$29,993!!!

Fans of the Conchords like male butt cheeks too, fyi 🍑 #OFMDTVAU #ofmd #fotc #ofmdfanart

Get out your CD player and your flip phone because it's time for: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS (a skyfic for #OFMDTVAU) #IdasOFMDfic #ofmdfic

"Some men should concern themselves with gentler things." #OurFlagMeansDeath

Ed blowing a raspberry on Stede's male buttcheeks

Having subtle thoughts this evening #ofmd

Sketched this a couple years ago and I just think it's pretty. #nsfwOFMD #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

This is just a dude taking a nap. If your feminist leftist brain insists on sexualizing him, that's on you

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day! Long may we roam 🩷💜💙

if you can't handle me at my butthole buccaneers then you don't deserve me at my feminist/leftist obsession of male buttcheeks

Subtle butt stuff for today's take two Tuesday. Two butts for the price of one from kinktober 2024! CW: Gentlebeard nsfw. Partial nudity and suspect substance on Stede's gorgeous red (partially covered) behind. #ofmd #ofmdfanart

👀✨🍑✨👀 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ourflagmeansbeingobsessedofmalebuttcheeks #asstonight #buttcheekstonight

That's me!

Ch 4 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede learns any number of important facts, and Ed loses his shit. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/698687...

I was reminded of this and think it deserves a repost today. Thank you @spenglernot.bsky.social 💜🏴‍☠️💜🏴‍☠️💜🏴‍☠️ youtu.be/OsoFcRF022I

Got a fic for a different sci-fi show coming later today, but I couldn't ignore my beloved X Files, so here's a frame by frame recreation of its iconic opening 👽🏴‍☠️ #OFMDTVAU

It was an absolute pleasure to make this comm for @alittlevelma.bsky.social and if it took me a while to finish it, it was because I got distracted looking at that 🍑 sometimes

Got chapter 16 of ‘Til the Stars Don’t Shine up for y’all, my friends! It’s just about time for Ed’s visit to Ann Arbor…🎢❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/685155... #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

Very excited to be the featured author for OFMD fic club this month! Next week, 9/24, at 6 pm pacific, we'll be talking about humor, hijinks, my writing in general, and the story below in particular. Would love to see you there! 🥰💜 discord.gg/ofmdficclub

So, Ed's been planning this little number for a while, but he definitely wants to try out some of the suggestions that were offered for his costume. There's lots of time before Halloween! #OFMD #OFMDfanart

It's Monday (ugh). Have a witchy Stede for being so brave today! If you know me, you'll know that this artwork is peak Samm bc it taps into all of my fav subjects to study in art (now you all know me!). Have a witchy day, crew! You are incredible humans and so loved! xo #ofmdfanart #ofmd

It's sexual Sunday again so enjoy another reposted sketch from kinktober 2024! CW: cartoon gentlebeard smut with some dirty talk #OFMD #OFMDfanart

My first attempt at fanart as I try to get into embroidery - I sketched Ed on fabric and then stitched away. 1/2

Okay, let's continue!😄 This one's for a kiss on the cheek (okay, maybe a little on the neck)...🫦 #RhysDarbyFaction

And so it begins! Share your OFMD sci-fi TV AUs, and don't forget to use the hashtag #OFMDTVAU both here and on ao3!

SOOO

more pirate chappell roan! 🏴‍☠️

fashion star Edward Teach 💥

A couple more from Getty Images!😍😘 #RhysDarbyFaction

New chapters of the divorce boys today! Ed proceeds with his plans, but no one is on their best behavior today... 😈 archiveofourown.org/works/702434...

Hallo y'all! C0mms are ✨️OPEN✨️ <Ed Fire reaction>

Mark your 2025 Gentlebeard calendar: 2026 Gentlebeard calendar pre-orders start October 1! #ofmd #GentlebeardCalendar2026

spend next talk like a pirate day looking at my art on your wall #ofmd #GentlebeardCalendar2026

Listen. It's their world. I'm just here to draw it. 🎃🏴‍☠️ #GentlebeardCalendar2026 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Keep an eye out for April! 👀💜 Preorders will be open Oct 1!

Ohhh ooh daddyyy 🥵 😩 Daddyy 😳🤐

What do you call a group of bi disasters? A gaggle? A school? A pride? 🩷💜💙 Anyway, bi disasters, the whole lot of them 😏 #OFMDBisexualWeek @ofmdbisexualweek.bsky.social

shortcut to happiness (I needed to do something for myself today, so I redid some ancient art. This one was originally done back in October 2022. Can't believe it's almost 300 years old!) 🧡 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Newest art. Because we need to turn poison into positivity. And these guys make me happy. (They should have danced. We should have gotten to see them dance.) 💔🧡💜 #OFMD

(if you ever saw me complaining about Stede being too Aziraphale-y in early fics you can rub it in my face next week 😌 peace ✌️) #wip #ofmd

IT'S FINISHED! It's wonky & wobbly but I love it. Been washed, needs an iron. I think I'm going to get a round frame

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took this photo for #WIPWednesday in a few minutes when there was a sun today and i’d really appreciate a bit of encouragement 🥲

I'm having a commission sale! $25 off any Gentlebeard commission and $20 off any single character piece of Ed or Stede. All works are in my usual full colour style. Discount is applicable on anything booked until the end of September. Ready to start today! Thank you ❤️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

yes he needs all three of those drinks #ofmd #ofmdfanart

WIP Wednesday for the divorce boys! Ed goes home for the first time in seventeen years... Also pictured: Power Bottom Fawn

It's #wipwednesday so I'm sharing this painting practice I worked on a few weeks ago. It's not my usual style, but I'm working out how to translate my traditional painting skillz so I can move forward on a collab I'm really excited about that needs something a bit *extra*. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

His day didn't start right and he is gonna be bitchy about it #StedeBonnet 😠 Clip Studio tryouts 🎨

I know Wednesdays are for WIPs but I really, really needed to finish something. Please clap. #OFMD #OFMDfanart