My lifelong non-believing, fully devoid of religion, atheist ass when the Les Mis song goes “To love another person is to see the face of god”:

Thank you Rhysie for being so hot and sexy with your AI takes

my sweet summer child

The work bathroom is an absolute swamp and I have an upset tummy this has got to be an all time bad pairing lol

It's so weird to draw Viago and Anton bc I draw Ed and Stede all the time, but they are so different??? What's going on here? Anyway, I need to practice a little more 😉 #vianton

Bc it is #TaikaTuesday and I do love a theme and @gaypiratelvr.bsky.social reunited me with this pic 🙏

Sometimes predictive text sees who you really are as a person

bro I have been going to work for 18 months with diagnosed depression why didn’t my doctor tell me I could simply disappear from public life

🥰 hellkat maggie praise kink activated 🥰

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THIS VERY IMPORTANT ANNICURSARY!!!!

Ed and Stede never had to worry about their bank transfers not working

I had to deposit my check into my separate savings account because I wasn’t sure my bank details would work since I have a new bank now and the deposit date was mid-migration and I have since transferred the money over but it’s just like… nowhere? It is not pending in my new account. Hello???

Man sorry to tmi but it is definitely not a coincidence that I have felt my anxiety breaking through the meds (that I forget to take shhhh) a lot lately and now I am having a colitis flare womp womp womp forever

Just got a call from the electric company that there is a planned outage on Thursday, the hottest fucking day of this heat dome. That seems so incredibly ill advised!!!!!

available now on my redbubble on a whole bunch of stuff incl. prints and stickers! there's a bunch of products on sale now too. i don't make a ton of $$ off these, but every little bit helps. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1818...

Happy anniversary (artaversary?) to Ed giving Stede a proper tonguing 😛

Rhys do my WIPs a personal favor and take up knitting next please thanks

All the AUs 👇👇

This is definitely going to awaken something in Ed

Stede going around telling anyone and everyone 'Blackbeard knocked me up' he means it about the time Ed headbutted him, everyone instantly glances at Stede's stomach in curiosity, Ed never corrects him just smirks all smug-like

We're over 50% now! Thanks to everyone who voted so far, and I hope we can maintain our new lead all week 🏴‍☠️ We can now add "unserious" to our "loyal and noisy" and "impressively ferocious" descriptor list. Where is your sense of whimsy, tumblr user frasiest?

Yearning for a light fun romance book that isn’t chock full of like cutesy quips and quirks why are they all like this 😩😩😩 (a me issue)

Turning my nice bright home into a dark gloomy cave for this weeklong heat advisory and I’m so cranky about it I hate that I spend all winter wishing for sun and then when it’s here I have to block it out so as to not boil alive

Ed starfish flopping on the bed to air himself out because it’s so hot and he has to physically peel his balls off his thighs and when he does he feels some sweat trickle down the join where thigh meets torso. He groans a particular groan and Stede yells “Ball sweat again?” from the other room.

Y’all. 🥹 Did you know that we’re all friends, and travel around the world to visit and meet each other because these two kissed? 🥹🥹 Like… 😭

Hey friends, I made cowboy boot-touch stickers on a whim last night! I just ordered them so they’ll take a week or two to ship but yeehaw and all that! 🤠 ko-fi.com/s/758ff1fc69 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #ShopOFMD

THIS LOOKS LIKE IT GOES HARD AND I HOPE IT DOES BECAUSE HE HAD ME WITH HIS FIRST TWO BUT THEN THE NEXT TWO DID NOT DO IT FOR ME

The official trailer for Robert Eggers’ Werwulf starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Willem Dafoe and Lily-Rose Depp is here 👀 🐺 In theaters December 25. Add to your watchlist ➡️ boxd.it/SC72

Wow this was harder than expected 😅 soft pastel on construction paper (pencil sketch), all freehand, about 3 hours? For a project that needed to be done quickly, this one was the right choice 🍑 #DrawEdTeach

hey don't cry, 1717. the golden age of piracy. wealthy landowner stede bonnet set out to find adventure and renown on the high seas. things did not go as planned...

stede bonnet having his ass ate for the first time and he says wow! so many times that ed has to give up coz he's laughing so much

Hello here is a weird question does anybody have any sandals they can wear without socks that are also good for walking? A huge hurdle to me walking more is I fucking hate wearing socks and sneakers but my back also sucks so if I had good walking sandals with support it might be easier

I commissioned this from @sailorsruin92.bsky.social to use for my podfics and HOLY SHIT GUYS this is so beautiful I'm dying. I can't stop looking at it. LOOK AT THEM. #ofmd

Ed is ✨neeeeds✨ to know more in the gayest way possible. #OFMDfanart #OFMD #DrawEdTeach

Y’all, this dork is back again with his little plane and his little flag! #OFMDfanart #OFMD #DrawEdTeach

turning my sfw into nsfw art was always a hobby of mine

I got to see @ghostalservice.bsky.social today and we had so much food, I am not good at food photos so here is a very hasty photo of our kofta bowl and kofta plate and afterwards we had ice cream (no photographic evidence)

lucius making anniversary dinner reservations for stede and mary

#DrawEdTeach as babygirl ✅ #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Do something joyful this coming week, if you can, no matter how silly or small. Do it with someone else, if you can. Do it with many someone elses, if you can.

It’s a new day and Ed’s back at the beach and the guy with the plane is back!! #OFMDfanart #OFMD #DrawEdTeach

Sometimes Ed needed to touch water. To see how far the current would take him before real life's tether pulled taught. Thrumming like a guitar string. Always better with a pretty blond next to him though. (adopted sketch for lovely @ann-banann.bsky.social!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #DrawEdTeach

#DrawEdTeach he is hot it's 40C

OH LOOK AT THAT, A CUTIES REUNION I LOVE THEMMMM

Hey! Hey y’all! Guess what? Ed saw something crazy on the beach today! #OFMDfanart #OFMD #DrawEdTeach

draw ed teach? say no more #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Qrting w an old pic to remind myself to come back and do a new one x

I’m an adult with free will, Taika joins my collection of other Funko pops which is only Jessica Fletcher

Good morning to Edward Teach and only Ed Teach. #OFMDfanart #OFMD #DrawEdTeach