If I’m not arriving at the gate exactly when my boarding group is called and I can walk straight onto that plane then I’ve arrived too early.

Hi. I’m eating at a highly rated Tuscan restaurant tonight & this is the top trip advisor review.

Arsenal unveil secret weapon in title race - massive shorts that evoke the era of Eddie Hapgood and Cliff Bastin. Arteta: "The bloomer shorts - they create freedom, airflow, unpredictability. When the players feel different, they think different, they move different."

“For the stronger we our houses do build, The less chance we have of being killed.”

Some of you are lacking in posting stamina and it shows

X, The Everything App Bluesky, The Nothing App

My sister got me the greatest birthday present ever!

Been reflecting on this and have come to a grim realisation. I am now the same age as John Thaw was on the first series of Morse. The worms will have me soon

The magic behind AI, running on a computer thats older than me. This strips off the magic and helps you understand how that learning process actually works at a more simple level. Those basics are still what runs at the core of your AI youtube.com/watch?v=OUE3...

I know this isn’t funny but it made me laugh…

I’ve got a theme and I’m sticking to it

Cartoon featuring Roger Scruton from the June 2019 issue of Viz. Scruton died about 7 months after it was published, but not as a result of it, as far as I know.

Wait. Poplio is weak on crime?!

Come to Scotland, wee cunt 🙂

I’m willing to accept the OOTB NPC version of W11 is terrible, but with decent enterprise management or judicious installation/configuration of the consumer version it’s…fine? No worse than W10 that’s for sure.

Fat Ho Canada, British Columbia, Death Registrations, 1872-1986; 1992-1993

Just saw ET!

Orbán? OrBÍN, more like? Amirite? C’mon Hungary. You got this. 🚮

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

McCloud's got a lot to answer for

Number 38 riders will know

sick of double standards when NASA drop scrap metal into the ocean it's the triumph of what it means to be human but muggins here has a "summons"

Daughter party today. There may be STRASS

*Rushing into the room, sweating, doing my best Alan Partridge impression* BACK OF THANET

LEGO Product Manager: You finish that Artemis II model? LEGO Designer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. LEGO Product Manager: what

Remember folks, don't use Meta for Welsh translation work..

Don’t let the door morph through your arse on the way out.

They did it. Those crazy bastards actually did it.

It's supported on three sides, yes? Even with the additional brace at the front I still think you might get some bowing. Recaahds are heavy buggers.

IDEA: Fewer gobshites

Lawyer: Advice? I'll tell you the same thing I tell all my clients; do *not* dress like Clarence Boddicker from RoboCop. Me:

It’s also my ‘job’ to grind Kier Starmer’s testicles into a fine pulp

Look at the patriots here today, guys. Proper flags. Proper British music. 🇬🇧✝️🍆

These went into an absolutely banging sausage and three bean casserole Good beans

I don’t think it’s ever been as Wednesday as this

Thatcher started burning in hell 13 years ago today. 🎉

who else up transiting their hormuz?

Another day in paradise, huh

Sexblog Russ reposted into the tl

SHITEBAG

immediately apparent that Dick Van Dyke's old ass marrying a lady "thicker than zoo glass" is gonna be one of those things that'll just rattle around in my head and make me chuckle out of nowhere from time to time

You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever.

This ridiculous/amazing dog dressed as its owner stolen from Reddit has successfully removed ~all that~ from my head for a brief while so hopefully it does the same for you

The whole world tonight

Got my post-apocalyptic outfit sorted.

Pint?