Uhhhh god with minimal thinking: Geek Love by Katherine Dunn Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi

this has nothing to do with that picture of madeleine in leather gloves, i promise 👀❤️‍🔥 #ofmdbts

Ed and Stede working all day outside and getting sweaty and funky and Ed getting frisky when they finally go inside, Stede wants to shower but Ed convinces him it’ll be better if they don’t. And he’s right. Then they do shower together and they try it Stede’s way.

Phew today I biked to work, had a staff meeting, biked home, went to the plant store, planted a bunch of flowers, went to another plant store, planted more flowers, went to the bike store, got a mirror that doesn’t work for my bike :( and now I am sitting FEELS GOOD

For people who have caught the embroidery bug, here's a cute little SAL that's ocean themed. The PDF template is $9 but you can also get pre-printed fabric and a kit shop.stitchdoodles.com/en-us/produc...

more soft Ed :) - #ofmdart

this is why archie isn’t allowed to have caffeine

Reposting one of my Favorite Mer Ed pieces I've done #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdmermay

if nobody got me i know hit television show our flag means death got me

“That’s the captain’s chair 😤” This is baby’s first smut, be nice lollllll

I've finally made some new Mermay art! The water is... imperfect, but it's taken me twice the time that Stede did so I'm just going to let it go. I love that this fandom has given me opportunities to work on my drawing skills. Thanks for the encouragement & love!! #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdmermay

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i know we all agree ed thinks stede is so fucking hot and tells him all the time, but what about ed telling him he’s cute ? like he probs feels constant cute aggression around him. somehow this gives me even more butterflies to imagine, personally

[chinhands] Pretty baby. 🥹

My camera roll as soon as a new Taika video drops 😋

This one?

the other thing about Hannibal is Mads Mikkelsen has sexual chemistry with absolutely everybody lol it makes it so fun to watch

IKTR 🙂‍↕️

Hey. D'you wanna build a found family from an internet community of strangers centered around a queer pirate workplace comedy rom-com? #OFMD

He'd follow him forever. Whenever. Wherever the other wanted to lead. Breathing the bubbles in his wake, between their kisses, on the blurred edges of their shared laughter. Decades of the same game of tag, chasing farther and farther into the blue. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay

I am having so many robot days where I feel like a machine programmed to do tasks and that’s it. I’ve never felt present in or connected to my physical body but lately it really feels like it exists for me to try to keep it together while it’s falling apart and to do capitalism and I’m just whew !!!

Oh it’s nice to see his pretty face and real teeth

For day 11, it's raining in the cove #ofmdmermay2026 #MerMay #OFMD

"who's this mary then?" sweetheart you haven't even met this man while he's conscious please be serious

"you've taught me well" "... not that well" yeah you were too busy flirting, you slut, that's why he's out here slapping izzy's ass with his sword

Ed’s sitting on the porch of that inn in just a pair of light linen trousers and his belly’s hanging over the waistband of them and he’s gently slapping it to the rhythm of (Ye Olde) You Make Lovin’ Fun while Stede’s just inside the door reading over the guestbook and whistling along

OFMD catching strays all day for no dang reason lol

I know Stede Bonnet has the most elaborate masturbation rituals

my actual favorite thing is ed and stede being insufferable to everyone else except for each other and they’re double insufferable when they’re together

I need to be able to customize the characters I want on these lol

You all are so kind and helpful and there is such good advice in the replies and I thank you for it, I employ many of those techniques myself!! This was just me freaking out about the cost of everything which I realize is not clear haha!! BUT I APPRECIATE YOU ALL

quick question how do you not have a breakdown every time you go to the grocery store!!!!!!

yeehaw 🤠😉 #rhyikaverse #smoochie

It was chilly enough that I saw my breath today and I just looked and next week we have a day with a high of 90 I can’t handle that swing man

#ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026

ed staring at half dead, bloody, pale, chicken breast stede hours after he met him #ofmd

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the tummy trap has been set

i say this with complete sincerity: i really love it when people reskeet themselves and the original skeet is always something like "stede bonnet eats ass" hell yeah, brother. you're so right, you SHOULD say it again

Close enough welcome back Stede Bonnet

"keep it straight, if you can" not a single soul is keeping it straight out there, honey

Everyone clap for @self-induljennt.bsky.social and the BEAUTIFUL Lure of the Siren's Song Mer Ed. LOOK AT HIM (he'll be embedded to the fic on A03 soon!)

I learned about Mr Blobby because of Taskmaster and I couldn’t believe it was a thing people just knew I was like they’re joking but they weren’t

TOALLY FORGOT I WON THESE DANG THEY ARE SO PRETTY!!!

relevant again relevant always

It's finals week and I have a lot of grading to do, so naturally I'm NOT doing that. Here's a drawing of Buttons

oh my god what a dad (lustily)

I have NOT been sticking to the mermay prompts but looky himmmmmm #ofmd

And for context haha! I forget not everybody was here yet for Dads on Tour!