*calm and collected voice* i need them back or i'll set something on fire

🙏 dear Lord please fuck this man's shit up so bad

You were gonna stab me! In the earhole! With a skewer!

you know what time it is? time to think about ed and stede having hot sex

ok hi everypony after much stressing i decided that it would probably b ok and even a good idea to gofundme fr top surgery related costs. so this is that. any shares/donations would mean a lot to me/help me feel a lot more secure about something i am actually so scared about <3 gofund.me/b46ced9d6

also: make friends with your library.

buy physical media or learn how to pirate stuff 🫡

the Edness and the Stedeness of Ed and Stede's applause here is 👌

stede bonnet

Never left.

✨ The Sparkling Dancing Boyfriends sticker sheets are back! I'm so happy with these and I'd really love to send these sparkle guys off to good homes. (And it's so helpful to my coin purse!) Please scoop them up n share, my pirates! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath ✨ ko-fi.com/s/7d7bfae4fe

never not thinking about ed screaming because of pain and then trying to downplay it and when it's stede's turn he's is suddenly all serious and murderous. hottest thing ever

What's a line delivery you'll never forget? Stede's snarky "ooh, shit" when he & Ed are mocking Ned Low 💀

Trying something new and I think I like it?? Anyway they kissin

this movie was my comfort one for a long time so the age of adaline ofmd au

New #OFMDFanfic, with gorgeous art by @aliassamm.bsky.social!!! Forever is a Feeling, E, Chapter 1 of 7 Ed and Stede are such good friends that Ed sometimes thinks Stede can read his thoughts—well, except for the whole Ed being in love with him thing... archiveofourown.org/works/802439...

imagine if ed and stede had 2 years age gap and one day they will be 67 and 69

whimsy wednesday

fuck it i'm wearing sneakers tomorrow instead of winter boots. there's literally 3 days of winter left and the cold needs to pack it up. maybe if i wear sneakers i'll manifest warmer weather or something

let's not forget about one of the best scenes on television

CHECK OUT THIS FABULOUS BOOTY I'M HAWKING!

#mood #ofmd

A tiny sad Ed. Ofmd

You ever feel like you're just treading water? Waiting to drown.

ed and stede get married in s3 btw

I love Our Flag Means Death! 💜

hey crew!🏴‍☠️🫂💕 @izzyspinkitoe.bsky.social & I are looking for a place 2 live 2gether in Massachusetts! Jules needs out of their place like yesterday & I finally have enough of my sh*t 2gether 2 try 2 get us there. Currently Worcester based but can go anywhere in MA, we have an ESA🐕‍🦺 and a couple🐈's,

pirates knocked up shrek

been awhile since i've had to ask, & i feel bad for having to ask again now. unfortunately, my work has slowed down in 2026 - no work at all in the past 2 weeks. it's been tough to afford food, gas, cat stuff, med stuff. if you can help & signal boost, I'd be grateful 💖 + ko-fi.com/vex62369

Behold. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

My art for the 2026 Gentlebeard Calendar @gbcalendar.bsky.social My month was January 🩷 👌 Really wanted to catch that cozy sitting by the fire in a snowstorm vibe. And also give them a tiny dog because they deserve it 🐕 #gentlebeard #ofmd

never forget you can make everything about ofmd 💕

Small birds from Seaton Common - Reed Buntings, Linnet and Stonechats (ink and watercolour) Northeast England 🪶🐡

Whichever soulless corporation ends up buying WB owes us conclusions for 30 Monedas, Our Flag Means Death, & Infinity Train.

wanna go home except i'm already working from home

*one the verge of mental breakdown* i'll just drink another cup of coffee and everything will be fine

im putting him in a designer purse and carrying him through the mall. he’s barking at people ❤️

Huge congrats to Alex and Alyssa!!!❤️👶

the infection spreads #art

added some color #ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

happy sexual sunday

If you are ever sad just remember that Ed Teach loves to come, okay?

hey

they didn’t ask me to do this but katherine is one of the most amazingly kind and generous people i’ve ever met and im constantly amazed i get to be friends with them. if you have some coin to spare, i’d really appreciate yall tossing some their way! 💜 ko-fi.com/unadulterate...

got a new machine that puts ed and stede in situations

He

prettiest boy on the seven seas

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