Paint me like one of your french cats.

And now a moment of levity: my first attempt at #distractedboyfriend meme as I prepare some lecture slides on hypothesis-generation and theory-testing. #sciencesky #academicsky

So apparently there is suppose to be a rapture today or tomorrow? I kind of hope that its true as that would solve so many things that is wrong with the world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV-_...

Some say that Gay men like ynoS. Lesbians favour ahamaY, and transgender people prefer esoB. But that is just backwards stereo types.

I'm renovating my bathroom and keep fucking up the walls, but I'm learning by tile and error.

It's that time! (By Roz Chast)

Albert Einstein was a theoretical physicist and his brother Frank was a doctor that tried to create a living human using cadavers and lightning.

I should get a safe word...just in case.

If your feet are smelling and your nose is running then you most likely are upside down.

The lying lie detector

I seldom get nostalgic but today I've had this song by The Sisters of Mercy running through my head, it invokes memories of late night "after party's" at a friends house after being out partying. :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK7Q...

Dutch news (or is it satire? 😉) reporting on Jimmy Kimmel being fired and Disney's upcoming content changes

Me checking the fridge for a snack.

A loon landing

Inebriated women helping their community

I falsely suspected my washer and dryer to have shrunk my clothes but it turned out to be the fridge all along.

From the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum

lol! 🍝😆

If you go by the number of years without failures then my greatest success in life must be my potty training. 🥳

Congrats to Jimmy Fallon for becoming the no1 late night host. All it took was for everyone else to be fired.

British cuisine. "A toast sandwich (also known as a bread sandwich) is a sandwich in which the filling between two slices of bread is itself a thin slice of toasted bread, which may be buttered." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_s...

Student protest sign in #Serbia

🐰😂

My ex wife took all our wedding photos... I cant see myself getting married again.

...and it is only Tuesday. 😴💤

Short nighttime video from a recent trip to Chiang Mai. 🌩️🌩️🌩️

Me using bumble

An illustration that show the size of the most frequently used russian attack drone. Roughly 30000 drones of this type has so far been used in attacks against Ukraine. kyivindependent.com/everything-w...

My friends 2 year old kid has a self defecating humour.

Keyser chilling on the outdoor cat tree.

Cat intelligence test

What a cute little guy. ❤️ "Bumpy snailfish" www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwsl...

I tried to play tennis using a cymbal but it made a terrible racket.

😅

When people tell me I should feel sorry for his family, I tell them that I already felt sorry for them while he was alive.

Washy washy.

If Charlie Kirks murderer had changed his name to Jose then he would have gotten a free getaway ride to Mexico by ICE.

If humans lose the ability to lie then the bed industry will go bankrupt.

How do you answer your phone?

Has romancing in games gone too far?

When I was a kid, my brother and I were yelled at for playing with a chainsaw. Technically, he is my half brother.

Me waiting for the weekend...

Map of russias drone and missile attacks against Ukraine. (Sept 9) Including a number of drones that hit inside Poland.

Does anyone know where the billionaires and oligarchs have their meet ups after Epstein's island went out of business? Mar-a-lago? Sochi?

The magical bling bling.

Monsters. 😡 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Make sure to always bring a bar of soap when kayaking. If you accidentally fall in the water then you can wash ashore. 👍

The saddest thing about the Trump ❤️ Epstein birthday card must be that now his kids know that their dad actually writes birthdays cards.