Yo I think I can speak Italian now

I've just been made aware of r/ToastNames and Martin Experience might be the most toast name there's ever been

He is risen: www.cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-t...

I didn't have "Husker Du member reviews motorway service stations" on my 2026 bingo card.

"VIP INC0101651 has been resolved. [board member] had issues with his printer. The solution was to define that the document in question was not within A4 margins" FFS mate. You've only been printing documents for what, 35 years?

between Lynn Conway and Sophie Wilson, essentially all electronic devices now in existence were made possible by trans women

Just ordered a fire pit

I love this publicity photo for Big Train. A former screensaver of mine.

Eaten out twice.

Happy Brian Harvey Day if you’re celebrating.

Amazon selling Magnox fuel rods now I see #niche

There’s always next year mate

Rice got the bags in in anticipation of a win #lad

me when the me when the toothpaste toothpaste is new is nearly done

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Kier Starmer shows off his new Sexy Grogu tattoo

It’s 10.30pm. I’m sitting on the terrace savouring the last of the evening’s cervezas. I just heard a sheep. There are no sheep near here. I paused the music to make I heard right. The sheep is here. Nearby.

leave the octagon on the white house lawn forever cowards

Middle-aged #crispchat

I believe this to be the most consequential crisp of the last 30 years, effortlessly straddling the gulf between the bog standard and the kettle chip. Nothing was the same after the Sweet Chilli Sensation - the crispy landscape was transformed forever. Thank you I will be taking no questions

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Being of unsound mind, and taking measure of the oppressive incalescence currently upon us, I shall presently make ready to take to the velocipede

Just want to recommend a particular style of beer that I’ve been enjoying over this hot weekend, that really works with the weather conditions and the food I’ve been eating. It’s called ‘Lager’ - look out for it (sometimes called things like ‘Pilsner’ or ‘Helles’).

"This way, Mr Sullivan, the firing squad is ready."

Unsure which is more surprising, the fact that Finland had a pop magazine called STUMP or that the Fast Show's Jazz Club presenter (you know, the one who says "niiice!!") appears to have actually existed

Going town Chance of #cans: appreciable

Don’t trust otters tbh

*making an offer on ebay* *checks estimated total* 😳

Wait a minute...

Judith (off to the) Embalmers, more like

Still the prettiest motorbike ever

damn

@dankackroyd.bsky.social tonight it IS about up the Arse

Well done

Turns out you can just do whatever the fuck you want and most of the time no-one will even stop you

Bournemouth you beautiful* town! *never actually been there

Weird sleep This can only mean one thing. A bitter old witch has put a curse on me.

As a member of the baldcore community I sincerely endorse this message

The only spectrum quiz I'm interested in

Andy Burnham, every day:

You might be cool, but are you ‘I have the Top Dog logo on my Nokia 3210’ cool?