featuring my RBB with @mrpancot.bsky.social

The next chapter will be a true Midnight Mass. 😈😇 And a whole chunk of Stede's POV.

Whenever I question if I'm writing Stede as too dramatic, I rewatch the clip of him dramatically sipping brandy, looking into the distance and going "Muse, why have you foresaken me." in his chunky black theater sweater.