daaaamn london

✨fuck AI✨ all my homies hate AI I dreamt up this sticker yesterday so I made it real ✨ get it here: mcapriglione.art #caturday

Time line cleanser: A year ago I bought the dogs a massive bed:

“Father Uncle Greg wants to marry all the children” is one of those sentences that makes total sense in a very specific context, but is otherwise a batshit crazy thing to say

I think my favorite Jim Belushi fact is that a review of Blues Brothers 2000 said something like the film’s only saving grace is that Jim Belushi wasn’t in it, and that’s pretty fucking harsh 😂😂😂

Why does he do this?

It’s still Take Two Tuesday where I am, and also MerMay, so here’s my merfolk fic archiveofourown.org/works/432019...

Ngl, could still use help. I’m also looking for a part-time remote job to supplement my full-time income that would, in a non-dystopia, be enough to live on 🙄 gofund.me/a329d9c8c

This is lovely. Please take a cleansing breath and a quick read.

💯 ✔️

Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl

The South didn't even wait for the ink to dry before gutting Black representation. If you need more proof that systemic racism is alive and voting rights are in danger, you’re choosing to stay blind.

I wish there was a “sarcastic wank” emoji I could use any time I have to type “Department of War” but I guess I could substitute 🙄✊🏻🍆 as needed

My brother just sent me this and it pretty much encapsulates our sense of humor

Still broke, still could use any help I can get gofund.me/6bda31ff8

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't you?

If you are one of these women, and you haven't already, please consider signing @nionwomen.bsky.social It's quick & an easy way to show support to trans women.

(cartoon Steve Sack) #politics #scotus

I will never forgive the people that help get the Orange demon elected either time. There’s literally people that took beatings for their right to vote & they’re about to have to fight again. Remember when regressives said “identity politics“ are a distraction? capitalbnews.org/supreme-cour...

This thing took a break from her regularly scheduled chaos to look all pretty and dignified

Stede coded

Church of Scientology says the TikTok speedruns are 'hate crimes' Ex-Scientologist and niece of the church’s leader appreciates the trolling, calling it 'the only thing being done to make Scientology uncomfortable and to turn them into a joke so that [they don't trap] new people' (via LA Times)

Another boost because I don't know what else to do right now gofund.me/901544cdf

Oppression is red states using their republican super majorities legislatures, they gerrymandered to redraw maps. Democracy is blue states using referendums, allowing voters to decide how maps should be redrawn. I like democracy.

Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “This is an attempt to stop majority Black communities from being able to elect representatives who look like them. Which was the purpose of the Voting Rights Act.”

You can't even do Star Wars anagrams these days because of ewok.

Additionally, selling watermelon and fried chicken were ways Black folks made money, and white folks couldn't stand anything challenging the stereotype of Black folks being "lazy," so disparaging these foods was a way of devaluing/denying Black ingenuity and work ethic

#obgynsky #obskyn

I’ll never get tired of saying that both Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris warned everyone what would happen should the criminal be given full power of the US govt and they were right about everything. The biggest example of “I told you so” in history.

A lonely grey rabbit with a heavy heart finally found a friend when his owner rescued a shy white bunny. From that day on, he lit up with joy, hugging and caring for her every moment. Real friendship changes everything. Original post

Feel a little bad for laughing when one of the older cast members described a clip on tie as a “strap on,” but not that bad, since it wasn’t just me laughing and he took it well

Still broke. Still struggling. Now I'm stuck with cold showers until I can figure out how to get a water heater 🙄 gofund.me/fd5dcf896

We have a duty to not be Karens

massaged to life by his mermaid 🧜‍♀️

Finished my embroidery project! Onto the next 💜

I may be the only person in the universe to have had the thought "Goddammit, Julian Richings was in Cube 😠" Loved Relax, I'm From the Future. Did not love Cube. Do love the diversity of Canadian film though. (Hi, @lukehigginson.bsky.social 🤣)

So apart from stage managing, making sound cues is kinda my favorite. I made a sound cue of a dude getting eaten by sharks for a production of Disaster! The Musical (which lived up to its name and almost made me quit theater entirely) It's goofy how much I like blending noises together 🤣

Peter Capaldi requested his Twelfth Doctor costume be easy for kids to cosplay. He also refused to take off his wedding ring and a prop ring was worn with it. When Jodie Whittaker was cast as Thirteen to replace him, he insisted she be paid equal or better.

No hot water, no idea if I can afford whatever repair the water heater needs, my boss is finding all my mistakes and piling on about them because I'm on PTO, it's tech week and my mom and son bailed on seeing the preview performance tonight, I don't want to know what else might go wrong

Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds

Well I'm glad someone said it

I am unspeakably angry about this turnout gap figure, and it gives insight into the whole ballgame for gutting the VRA. Alito points out that Black turnout exceeded White turnout twice in 5 elections. The argument is garbage 1/x