juux
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Not great, not terrible. “Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
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Seriously, people take the piss, but managing to integrate a proprietary closed-source user application running on primitive hardware without public APIs to an SMS gateway over early-2000s cellular infrastructure is no joke. Kudos.
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briween
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global warming is killing this planet, first the cherry blossoms in japan are blooming sooner, now no-nut november is in march
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about 7 hours ago
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Excited to see how vigorously my investments will be rogered today
about 11 hours ago
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We could all learn a bit from ol’ Barney here
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about 20 hours ago
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Chinese takeaway Big Sunday Your mileage may vary
about 23 hours ago
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about 23 hours ago
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Ashles
about 24 hours ago
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The Dreaded Lurgy
about 23 hours ago
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Mike Pullen
about 24 hours ago
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Bryan Blessed
about 24 hours ago
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Matt
about 24 hours ago
Salman Rushdie is on his third Ayatollah
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My son has managed to break my OG Raspberry Pi Model B. Snapped the SD card slot housing. Twat.
1 day ago
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How bad are these going to smell?
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Robocop (1987)
2 days ago
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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It turns out this was not, in fact, good
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2 days ago
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Mka
3 days ago
This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂 🦁
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waltydunlop
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Operation Epic Furry
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West Lancs A Ives
2 days ago
This war isn't going to end well for either side, the only outcome we can hope for is that a stray missile hits Russell Brand right in the fucking chops
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Andy Churnwell
2 days ago
This might surprise people who aren't from the UK, but over here there's a publication that, in order to write for it, you have to be a sex offender.
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N-Gage history thread ahoy!
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2 days ago
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John Cullen
3 days ago
New series of Brass Eye is looking good.
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Huw
3 days ago
Can anyone enlighten me what this Peppa Pig pasta shape is supposed to BE?
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Look how far we have fallen
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Jim Trinca
4 days ago
Star Trek just confirmed that Klingons had four balls
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Tom Cox
5 days ago
FFS, just go ahead and ban ALL the best people, why don't you.
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Mutes 'hoyle'
5 days ago
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Death penalty for anyone who uses the phrase ‘hump day’ I don’t think this is unreasonable
5 days ago
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The length of time it takes the Azure PIM screen to load is designed to give you time to contemplate the choices that led you to this point and give you an opportunity to change your mind about what you are doing with your life.
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Rebane
7 days ago
i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript) you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS
lyra.horse/x86css/
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That Citrini article is a little pearl-clutchy but it does elaborate on some things which I definitely think need to tackled head on. This, though, pretty much distills the problem that we are facing.
6 days ago
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P1 first thing on Monday morning. Deep, deep joy
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Kinell
9 days ago
Really into people walking on bollards with a consistent forward speed atm
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Ben McKenna is Unwell
9 days ago
I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.
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Peter Cushing was a big softy, wasn’t he?
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9 days ago
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Turned down a ticket to see Morrissey last night, the big old fascist, but will go pub to watch the rugby later
9 days ago
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I hate this thing with every fibre of my being
10 days ago
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Shar A
11 days ago
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
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Is this good?
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12 days ago
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lol
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Andrew R
12 days ago
Updated email signature.
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Grumio
13 days ago
There’s a beautiful police body cam video of his arrest in this news report
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Tyler, from the Internet
12 days ago
I love this so much
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Proper bin men. In donkey jackets.
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13 days ago
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Turkey: We're Türkiye now Everyone: no
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Lev Parikian
15 days ago
Death. Taxes. Everyone replying ‘nice’ when the piss tank on the ISS is 69% full.
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Friz Frizzle
14 days ago
Fuck. This guy is gonna have to get his new tattoo covered up AGAIN in about 8-10 years.
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