My mom had to ask the bartender to turn the music down in the restaurant for me lol thanks mom

Happy Holidays from the Bonnet-Teach Family ❤️🎄🎁

Merry Christmas from this little Ed elf! #ofmdfanart

Kissing Ed nose you agree

One thing I find stressful about being away with family is everybody is like wow this is so relaxing isn’t this so relaxing don’t you love it are you having a good time are you relaxed and the answer to all of these questions is “this is fine at best but what would really relax me is being home!!!!”

VERY FESTIVE

they're in the corner making up their own, somehow even worse christmas cracker jokes that barely make sense to anyone but them. in an hour they'll be zonked out on the sofa snoring

day 535 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

i hope everyone gets what they want for xmas this year 😌

do you like my Christmas outfit

Do you think this hotel I’m in set this up for Greg Davies I do

I have once again slipped a little something under... next to... nearish to... the tree for you. Merry Ropemas and an Izzy New Year! #ofmd #izzyhands

the crew spends christmas at lucius and pete's house

Merry Christmas and happy holidays pirate friends! For those who didn’t get the physical print, here is my ofmd title card-inspired holiday card. Might turn it into a tradition. Whatever you’re up to today I hope you find some moments of peace and calm before the new year. Love you all🎄✨🏴‍☠️

merry christmas, here’s “wonderwall.” (just kidding, it’s “night moves.”) archiveofourown.org/works/76364991

Reposting this for the holiday spirit, hope everyone has a restful day today and tomorrow and it's filled with warmth, good food and [redacted]😊 Love y'all 💛 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

I LOVE OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

Ed has synesthesia where he can see sounds and music and Stede’s voice is the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen is this anything

HEY MERRY CHRISTMAS, STEDE JUST GOT HOME AFTER A VERY CHAOTIC WORK DAY TO FIND A SEXY SANTA CLAD ED WAITING TO PERFORM A TORTOUSLY SLOW STRIP TEASE WHILE WHISPER-SINGING SANTA BABY IN STEDE’S EAR, SO NATURALLY STEDE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FUCK HIM INTO THE FLOOR UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!! :))

I wrote a small thing. Been on my mind as a piece I would write at the end (I’m not though), to pull all my abandoned wips together. Anywho: tiny gods a metafic about finding what you need archiveofourown.org/works/76328641

unfortunately i fear guys like this are chill with the lgb but can't fathom the tq+, & ofmd was never simply a gay pirate show it was a queer pirate show. it was abundant with experiences and ways of being that rich CEOs will always feel threatened by and never relate to

I just heard somebody talking about “Feastivals” am I in deadloch

Thanks to all who are watching #Pluribus! When you’re done, here’s a bts look at all the lovely people who worked so hard to bring you this show. Happy Holidays🙂🎄🕺🏽❤️ youtu.be/9C5Un2ikvLQ?...

In case you missed yesterday’s Advint Calindah, @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social and I collabed on a project with a sexy Santas and pool hustling and all of Christmas smut you could ever want! Read Steph’s story: archiveofourown.org/works/76229241 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

The gentleman pirate, I presume

this is still a WIP because I need to add lots of fuzzy hair but I made this as a Christmas gift and it was the most complicated thing I’ve crocheted and it came out pretty darn well! I am actually happy with it!

I think mines probably gotta be my most recent frame project cause I had fully convinced myself I wasn't going to be able to make it look good but I tried it anyways and I actually think it's pretty cool. I love that this community has given me space (and motivation) to try new things 💜

I woke up to the most lovely gift! 😍 Everyone look, @ohtangerines.bsky.social brought our beloved Marmalade to life once again 🥹🥹🥹 #ofmd

Happy Anniversary

I’m as stressed about having to go away with family for Christmas as I am about the work days I just had lol like my family and I get along fine it’s just I would almost never choose “go away and do activities” over “stay home and relax”

Christmas classics

cw // weight talk (neg) For the first time since I got them in college, all of the dresses I bought in college no longer fit and I am just feeling some kind of way about this. I think the SSRI weight gain really hit because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for two decades and I’ve not really -

The Talented Mr. Ripley is so good

Get hard copies. Especially of queer art, books, music, films. We’ve got to be archivists whether we want to be or not. I’m not going to see more things I love burn.

The executives are not functioning and they really need to and my attempts to force it are really wearing me out holy christ

I’M IN A TRAINING SESSION FOR OUR NEW DATABASE AND THIS TRAINER REALLY JUST TOLD US TO ASK CHATGPT WHEN MY BOSS ASKED A QUESTION

Here are the names they have each submitted for the puppy: Stede: Bosun (he’s in his sailing phase) Ed: Milkshake (they’re the best and so is this puppy) Louis: The Might Ducks (it’s the last movie he watched) Alma: Louis (they’ll call Louis “Human Louis”)

Stede and the kids are making “welcome home!” cards for the puppy that Ed is right now picking up from the shelter

My Canyon Christmas gift for @ginnedfish.bsky.social , I hope you like it! I combined the prompts "Jack/Izzy" and "modern AU"... The 70s counts as modern if the show is set in 1717, right? Right!? #ofmd #cjizzy #canyonchristmas

I was planning on taking 18 hours of vacation time this week to keep my paycheck normal but I’ve worked so many extra hours doing this last minute mailing that now I only have to take 5 hours of vacation time (assuming I don’t work extra hours tomorrow too)

lowkey wish kraken ed had pinned stede down like this before they rekindled because it would've been... HOT [gif from unearthlydust on tumblr]

Friends told me to post some smut for Holestice, so... #ofmdholestice #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw

I made @reluctantrose.bsky.social a teeny Ricky plushie for the holidays! 😊 #myart #mycrafts #ofmd #ofmdfanart

My little contribution for day 20 of @roximonoxide.bsky.social 's amazing Advint Calindah 🎅🎁🎄 Go check the project out on ourflagmeans.gay/2025/ and happy holidays! #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #advintcalindah #ourflagmeansdeath

Shoutout to Annie Flynn of Midnight Mass fame for loving Riley so unconditionally, it gets me every time

Hate to get to the end of a book about a childless by choice character only for them to have discovered through some means why parenthood is so magical and amazing and kids are for everybody and they were wrong to think otherwise etc etc. that is of course a fine thing to think about children but -

Imagine if Brown Peter wasnt just Fang misremembering Pete's name but an actual evil version of Pete, his Waluigi if you will

The thought of having to wear a bra today is too much ughhhhh I can’t do it