There are some events that pass into Glasgow folklore. Back in 1989, the Toledo cinema genuinely did advertise the enticing triple-bill of 'Big', 'Frantic', 'Shag' - not something you usually get in Muirend! Pic: Graeme Thomson

Oh, the irony

Thursday

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain With Big Naturals

*sigh*

I saw the picture and thought it must be a still from Royston Vasey/League of Gentlemen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scum_of...

America is a great country guys where else can you eat so many chicken nuggets you forget how to read

Any song with "Turn it up, mum, I've got prawns in my belly And it's Ken Dodd's dad's dog's death on the telly" in the lyrics gets my vote 👍

I'm just wondering what it'll take for a world leader, any world leader to publicly say out loud "Enough of this bollocks. How can you cunts not see that he's clearly fucking mental. Sort this shit out before he gets us all killed". (This is why the diplomatic service turned me down).

Dementia aside...

If he sets off right now, he could get to Dignitas before they close. It's only a 2 hour drive from #Davos. If it's the cost he's worried about, I'm sure he'd get a generous crowdfunding response. Maybe they take gift vouchers? Either way, the clock's ticking...

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Ashamed and embarrassed America? You fucking should be.

I must be doing something right 😁

Not saying this January is dragging but it's usually March by now.

That instant when all ironic comparisons using Harold Shipman, Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe became redundant.

*sigh*

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

🎵Davos, London, Paris, Munich Everybody talk about pop musik🎵

This American shit is exhausting.

Away from the main point of the post, why was this even being sung? They're not representing the US and it's not being played there. It's the equivalent of a Polish plumber turning up at the office and expecting everyone to stand and listen to "Poland Is Not Yet Lost" before he unblocks the shitter.

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“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”

“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"

Tasmania implies the existence of tasapathy

I'm just wondering what it'll take for a world leader, any world leader to publicly say out loud "Enough of this bollocks. How can you cunts not see that he's clearly fucking mental. Sort this shit out before he gets us all killed". (This is why the diplomatic service turned me down).

I can't be bothered watching the news anymore. I just look at this and get on with my day.

Brain: "no, I can't remember what you were doing 2 weeks ago or why you walked into the kitchen. I can however randomly torment you with some shit things you did 40 years ago and totally fuck your week up you bastard" 😐

One consolation for Diaz is that a FIFA Golden Boot entitles him to be Prime Minister of Greenland.

Penalty takers. Has it ever occurred to you to just put your head down and leather the fucking thing?

AFCON's going well 😬 Senegal have just walked off.

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE YOU ORANGE CUNT. THE WORLD'S SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF YOU.

My carved wooden eagle fell off its stand last week and broke in several places. I should’ve seen this coming #cpfc

It was always going to end in tears.

The politics of ordering chips 🍟

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

Damn. Our TWA 'Heritage' range has come back with a slight typo. Hopefully no one will notice.

Listening to an excitable horse racing commentator when one of the horses is called "Ooh Betty" is infinitely more entertaining than listening to one without a horse called "Ooh Betty".

Rocking backwards and forwards, crying?

Obligatory #caturday post, etc...

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Received 50 minutes ago. All the latest headline news from Palace except minor details like the manager's not staying and the captain's gone.