and 👁️ 👁️ go

how does one…. get it out? 🫦

an ELDERLY gentleman…….. with a HOOK for a HEAD 🪝

these pixels belong in the louvre

poke

i miss her

that’s right you made it to the FINAL FRENCHIE FRIDAY OF 2026

the gentleman pirate i presume

a gentleman never arrives empty handed ☺️

cleaned for five minutes, depression vanquished 🗡️

sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of gay pirates kissing and kissing and kissing and

how does it feel… to be in love 🥹

🚬 knives are knives 🔪 meat’s meat 🍖

there you are

ur honor i love the boyfriends

jim nestled into archie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

he's so hot when he's homicidal

😲 YES STEDEY BOI 🤩

👀 night night 🥰

stede bonnet is that you?

asking is never easy, but i'm struggling to afford groceries, meds, a handful of upcoming doctor's appointments, and my account is uncomfortably low at the moment 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

on the 1717th day of christmas my true love gave to me… FRENCHIE FRIDAYYYYY 🎄

don't forget to study

💋 dj pump the beat 💋

but they were, all of them, deceived... for another kiss was made

💋 now KITH 💋 💋 AGAIN 💋

adhd ed teach my beloved

hi hello i would just like to remind you that

CALM DOWN MISTER WAVY BLADE

🥺 ACT OF GRAAAAAAACE 😭

and where did you kiss him

but IS IT 🧐

tfw you're breaking in a new top and he finds his mean voice

i reckon what makes ed happy is…

boosting this as i'm still unable to afford an appointment this week 🙏

stede was ready to absolutely devour ed

i know 😌 a dollop of milk and seven sugars

name something a pirate might throw off his ship

Boosting this again, if you are able anything helps 💜 thank you to everyone who pitched in 💜

checking in on his mean face 😠

there we go ☺️ look at that 🥹 you wear fine things well 🥰

what about this 👬 is this alright 🥺

i need to celebrate the fact that i lived 🥺

asking is never easy, but i'm struggling to afford groceries, meds, a handful of upcoming doctor's appointments, and my account is uncomfortably low at the moment 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

only a few more FRENCHIE FRIDAYS left this year

truly insane how pretty they are

the look on stede's face when he realizes he gets to keep hanging out with blackbeard and learn how to be a better pirate

bring it on 😎 time for me to be quiet 😌 watch this 😋 i can be quiet and catch a fish 🎣

Stede: "Hey, listen, don't feel as though you need to rush out on my account. I mean, we're ALL enjoying your company here." Stede's Brain: "BABY PLEASE STAY PLEASE PLEASE YOU GIVE MY LIFE MEANING I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE FAMILY I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS YET BUT PLEASE DON'T LEAVE"