I am reviewing a spreadsheet with 1100+ items today. Tell me something nice or fun to distract me when I take breaks? Headcanons, what you’re bidding on, something nice that happened?

Color changing, bright LED's are best FYI. This one's just a sample.

There are lots of cute bookmarks in here that are a great option! Hyping a few that could use some extra love- Look at this very cute cats-on-shelves cross stitch one from @fpwoper.bsky.social 😍 www.32auctions.com/organization... 1/3

It's my birthday, it's my fundraiser (+team!), and my daughter is SO excited to have contributed... so i'm dropping hers early! My 9 year old learned to cross stitch for last year's auction, and she made this progress pride keychain for this one!! www.32auctions.com/organization... #fandommarket

I bid on a few items with no bids and now I’m winning too many items, though I’m sure that will change 😅

Are all the #fandommarket posts overwhelming and are you struggling to find something you can buy now and isn't sold out yet? Let me help you! Here's a thread of Buy Now items available (at time of posting) for $25 or less! (Items have been grouped together for ease, links are clickable!)

Go read this sorta angsty but mostly fluffy smut now and start your weekend off right

Matthew Maher is in The Bride! (Which is a bonkers film)

Who’s ready to get some beautiful smells and even better vibes?? Vico and Ruibo have joined in to personalize two candles by the extremely talented @alltomato1717.bsky.social ! #fandommarket

Cosy pirate captains are cuddling in the blanket fort, and nothing else in the world matters ❤️‍🩹 I missed drawing them so much! 🥹 #OurFlagMeansDeath

also let’s all remember to spend some of our budget to help pay for shipping costs and support the incredible team making this all possible 💌

I GOT A LANTERN

We're at over $12,000 after 20 minutes! You all are indeed an insane pirate horde!! Remember there are another 400 items (and some restocks!) hitting on Monday!! #fandommarket

My lovingly made skull cardigan is on there! Bidding starts at $50 :) www.32auctions.com/organization...

AND WE ARE!!! LIVE!!!! GO WILD GO BID GO BUY #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...

If you are feeling bummed out right now, some positive fandom things to think about include - - #FandomMarket every single item in this was made by someone who needed desperately to do something to help, not to mention the volunteer team working their butts off to run it

With just about 45 minutes to go before the auction opens, I am excited to introduce our sponsored nonprofit: the American Immigration Council @immcouncil.org. We chose them because they both nationally AND support local, on-the-ground orgs working to make the American immigration system more just.

For the Short Poppies fans, we've got a very fun treat: The wonderful @davidfarrier.com is signing @slagathor420.bsky.social 's Terry Pole cross stitch! Do you need official, tiny-tiny shorts in your house? Do you need a reminder to ONLY THE POS?? www.32auctions.com/organization... #fandommarket

I’ve started a lot of my new work responsibilities, sort of apprenticing to take over some of my boss’s work. And I am crushing it so far! I’m the kind of person who needs enough work and for a while I didn’t have nearly enough.

Chapter 3 of One Foot on the Ground is up! Ed gets to go on a DATE with his sexy race walker! Thank again to @petrichorca.bsky.social for being such a wonderful cheerleader and beta reader and to everyone who is reading and leaving such lovely comments! archiveofourown.org/works/782882... #ofmdfic

It's finally here! "Murder in the Ashcroft Estate", murder mystery au, inspired by Agatha Christie! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/802273... #ofmdfic #gentlebeard

‼️‼️ATTENTION‼️‼️ look at my sweet boy. ok you may carry on now.

oh my gosh I have a fic that’s a year old archiveofourown.org/works/63575707

Playing Trivial Pursuit while drinking grappa out of scotch glasses because we fancy

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Okay who's in. OFMD fandom Twin Peaks watch party, maybe Saturdays at 1pm ET?

For those of you wondering what time the auction opens for you... here are a few time zones: (we did our best to try and have it hit for most folks between 7am-midnight, rather than impossible times!) Preview, make a wishlist, and get ready!! www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...

im still here

#wipwednesday some Stede POV for a future chapter of tiny love, in which he will have some complex and horny feelings

Am I posting a WIPWednesday for this because I am rapidly losing confidence in it and need the boost?? absolutely and shamelessly yes. It's flashback hours again

Happy Birthday OFMD (a day late!) Here's one of the first pics of Ed I ever drew, compared to one of the more recent ones 🥰 #ofmd #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath

Again 🫦 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

#WIPWednesday for Come Home to My Heart (exes to innkeepers to lovers). Stede is trying to make peace with Ed for the sake of their business, with decidedly mixed results. #OFMDfanfic

Today (3 March) marks four years since ‘Our Flag Means Death’ premiered on HBO Max. 🏴‍☠️ The LGBTQ+ comedy follows real-life pirates Stede Bonnet and Blackbeard as sail the seas with their crew and fall in love along the way. 📷 HBO

Morning bump!

Tosses this drawing out into the ether because I give up on trying to figure out that chair that I decided to replace the mid-century modern one with. My brain is just not braining that way 🤷‍♀️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD

You can all thank @happydaiz.bsky.social for this Tuesday night treat! Stede wants to buy a motorcycle but none of the shops take him seriously. If only he could find an expert to help him! archiveofourown.org/works/80593776

ed and stede with a calico cat for @margaritaville.bsky.social thank you for donating!!!!!

Happy 4 years of OFMD! What better way to celebrate than with some new smut 😇 archiveofourown.org/works/805837...

These two simple little candles (hand poured and labeled by moi) come with SUPER DELUXE BONUSES - notes from Vico Ortiz and Ruibo Qian!!! How fucking cool?? How generous are they?! The other candles appear later in the listings for an easy $15 starting bid. EEEEE!!

YOU'VE EARNED IT!!!! 🎓 (free high-res digital download here: ko-fi.com/s/e5b1b60187) #OFMD #OFMDfanart

For #TakeTwoTuesday, here's what I wrote for the RBB last year, featuring gorgeous art by @cufeilidh.bsky.social 💜💜💜 It's canonverse innkeeper era Gentlebeard, Ed whump with a happy ending, and whimsical shenanigans! archiveofourown.org/works/678710...

For #taketwotuesday I'm sharing the art I made for @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social's fantastic first chapter of Forever is a Feeling! They're just two idiots in love, guys (gn). Excited to share more in the coming weeks!! #OFMDfanart #OFMD

If you were waiting for the angst to be over, you are safe to read now because the "living on your breath" boys are finally talking in Chapter 9! With a little "help" (or more like hindrance) from the crew, of course. Tags and link ⬇️ #OFMDfanfic

Maaaaaybe check Ao3 soon

Biggest of my three items is in this batch :) www.32auctions.com/organization... #fandommarket

THE FUNDRAISER IS OPEN FOR PREVIEWING! Check out the 600 items dropping on the 5th here: www.32auctions.com/organization... And get more info about how to use 32auctions over on our longer-form post on tumblr! www.tumblr.com/ofmdcraftfai... #fandommarket

For #OurFlagMeansSpring Day 3 flowers🌹 how about a #TakeTwoTuesday of this silly 2k fic The Buttonhole Florist? archiveofourown.org/works/57850819

#OurFlagThinksSpring - Day 3 Flowers you belong among the wildflowers you belong in a boat out at sea...

Now that AO3 is back up (yay!), you can find the visual reading version here archiveofourown.org/works/56385268 Rated T; 4096 words and, yes, there *are* 2048 in each of the two chapters 😌 (But also go listen to boy's podfic because it is fantastic!)