Day 1, and I’ve already been Whammed. 🥲

🩵❄️✨ . . . #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #gentlebeardfanart

🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

Hey. Hey you. Our queerness is our magic and if you too are spending the day being squashed by heteronormative, patriarchal bullshit, don't forget that we're all still with you, believing for a better world. #crewforlife

💜🧜‍♂️✨ comm for @alixxjanexx.bsky.social #ofmdfanart #ofmd #merstede

Me last night, high out of my mind: Stede Bonnet was really just the dad that went out for cigarettes and never came back, wasn’t he? Wild.

Have you seen my boyfriend? Well, you have now. #EdwardTeach #OFMD @citrussyndicate.bsky.social

Guess whooooo . . . #workinprogress #gentlebeard #ofmd

Partner said yesterday that most Midwest Thanksgiving food is just a bunch of shit thrown together in a bowl, and yes, I agree, and I love it. I love slop. I’m no better than a pig. Shove some warm goopy shit in front of my face, and I’ll happily hork it down num num num num.

Time to get back to important matters… putting Stede in sexy fits again #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡

deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me

Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Love that I know when my med changes are working because I just made every doctor/dentist appointment I’ve been putting off for the past year all within ten minutes.

Stickers! Socks! T-shirts! Tote bags! OFMD merch! All on SALE! I'll also be putting up new designs all week, if you have any suggestions of things you'd like to see let me know! jentalleydesign.dashery.com

Touched up this one a bit and it finally gave me the push to set up inprnt. Plus there's a site wide sale going on for the next day and a half, so 20% off everything in my shop! www.inprnt.com/gallery/gayw... #OFMDfanart #ShopOFMD

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Yesterday, a person named Skunk who does sideshow performing shoved a nail in their nostril as part of their tip for their coffee. Today, a guy complimented my rainbow sweater and said his nephew was just down the road getting top surgery, so that made him happy to see. I love being queer.

Hey, that’s me! Check out this episode with @judysoranges.bsky.social pod fic of Fuck Slow!

it's called self care

Y’all, Ed ended up looking like a snack and a half in this drawing I did for @ladypenni.bsky.social I basically need her to stand over my shoulder every time I draw Ed because 😮‍💨 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

she's just a lil guy she wouldn't do nothin to nobody 🥰

OHHHH👀 IS THAT,,,

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04/06/24

oh right i have bluesky too

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Both of them are the personality hire, both of them know insurance works by giving it to Izzy to sort out.

I must be a masochist. I keep reading all these horror books that fuck me up, but I also love it. 🙃 My newest rec is You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White.

Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart

Happy #FallFrontFriday! I wrote a thingy! 5 times Stede and Ed got off alone, and 1 time they got off together Or, Season 1 retold via the medium of wanks Part 1 is up - in which Stede enjoys some alone time with a bodice ripper... Tags in thread ⬇️ archiveofourown.org/works/743124... #OFMDFic

I want to learn to draw solely so I can give Ed Teach novelty claw clips.

CW: fatphobia, dieting My favorite thing is going on social media to say the whole weight loss drug fad is taking a hit on my body positivity just to have hundreds of people tell me 1) I’m narcissistic, 2) they take the drugs and love it so so so much, and 3) other unsolicited weight loss advice.

Hi, pirate fam! I’m getting my ass in enough gear this year to send out holiday cards. If anyone would like one from me, please DM me a good place to send one!

Just when I think I have this “being human” thing kind of down, I’m then told I’m “distant and aloof.” Cool. 🙃

Spouse is going on a work trip across the country for a few days in a couple of weeks, and I decided to take that time off too for “me time,” except I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with me time 🧍

Happy #sexualsunday. I own an iPad now and I’m afraid I may have become too powerful. Enjoy your p0rn. #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #gentlebeardnsfw #ofmdart

It has been so long since I’ve written smut.

It's been a while since we've done one of these and I feel it's time once again spark some matches! ARTISTS: do you have a piece of #OFMD art you'd love to read words for? Reply or QRP this post! WRITERS: Check the quotes/replies on this post and see if inspiration strikes! #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic

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MEN FOR SALE!

Break in between meetings, so it’s time to think about how THEY BOTH TURNED AROUND AHHHH ❤️ #ofmd

The time is upon us... Presenting: clear water to the bottom an @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social story, featuring art by @gaywatson.bsky.social and @self-induljennt.bsky.social #ofmdbb25 #ofmdfic #ofmd 🔗⬇️

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

I’m gonna try not to post about it here too much since this account is mostly piratey, but they just dropped the first episode of the animated Mighty Nein show, and I’m very NOT NORMAL ABOUT IT. (This is all said whilst vibrating in my chair.)

BEHOLD! 🎣✨ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #ofmdfanart

We as a society don’t appreciate how funny a word “turtle” is.