Imagine being sleepy at a fancy party and looking up and seeing this

Today my mom and I were in a fancy store that had a bunch of fidget toys and I gave her one to try and she hollered so loud THIS FEELS LIKE A DIAPER FULL OF SHIT, worst customer award

I'm here btw

hey remember THE behind the scenes video from season 1 ✨ #ofmdbts

i humbly present you with: love wants me dead; a fic about love and loss and grief and family. archiveofourown.org/works/73843696

what is going on here

I love a scenario where they’re professors at the same school and they are married and have been for ages but don’t share that and the students are all like what is the vibe here and they all figure it out every year anyway

My little guys from @cannibalxing.bsky.social arrived! They are adorable, thank you!!

"Just hold on I will find you I will find you I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go " #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Two sides of the same coin✨ 📸 David Muller

Feels like this could be a still from OFMD season 3 🥲

Lucius: hey Pete Pete: whats up babe Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies Lucius: up her sleevies Pete: . . . . . . . . . . .

Wanted to do another tiny Ed tonight. He's ready to introduce the crew to their brave, brave Captain. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I keep forgetting to share these amazing little guys that came in the mail the other day!!! The talent on this ship @cannibalxing.bsky.social 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

Celebrity Ed, giving a TedTalk on _____ #OFMD

you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love ed teach but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) & can hold him accountable for his wrong doings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out for his actions (which are always correct)

Just laying awake at nearly 3am contemplating how much the Cryptid Factor self-cancellation ON MY BIRTHDAY took so much of the wind out of my sails ☹️

I was not paying attention to the size of this thing, I am accidentally making a foot long hermit crab shell

ope it's time to start dreading my monday morning therapy appointment apparently

I don't spend enough time thinking about how unconditionally Stede loves Ed and how that could lead to so many situations where they are both Worse while cheering each other on about it.

LOOK AT MY NEW LITTLE BEST FRIEND. thank you @cannibalxing.bsky.social

Please go read this article on Cohen Holloway’s struggle with stage 4 brain cancer. I’ve linked a paywall bypass. archive.ph/2025.11.07-1...

I don’t have much other drawings to post, but have one of my favorites 😄 (Yes he’s supposed to have top surgery scars but I fucked up the opacity 😭) #ofmd #edteach #blackbeard

The idea this morning was newly dating but haven’t slept together yet Ed and Stede are both ready and eager to bone down only Ed has some kind of GI or butthole issue (dealer’s choice maybe he is having an IBD flare or a hemorrhoid) and it doesn’t feel sexy to admit that so he keeps trying to -

Can you not simply search for still images on instagram any more

Enchanté! Meet Mr. Diabaté✨ I have so much bts to post but will give people time to watch the first 2 episodes, out now. So many tuned in we broke the app for a second😅 PLURIBUS is now streaming on @appletv! Join us🙂 #Pluribus #VinceGilligan #RheaSeehorn #AppleTV

I am positive Seaglass Stede is getting his booty whooped and he’s so so content

The form is closed so I can catch up this weekend and make more friends! If you would like one please do donate any time and just submit your receipt once I reopen the form! We have donated over $800so far to help people in and outside our communities and I’m really proud of us!

We have a board member who has emailed us her credit card info MULTIPLE TIMES over the couple of years I have been here god bless her

The Mountain Goats giveth (concept album about two dudes surviving a shipwreck) and the Mountain Goats taketh away (Lin-Manuel Miranda is all up in it for some reason)

thinking about how stede got 1000x times hornier after kissing ed one (!) time to the point where he had certain dreams about him and spent the time writing love letters and some of them were supposedly spicy, and when he's got the chance to kiss ed again he was All In for it like a starving man

My biggest accomplishment this week is I single-handedly ate an entire loaf of banana bread myself lol

Day 6 : Fang #kirby #ofmd #ofmdfanart #huevember2025

Sometimes I type up the dumbest AU scenarios and I get all the way to the end and I’m like what is wrong with you lol

I need to draw them again soon <333 . . . #gentlebeard #gentlebeardfanart #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction

commercials for ai assistants really do something for me where if I'm feeling kinda down about my ability to make things I see a commercial for a shitty slop factory and I suddenly feel like everything I make is incredible actually because I used my human brain and hands and heart to do it

oh december 12th you have a lot of things for me

REALLY PUMPED ON THIS ROUND GAL!!

addition to the crew! so happy to come home to my little guy today 🥹 her name is Sirpa, from Finnish, meaning small piece or fragment 🤏 thank you for doing this, amy! <3

Perfect little guy is perfect! (My daughter immediately stole him from me and only gave him back when I suggested she could make her *own* donation)

Get you a guy who knows how to win those carnival dart games and gets you an octopus named Jeff. Jeff ships them so hard. Workin on an illustration comm for @alittlevelma.bsky.social's Dart to the Heart! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I love this episode of the hit series Our Flag Means Death

I have a fic idea I like a lot but I don’t want to start it because I have no words happening right now and I am afraid if I start it and let it languish for a long time I will just resent it wahh

so i heard yall liked seing butts

Sometimes I clean up🙂✨ Mom helped choose this fabric to represent some culture❤️ Suit tailored by the amazing @shannonshort.costumer Hair: @taosrojass Make up: @blushingartist Arm candy: @ariabruss Cheekbones: God Thank you for the fun premiere Apple & Sony! #Pluribus airs Nov 7!🫶

Daily Darby

Guess I should make more of those…