asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is imploding, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/etc 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

Mood

😳 4 😏 relationship

I worked in the library when I was in undergrad. When it came time to graduate I had no idea what to do with my degree in Latin so I was like… guess I go to library school?? Worked in academic libraries for years, and jumped to public in 2020. Now I run one and I love it when politics aren’t. This.

Super fun baking class with @sambaschutte.bsky.social today 💖 I make profiteroles all the time but learned some good tips! Thanks for being an entire delight as always Samba!

this page of izzy hands' diary was actually recovered....

Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart

Evening bump if you missed it! 🥰

OH MY GOD??? Look at me go 🥺

Today's the daaaaaaaaay! Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖 Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰

ye olde trans rights. now and forever. 🏳️‍⚧️✨ #TDOR #TransDayofRemembrance

gay test

Last #WIPWednesday for Jeff’s Inn on the Sea before we post tomorrow for the #OFMDBB25! This is the kind of bullshit you can expect from Ed and Stede (and also from me and @pogonr.bsky.social)

#taketwotuesday on this absolutely incredible shot

If life could let me be for like five seconds that’d be real fuckin nice

Ao3 is down and that feels like a personal slight against me actually

Since getting Jeff tattooed on my arm random strangers now routinely come up to me to tell me they love my "look" or my "aesthetic". Absolutely nothing has changed except the giant fuck-off snake. Massive confidence boost I can tell you. Thank you Jeff we love you Jeff (Thank you Ed)

I’ve never done watercolors in my life but I had a great time making some lil guys, even if I couldn’t nail Ed’s skin tone. I might have to do some more sometime!

Help I can’t stop thinking of an A Night in the Lonesome October fic with Ed and Stede as Jack and Jill It won’t leave me alone!!!

Me when that same wind is a tailwind the eleven miles home 😌

All aboard! One week from today 🥰 @pogonr.bsky.social #OFMDBB25

Me when there’s a strong headwind the entire 11 miles I have to bike to work It wasn’t raining, I’m not actually a drowned rat, I just feel like one

Last #WIPWednesday I gave you silly, so have some yearning this time No shenaniganry allowed aboard Jeff’s inn on the sea will be posted a week from tomorrow, with gorgeous art from @pogonr.bsky.social for #OFMDBB25 !!!

Awww I won a prize pack! I can’t wait to see what’s in it 🥰

the Revenge (cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)

I don’t think enough of you saw them yesterday so How bout today? Now you have 🥰🥰🥰 Hope we all survive this Wednesday!

For #TakeTwoTuesday I have this piece — I did it for the you wear fine frames well project about a year ago and it lives on my wall now. Hands are fucking hard and I’m still very proud of how it turned out!

OKAY BUT Have you seen THEM today Now you have 🥹

Blame @dizzystl.bsky.social for this

The fact that this was even something we had to worry about is bullshit, but hey! A win is a win I suppose www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...

hey remember THE behind the scenes video from season 1 ✨ #ofmdbts

Ok ok ok Have you seen HIM today Now you have 😌

WELL THIS FUCKING SUCKS

qrt with an OFMD photo that changed your life

Have you seen him today Now you have

Lucius: hey Pete Pete: whats up babe Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies Lucius: up her sleevies Pete: . . . . . . . . . . .

My staff: hey you’ve been blasting Alone by Heart from your office for days are you. Okay. Me: yes I’m totally fine and certainly not writing gay pirates doing karaoke on work time instead of compiling October statistics 😇 Anyway since I couldn’t actually say that they’re planning an intervention

I'm just trying to be brave #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I did a shit job putting a border on the Revenge and it’s been bothering me for months so I took it down and put on a new one. Much better!

For #WIPWednesday please enjoy this snip and gratuitous Louvre robbery reference from my #OFMDBB25 fic with @pogonr.bsky.social, No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff’s Inn on the Sea, coming November 20 🥰🥰 (It was this or the spicy snip but I continue to make myself laugh with their ridic nonsense)

fanfic where they don't escape the academy mostly involves evil drill sergeants making them do boot camp stuff but i think we are missing opportunities for comedy fic where ed slacks his way through sailing 101 while trying to pass stede notes that say "do you like me? check: ______ yes _______no"

I’m so tired. Have a meme I saved a long time ago that makes me giggle

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

ed wearing a tank top that says this

#inktoberlesson #gentlebeard #diningispageantry

I just finished this gorgeous story, words by @gelatinousstand.bsky.social and art by @villainousthoughts.bsky.social. Absolutely BLOWN away by how beautiful it is. Long story short, Ed and Stede belong together in and across every universe. Highly recommend. archiveofourown.org/works/661687...

lament of the kraken #ofmd

If you’re making a tarte tatin and can’t stop thinking about Ed and Stede fucking nasty you may be entitled to compensation (lots of love @kalansphantomff.bsky.social 😘)

It’s still #FicRecFriday! If you want something spooky to read, may I recommend @gelatinousstand.bsky.social’s This or the Ocean? Ed lives in a strange mansion where things keep disappearing… Has beautiful art by @villainousthoughts.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/661687...