How lovely. Like a bath full of frothy explosive diarrhoea.

#totp Flav = Bez

USA! USA! USA! 😁 “Exercise commanders had to ask Finnish reservists, the most formidable Arctic warriors [...] to go easy on the Americans,” the source said. “The Finns had to be told to stop beating the Americans as it was embarrassing and demoralising for them.” defence-blog.com/u-s-military...

Note to future self. Did all the shit that went on in 2026 escalate and turn out to be as terrifying as I thought it would or did it all just fizzle out when he got so backed up with Maccy D's that he died straining and crying for his mother on a gold plated toilet?

"Wholesale arms you say?"

Fascinating. Also....what if the tiny people are real and all around us and the mushrooms just let us see them.

I hope he's got a turn of pace on him.

Yeah, thanks for asking. Feel free to punch me in the face while you're at it.

CPFC. May 2025 --> now

Friday

Wakey wakey! Rise and...

Random bit of Kenny Everett Kremmen business popped into my head this evening, and I can't even remember why or even where from. Might just have been Kenny busking it in an interview. "By the way, Kremmen, you must come and dine at my club. I'm a Country Member" "Ok, Chief. I'll remember..."

Weirdest follow-up ever to Bela Lugosi's Dead.

fixed that ai employee advert

Today I will mostly be shaking my head at people who subscribe to blocklists that I'm on then get shitty when I block them back "for no reason". YOU BLOCKED ME YOU ARSEHOLE. I BLOCKED YOU BACK. IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND IS IT? 🙄

In other phone damaging news, I'm developing a track and field game where throwing the hammer involves hitting the screen with a hammer.

There are some events that pass into Glasgow folklore. Back in 1989, the Toledo cinema genuinely did advertise the enticing triple-bill of 'Big', 'Frantic', 'Shag' - not something you usually get in Muirend! Pic: Graeme Thomson

Oh, the irony

Thursday

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain With Big Naturals

*sigh*

I saw the picture and thought it must be a still from Royston Vasey/League of Gentlemen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scum_of...

America is a great country guys where else can you eat so many chicken nuggets you forget how to read

Any song with "Turn it up, mum, I've got prawns in my belly And it's Ken Dodd's dad's dog's death on the telly" in the lyrics gets my vote 👍

I'm just wondering what it'll take for a world leader, any world leader to publicly say out loud "Enough of this bollocks. How can you cunts not see that he's clearly fucking mental. Sort this shit out before he gets us all killed". (This is why the diplomatic service turned me down).

Dementia aside...

If he sets off right now, he could get to Dignitas before they close. It's only a 2 hour drive from #Davos. If it's the cost he's worried about, I'm sure he'd get a generous crowdfunding response. Maybe they take gift vouchers? Either way, the clock's ticking...

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Ashamed and embarrassed America? You fucking should be.

I must be doing something right 😁

Not saying this January is dragging but it's usually March by now.

That instant when all ironic comparisons using Harold Shipman, Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe became redundant.

*sigh*

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

🎵Davos, London, Paris, Munich Everybody talk about pop musik🎵

This American shit is exhausting.

Away from the main point of the post, why was this even being sung? They're not representing the US and it's not being played there. It's the equivalent of a Polish plumber turning up at the office and expecting everyone to stand and listen to "Poland Is Not Yet Lost" before he unblocks the shitter.

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“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”

“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"

Tasmania implies the existence of tasapathy

I'm just wondering what it'll take for a world leader, any world leader to publicly say out loud "Enough of this bollocks. How can you cunts not see that he's clearly fucking mental. Sort this shit out before he gets us all killed". (This is why the diplomatic service turned me down).