If more people copped a knife to the hand for being racist, I think the world would be a better place

on my honor, i’ll ride these CAT BANDITS straight into hell 😤

actually everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children’s breath

cats are terrifying, everyone knows that

It’s national kitten day. Please remember to feed and pet your kitten

get come coolin bevvies babe it’s FRENCHIE FRIDAY

look at him battin those damn eyelashes

little tug tiny tug

do me good to be at the wheel for a bit

do me good to be at the wheel for a bit. clear my head.

oh my poor understimulated ADHD Edward Teach

Good Garlic Soup morning to you all!

right… the uszh

izzy izzy izzy izzy izzy look out there those clouds do they look like frankfurters to you 🌭

we were just playing pirates

stede does look good at the end of izzy's sword

LOOK OUT IT'S THE DREAD BLACK PETE

a gift for #DrawIzzyHands weekend 🖤

shirtless izzy hands in slow motion 🧵

i think my basics might be a bit more basic than your basics…

yes he is the legendary blackbeard

The way hes so unsure of where to go until his eyes land on Stede 😭😭😭

😤 edward hmph teach 🥺

flustered ed stomping out in his cute little heels with bows on them

they laughed at me 😭

“he thinks he’s on the team” this is what pete’s time on blackbeard’s crew was like

i could spill all your beans 🫘

save me gentleman pirate ed teach save me

is it safe to have a candle in here, do you think? 🕯️

two acts of grace plz 🥺

it may be six thousand degrees outside thanks to the slow creep of climate change because corporations and dumb genAI data centers are literally draining us dry then burning us alive but it’s also FRENCHIE FRIDAY

i’m just looting this library 🤩

what happened to your beard

his name is ed

asking is tough, but i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/essentials and my account has gotten uncomfortably low 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

Stede Bonnet as Fabergé Eggs 🧵

bsky said happy pride texas, age verification is now required and also broken lmao

once again happy pride to this bitch

for lovers of beauty 😘

wait... you two know each other? 💡 WHAT'RE THE FUCKIN ODDS? 😈

🥰 hellkat maggie praise kink activated 🥰

😠 ENOUGH TRIFLING 😠

happy pride month to gay pirates kissing

“it’s not what it looks like…” “…it looks like my body with blackbeard’s face?” “…okay well it is what it looks like then”

omg look what my wife in coral island gave me

LOOK OUT THE GENTLEMAN BIG MAD

who’s mister wavy blades now ⚔️ 🔪

save me messy bun ed teach save me

i love your chin 🥺 naked or otherwise

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH YER FACE