best conversation starters: 1. do you have any pets? 2. what’s your favorite season? 3. what are you best at? 4. 5. 6. 7. you ever feel trapped? like you're just treading water, waiting to drown

Is this silk? ❦ Oh no. That's actually a rather exquisite cashmere.

black pete is jerkin it. and by "it" i mean, well, he's wearing a sleeveless jacket

you work the Back of House i work the Front of House // sometimes i work the Front of House // yeah and then you give me a turn working the Back // You Like That Don't You

ofmd but it’s just bitchy stede

my gender? not my business

hello people of bluesky! start your pride month right by watching hit tv show our flag means death

Happy Pride! Sending Ed around to remind anyone who isn't out, can't come out, feels overlooked, ambivalent, or not queer enough: We see you, you belong here, we're celebrating you, too 💜

oh my days chapter 7 (5.3k words) (art by @citrussyndicate.bsky.social) archiveofourown.org/works/830165...

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FELLOW QUEERS I LOVE Y'ALL 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️💛✨️💛✨️💛✨️ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #pride

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 #whoremembers

Happy Pride! my heart is so much fuller since sailing with this queer crew 🌈🏴‍☠️💖 #OFMD #OFMDfanart

#happypride #gentlebeardcalendar2026 posting it only now bc it's June.

Happy Bottom Stede Week! 🥳 AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/85892716 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw #BottomStedeWeek @bottomstedeweek.bsky.social

u probably thought that MerMay is over? well it's not. #ofmdmerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #merstede

OFMD Big Bang 2026 Sign-ups are now open! Please review our website for rules and guidelines: ofmdbigbang.carrd.co

Plugging my info out there now that work is starting to slow down now we have had a busy few weeks. If ya interested please hit me up 🙏💜

Kicking off Pride Month with ✨Gay Panic™️✨ 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, QUEER PIRATE FRIENDS! YOU ARE LOVED, YOU ARE AWESOME, YOU ARE THE BEST! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 #ofmdart #ofmd #happypride

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! WEAR YOUR SLUTTY SUMMER LINENS BE GAY LOVE EACH OTHER RUN AWAY TO THE SEA WITH YOUR GAY FRIENDS AND FALL IN GAY LOVE!! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

One year anniversary treat for "Calling Your Name." New art from @rysi000u.bsky.social. #OMFDfic #ofmdfanart Words: archiveofourown.org/works/65946283 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/73290241 @littlefingies.bsky.social

creature on my bed

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

The last day, babes #BottomStedeWeek

how a captain does their laundry can, um, reveal a lot 👀 about them #stedepinup

it's the last day of may so this is your reminder that it'll be illegal to be straight starting from june 1st

ok fine, first in an open series 🍆💦

ok so i saw some rhys posts from last night and now i'm imagining stede singing hit me baby one more time in his red cursed suit in spanish jackie'z on karaoke night. in 1717

We're swashbuckling! We're looting! Let's have fun with it!

can u imagine being him. he just took the leap of a lifetime and it worked, his love was requited and ready to run away with him. And absolutely nothing bad happened next

The National Park Service Insta is posting OFMD quotes again!!!!

ofmd fans are everywhere 😌

everyone is asleep on this sexual sunday eve time to post wedgie kink: ed bending stede over the settee to hike his silk breeches up until the outline of his squashed dick and balls are visible and they both immediately come their pants screaming. is this. is this… anything

It’s after midnight here so I can officially show my very first (and so far sole ) piece for @bottomstedeweek.bsky.social for the prompt : Lingerie 👙✨💖

I give you Pillow Princess Stede in lace panties w a silk ribbon tied around his wrists. I'm late, but this was a wip I had that I thought cleverly combined #BottomStedeWeek themes for the 27th and the 28th, but I didn't get to work on it until today so please forgive me. #OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw

Can we all have our show back, please?? 😭 #OFMD

Fun and games #BottomStedeWeek #ofmdfanart

ed is sitting on stede's face 🥰

silly little last mermay thingy #ofmdfanart #ofmdmermay

The Innkeeper is my fav episode. Also most difficult for me to watch. It feels so personal. It treats my heart like a goddamn Bop It and sees my stormy brain too clearly. Still can't watch this scene without crying because Ed saw that goldfish and chose to live. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay

You wrote me a lovely letter!

cold #merstede #ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026

C'mon, mate, that's all over. It was over years ago. The beard hasn't been black since I was young. Greybeard, if anything. Salt-n-Pepper beard. Now I'm just No-Beard.

one of the funniest deleted ofmd scenes

what if ed and stede both healed their traumas by sweetly fumbling into a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship before calypso's birthday? and also sickened everyone in a 20 mile radius over it because they're the worst pda couple u will ever meet? 💰 archiveofourown.org/works/85692886

Chapter 3 is up! And the Truck Stop boys are earning that E rating today, folks... 🌶️ archiveofourown.org/works/848034... #OFMDFic #Gentlebeard

jack texting ed on a random tuesday

yeah