A very happy #FallFrontFriday to all who celebrate! This story is now complete! I am soooo excited to share this last chapter with you all. It might be one of my favourite things I've ever written... archiveofourown.org/works/743124... #ofmdfic

Cosy Christmas stories 🥰

almost totally forgot to update you about this, but my wonky xmas shark is done! 🦈🎅

😌😌

so, xmas was not Bad, in fact it was pretty good, but it was A LOT to process, it being my first xmas home in about a decade and ALSO the anniversary of some very big trauma events over the years. but i found the blue fuzzy sweater i wasn't sure if i had given away before i moved. so that's a win

It Occurred To Me That There Was Nothing To Stop Me From Drizzling A Bit Of The Homemade Irish Cream Over This Slice Of Pumpkin Pie; aka, "The Gentleman Pirate I Presume" *(new title of my autobiography just dropped)

i'm ok but today's been a lot and now it's crying and decompressing time

i had an ok day, but i am so wiped out, i was done 6 hrs ago. i wanna go out to the kitchen to make a sammie or whatev but every time i cross paths w/ my mom she wants to talk to me for at least 5 mins & show me photos that were taken today of all the kids i already saw today anyway, time for weed

Happy holiday you marvelous pirates. Ed can’t wait for Stede to unwrap his chocolate Santa🤭

i hope everyone gets what they want for xmas this year 😌

merry christmas!🎄

Happy Weirdmas!! 🥸 Over on Instagram I am having a Weirdmas holiday celebration! Everyday until January 1st brand new never seen before matches will be shared. I will be doing something fun here too. 😄 Join the fun over there www.instagram.com/p/DSsiw1JDnr...

Merry Christmas

merry christmas, ya filthy animals #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

little sketch I did last year that I never posted over here. #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

brekky of champions 😌 my SIL makes this A+++++ pumpkin bread every Xmas and this is the first time in years i've had it

merry merry

I made himb into a poster #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Reposting this for the holiday spirit, hope everyone has a restful day today and tomorrow and it's filled with warmth, good food and [redacted]😊 Love y'all 💛 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Ed has synesthesia where he can see sounds and music and Stede’s voice is the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen is this anything

shout out to last Xmas where i made what was probably the best lasagna i ever put together that @zazzlesthe7th.bsky.social and i named Plaid Lasagna bc i ran out of lasagna noodles when i was assembling it and just used linguini to fill in the gaps. 1000/10 would make and eat again

i snuck away to my room to eat some pizza when suddenly, i am being haunted by the Ghost of Christmas I Also Want Snacks

ok i took wayyyy too long on this but this is my take on who's who in OFMD re: winter holiday dinner parties #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME

there are........... too many loud yelling children here

Merry Christmas, everyone ! 🎄 #ofmd #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

A very Merry Christmas from Amy, Siren Events and our very special guest, the one and only Pirate Dad, @david-jenkins.bsky.social. Love, love, love. See you in the new year, pirate babes 💜 🦄 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #BOF #MerryChristmas

don't forget to leave condoms and lube out for edward teach tonight

picked up the slack for some baking my mom didn't get to. i think i am officially out of spoons re: xmas as of this moment. these were simple to make but i had to deal with people being in & out of the kitchen and i am way behind on my own shit. +

holiday baking continues (not-stoned edition)

The gentleman pirate, I presume

happy Closest to Heaven chapter 4 day 💕 is "pining while doing laundry together" a thing? go look at the TWO gorgeous pieces of art @deanbird.bsky.social made 🥹🥹🥹 archiveofourown.org/works/74820801/chapters/199403466 #ofmdfic

In case you missed yesterday’s Advint Calindah, @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social and I collabed on a project with a sexy Santas and pool hustling and all of Christmas smut you could ever want! Read Steph’s story: archiveofourown.org/works/76229241 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

i feel it in my fingers i feel it in my butt. christmas is all around me and so PLEASE ENJOY brand new tingler BUTTS ACTUALLY out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GC9GSBKS and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/posts/butts-...

Baby, I'm yours And I'll be yours until the stars fall from the sky #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

If you're looking at kudos on your fics to judge how well people like them, you should know that you're missing the one million times I am rereading your fic and if I commented every time you'd think I was weird

the jamestown ferry chapter 19 (featuring art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social) just the epilogue to go after this! 🥲 archiveofourown.org/works/687612...

happy december 23rd, pals!! behind today’s door, @citrussyndicate.bsky.social and I cooked up a lil treat for you 🥰 stede meets a gorgeously well-dressed stranger at sexy santa night at the bar and gets some lessons he doesn’t need—along with some he does 🔥 enjoy!! archiveofourown.org/works/76229241

i'm pleasantly stoned and watching a weird variety of xmas videos AND i know you all want to watch with me so here you go (🚨⚠️🎄FESTIVE THREAD ALERT 🚨⚠️🎄) 1. youtu.be/_KnEJAvk25g?...

By popular request*: I’ve added postcards and prints of my You Drew Me A Lovely Frame (and You Wrote Me A Lovely Postcard) art to my Printful shop! The prints aren’t full bleed since the dimensions are so different, but if that’s something you’d like, lmk ❤️ *One person 😅 politestmenace.printful.me

We got over this look way too quick imo #taikawaititi

The Taika Waititi Wrapped 2025 thread for #TaikaTuesday 🎁

Taika and Rita having fun in the Cook Islands, go see the videos at www.instagram.com/stories/its...., photo by @inadotcom on ig

ALSO i gues my van is ready to pick up which i did not know about bc they called the house phone (which i never answer) instead of my mobile but i'm too stoned to drive so i had to tell my folks i took an anti-anxiety pill and not supposed to drive while on them +

forgot that i agreed to help my mom with some of the xmas baking today and she just got home from running errands and i took like half a dropper of tincture about an hr ago and now i am a little too stoned oh noooooooooooooooooo 🙂

Nightcap archiveofourown.org/works/76068136 Ed/Stede (Gentlebeard) || Explicit || 9.7k words A 1970s Gentlebeard Christmas PWP for the 2025 Advint Calindah, December 22.

There are a lot of Gentlebeard Christmas fics but maybe only one where they fuck at the zoo holiday lights??? #ofmdfic archiveofourown.org/works/43713465