It is absolutely criminal that this fucking gorgeous baby blanket is only at $60, please someone go bid hundreds on it as it deserves!??

Izzy “these twats are exhausting” Hands

Stede “Permanent Bitchface Glamour Shots” Bonnet

Edward Teach, born in [redacted] Beach

Ok so this wasn’t the original plan and who knows if I’ll keep up with it but 🏴‍☠️ @feralpiratecats.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

Spent the entire afternoon playing Pokopia - we’re going to call this healing my inner child

Should I come up with a tag for the feral pirate cats so folks can mute it? I know I’m being Hashtag Fucking Annoying

The way Ed treats Stede is very post-s1 reunion AU where Stede is groveling nonstop and Ed is like “fuck you, you can stay on my ship, but we aren’t friends” They have tender moments but then Ed is like “get fucked, that’s my cat food” and Stede is like “ok I deserve this 😔” I am unwell

Feeling like a toddler - spent the morning at the children’s museum, about to eat a granola bar and a carton of strawberries for lunch, and am desperate for a nap

Oh shit I just remembered that during this convo we had to explain what frotting was to another str8 woman at our table who was like “wait what are you talking about” I want to be extremely clear that this was at an academic conference focused on the 18th century My life is a joke

I made a discord for my embroidery kits that's gone a bit quiet - would any OFMD embroiderers be interested in joining? I love ALL textile crafts but I think it would be nice to keep it active as a shared embroidery space for people to post WIPs etc.

Had a wild convo with a str8 woman who loves fic but didn’t know what frotting was when she watched HR & I know people read fic about str8 couples but also…why? When she said she didn’t know what frotting was I blurted out “I’ve seen articles about people like you!” I should not be allowed in public

What you can’t see in this photo is that Izzy was curled up on the ground between the bucket with the bird food and the bucket with the cat food behind the chair Also, the consistency of Stede being big spoon makes my heart explode

My mother has and still occasionally uses sheets I remember from the 90s yet a fitted sheet I bought maaaybe 5 years ago ripped last night. This is the third time this has happened in the 11 years spouse and I have lived together as independent adults. I just want things that last!!!!!!!!!

We hung out yesterday and they’ve watched through ep 5 - she didn’t say much beyond that, though she did mention the marmalade (bc she knows about @gelatinousstand.bsky.social’s lucky marmalade). She’s also now seen the pirate bathroom. I was very calm and chill about the whole thing.

WELP we're $53.45 in the hole from overdraft fees, disability $ doesn't hit till the 18th, and we're out of TP 😱and, you know, food. Anything helps, even a repost, even a dollar. <3 Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/mariwho PayPal: paypal.me/christalblair1 Venmo: venmo.com/Mari-Blair-3 CashApp: cash.app/$mariwho29

EAT AN APPLE FOR GOD'S SAKE www.32auctions.com/fandommarket #fandommarket

I was due for a haircut this past weekend but I scheduled for the coming weekend bc of the conference, but then my stylist got sick and asked if she could bump me a week and I said yes but I’m reaching a point where I might shave my head before we reach the 21st 😵‍💫

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

Supposed to be hanging out with friends today but the post-conference exhaustion is hitting hard and I need to clean the house and run errands and vote and I’m just so fucking tired

This is a BEAUTIFUL little doc that had me sobbing by the end - I can’t recommend it highly enough

Hi, come get my things! These are friendship bracelets featuring YOUR local immigrant resource/ICE-sighting hotline for easy reference. 1864: buy now pair, personalized in color (your fav pride flags?) and size 1865: bid on a kit for 10 bracelets, choose color vibes, includes everything you need!

In case you’re wondering how my biological children feel about this situation……

Quietly screaming in my driveway (also the rug that Stede often claims to lay on says “gayest place in town”)

olu's lil "YOU'VE got nice hair" is so important to me 🥹

I’m weak and I know shelters won’t take tipped cats, and I can’t split them up bc Izzy’s vision is bad and Izzy and Stede both are clearly most bonded with Ed (I swear I’m not projecting) So I’m making peace that these are my boys and we’re going to make them a little shelter this week

Me: these are not going to become my cats Also me: I need to enrich their environment and also I would die for them

🚨🚨 PHYSICAL CONTACT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED WITH IZZY 🚨🚨

He was so good and so brave 😭🥹🥰

Ed has a sandspur stuck in his paw so we are about to go through a major test of his trust and patience directly after a very sweet and loving reunion 😬

The "No bids yet" filter is a great way to find some items that definitely need love, and if you bid on them - even if it's just the lowest option - you'll make their creator super happy. You, too, can start a bidding war on items, let's get to it!

🚨 #FandomMarket drop! 🚨 Check out my plant necklace and the upcycled jewelry sets that @poisinpen.bsky.social made with the OFMD teacup Muirfield pattern! www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization...

5) Seaglass and labradorite pendant www.32auctions.com/organization... 6) Sea pottery and turquoise pendant www.32auctions.com/organization... 7) Seaglass and rutile quartz pendant www.32auctions.com/organization... There's just a couple of BIN cat flag patches left too! #ofmd #fandommarket #bsnm

hiii here's a reminder I have some embroidery pieces that are being auctioned! (and the keychains sold out so fast??? but they will be restocked!) www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization...

Feels like a storm is coming but I can’t see it (Featuring me playing way too much with star brushes for no reason hehehe)

Here’s one of my items up for bid! The top right image is the piece I’m making, the other two are from the pattern. It’s about 85% done right now and I promise it will be finished by the time the auction ends! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Please bid on this gorgeous blanket my mom made, and if you can’t, leave some lovely letters here that I can share with her! www.32auctions.com/organization...

FOUR YEARS OF #OFMD!!! I still miss this show dearly. Here's a quick #gentlebeard drawing to celebrate. <3 #art #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

Me: I should rest Also me: I should message someone I don't know particularly well or even really like explaining why his glowing anecdote about someone who had a reputation as a harasser in our field and who I personally had a gross experience with was triggering af

Hey, this most gorgeous caplet is in today’s drop and I feel like I need to justify the opening bid… the yarn was $40 and took over 20 hours of knitting and many hours of math to shape the decreases. Sorry. Im a little insecure about this… www.32auctions.com/organization...

www.32auctions.com/organization... Another lil guy with a trans flag and strings for tying him to things!

And Tealoranges-themed for our @ofmdrareships.bsky.social enjoyers! (me): www.32auctions.com/organization...

The sun came out for a few short seconds and I sprinted out there so you can see the sparkles www.32auctions.com/organization...

here are links now that these are all up!! monarch prints are here: www.32auctions.com/organization...

she’s live! who can resist those sparkly lil eyes 💖 #fandommarket

this little guy is up today ♥️

Me: I am going to be responsible during the auction since it's conference season and it will be a little while before my department reimburses me for travel expenses Buy It Now items: Think again, bitch My Watchlist: *maniacal laughing*

The absolute insanity of the past 15 minutes just searching item 1706 over and over paid off 🎉

When it’s spring break and you not only desperately need the break but have the time to take at least a few days for yourself, but your anxiety is screaming at you to do ALL OF THE THINGS Like no. I don’t need to do all the things. I need to fucking rest. 😫

I was welcomed home by two old men nearly getting into a fist fight at baggage claim