meanwhile his boyfriend: 🫣😨😱😬🫥😲😳

relax a little and then you just gently tug... you ready? 🥺 and.... go 🫦

🙀 little tug little tug tiny tug 🥵 little 👄 little tug 🫦 AHH MORE 💦

and 👁️ 👁️ go

how does one…. get it out? 🫦

an ELDERLY gentleman…….. with a HOOK for a HEAD 🪝

these pixels belong in the louvre

poke

i miss her

that’s right you made it to the FINAL FRENCHIE FRIDAY OF 2026

the gentleman pirate i presume

a gentleman never arrives empty handed ☺️

cleaned for five minutes, depression vanquished 🗡️

sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of gay pirates kissing and kissing and kissing and

how does it feel… to be in love 🥹

🚬 knives are knives 🔪 meat’s meat 🍖

there you are

ur honor i love the boyfriends

jim nestled into archie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

he's so hot when he's homicidal

😲 YES STEDEY BOI 🤩

👀 night night 🥰

stede bonnet is that you?

asking is never easy, but i'm struggling to afford groceries, meds, a handful of upcoming doctor's appointments, and my account is uncomfortably low at the moment 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

on the 1717th day of christmas my true love gave to me… FRENCHIE FRIDAYYYYY 🎄

don't forget to study

💋 dj pump the beat 💋

but they were, all of them, deceived... for another kiss was made

💋 now KITH 💋 💋 AGAIN 💋

adhd ed teach my beloved

hi hello i would just like to remind you that

CALM DOWN MISTER WAVY BLADE

🥺 ACT OF GRAAAAAAACE 😭

and where did you kiss him

but IS IT 🧐

tfw you're breaking in a new top and he finds his mean voice

i reckon what makes ed happy is…

boosting this as i'm still unable to afford an appointment this week 🙏

stede was ready to absolutely devour ed

i know 😌 a dollop of milk and seven sugars

name something a pirate might throw off his ship

Boosting this again, if you are able anything helps 💜 thank you to everyone who pitched in 💜

checking in on his mean face 😠

there we go ☺️ look at that 🥹 you wear fine things well 🥰

what about this 👬 is this alright 🥺

i need to celebrate the fact that i lived 🥺

asking is never easy, but i'm struggling to afford groceries, meds, a handful of upcoming doctor's appointments, and my account is uncomfortably low at the moment 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

only a few more FRENCHIE FRIDAYS left this year

truly insane how pretty they are