it may be six thousand degrees outside thanks to the slow creep of climate change because corporations and dumb genAI data centers are literally draining us dry then burning us alive but it’s also FRENCHIE FRIDAY

i’m just looting this library 🤩

what happened to your beard

his name is ed

asking is tough, but i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/essentials and my account has gotten uncomfortably low 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

Stede Bonnet as Fabergé Eggs 🧵

bsky said happy pride texas, age verification is now required and also broken lmao

once again happy pride to this bitch

for lovers of beauty 😘

wait... you two know each other? 💡 WHAT'RE THE FUCKIN ODDS? 😈

🥰 hellkat maggie praise kink activated 🥰

😠 ENOUGH TRIFLING 😠

happy pride month to gay pirates kissing

“it’s not what it looks like…” “…it looks like my body with blackbeard’s face?” “…okay well it is what it looks like then”

omg look what my wife in coral island gave me

LOOK OUT THE GENTLEMAN BIG MAD

who’s mister wavy blades now ⚔️ 🔪

save me messy bun ed teach save me

i love your chin 🥺 naked or otherwise

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH YER FACE

forever thinking about stede anxiously rubbing his thumbs until the second ed shows up and snaps his brain out of the loop

it’s the last FRENCHIE FRIDAY OF PRIDE this year, make sure it’s EXTRA GAY 🏳️‍🌈

ed. his name is ed.

this scene still makes me feel crazy. I feel CRAZY. I feel SO FUCKING CRAZY I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID THIS

never left 😘 👢👠

i reckon we’re not killing this guy now

asking is tough, but i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/essentials and my account has gotten uncomfortably low 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

i decided to do the math on this and 1 gold doubloon was worth roughly $8.50 around this time in history, times 50,000 is $425,000. in 2026 that’s about $31.4 million. Holy fucking shit

okay, would you blow into those flames there? careful of your face 😋 DO IT, MAN!

if those curtains could speak

don’t be pirates 🙅 🏴‍☠️

im in a trance…

has there ever been a hotter nod

throwback to one of the most unhinged things i've ever made

i just think that madeleine sami in the traitors nz

Turns out on the inside he's a complete cunt 💅

another week another FRENCHIE FRIDAY

and i'm sure we can all agree being murdered is bad

stizzy celebrate both of them separately

when will my reflection show who i am inside

when we lived for each other. not just to survive.

don't forget to study

that was some swanky swordplay there, izzy

do you ever think about how, between being mesmerized by the stiddies, ed put that cloth on stede's forehead to help him

A Series of Paintings by The Widow Bonnet 🎨

there’s no CHAOS there’s no DRAMA there’s no FUCKIN LIFE

yes. congrats.

I finished my Our Flag Means Death animatic! I wanted to really lean in to making a very romantic song and dance, something I don't get to do often professionally. I hope you'll enjoy it! Help me get the word out! #OFMD #storyboard youtu.be/mz_jr64MDDM?...

So, babygirl has a stone in her ureter and high cholesterol. Her blood test was normal, but we need to change her food and get her compounded medication. Here are the prescriptions; if anyone can help us, the k0fi is ko-fi.com/deborahalves...

🍊 the perfect co-captains 🥃