Deleting signal now it’s compromised. Find me on Kelly Rowland’s mobile Excel text messaging platform.

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

That doesn’t work when he looks like a cool spy and you look like my dad on his holidays

Today’s Connections

latest Board Of Peace member confirmed

an apology from Michael Fabricant

the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit

Europeans after managing to prevent the collapse of NATO for another 1-2 weeks… #Europe #Rutte

Friday

'custard boy' immediately added to my lexicon

Grumio-ass son of a gun

Maybe it would cheer you up a bit old chum

Today in summary

how far is Davos from Dignitas

hmmmm

You’re telling me a group of world leaders have gathered inside this man?

I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l

Je veux tes vêtements, tes bottes et ta moto.

Brooklyn Beckham's first dance

Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn's wedding

my tuesday morning ass thought that was Nick Grimshaw

what's your sign?

If it’s not on the lute, it does not compute

Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

just bit into a hot pasty

Monday

Monday tomorrow

Piers Morgan has broken his hip

funniest part imo is that Ed Sheeran is there because he "needs" someone to sing a song after dinner. why do you need that. are you Bilbo Baggins

this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

No new pictures where are you mentally?

I do like Mark Ruffalo because he’s one of the few hollywooders who acknowledge this is not normal at all.

if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling

what’s made of brass and sounds like tom jones trombones

This is good as heck

Give it a rest lads

Friday