For my New Year Resolution I'm going "AGP mode, for real this time"

Real AGP has never been tried before, it's never been done

Weak-minded girls always think they can resist a woman who takes what she wants. Yet, they always end up with that same blank look in their eyes :)

this is gonna be a good year

its crazy how the prospect of getting laid can temporarily cure your adhd when it comes to cleaning your apartment. pussy is so magical for real........

this is how bernie can still win

SQUATERS RIGHTS LET HIM STAY JUSTICE FOR THE BOY

same as it ever was 🤷‍♀️

First post of the year. Better make it count...

In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.

day one in mamdani’s new york

Nine Delights 2026

Kevin Drum was the first journalist to really get into the ties between lead and crime rates (not just serial killers) and I think it is one of the most important articles we’ve ever done www.motherjones.com/environment/...

Stowe, Vermont ❄️

happy new years from me n the girlies 🥰

well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.

she's blowing loads in the mother toilet

happy new years beautiful people

you've been visited by the New Year Angel repost to be kissed by your crush on NYE ✨😇💝

HELP HASSAN

Breaking: Trump says he's removing the National Guard from Los Angeles, Chicago, and Portland. The move comes after the Supreme Court dealt a blow to Trump's authority to send troops to Chicago.

im gonna start gping to raves, seizures be damned

Wishing all a shiny, bright new year ✨️

We're reclaiming "sister-wife" from the mormons. It's horny now 😤😤😤

Read it and your day will get better. www.hcn.org/issues/57-11...

hey new years reminder to be so fucking normal to people who are choosing not to drink or use substances tonight or i will personally make your 2026 a living hell

me: i can't wait until i'm a cougar me in 20 years having a cholesterol-induced heart attack face down in my microwave spaghetti while my gen alpha influencer puppygirl gf streams herself pissing on the carpet on disney's amazon's tiktok sponsored by raytheon on the other side of the table: auaughh

so, pro-tip for people who are getting orchiectomies— do not do strenuous exercise until you are cleared by your doctor 😭😭😭

HELP SHARIF

HEY PLEASE HELP MY FRIENDS

HEY PLEASE HELP MY FRIENDS

please help my friends, they're a very sweet lesbian couple and need assistance. and work, if you can help with that too! 💸💕

tale as old as time. moid meets foid, he has skibidi rizz, she bounces on it ohio style. she gets preggers, its twins, gives birth to two chuddlers. she locks in, shes ready to give her kids ipad. but hes chopped, hes washed, he isnt ready to be unc. he leaves, and she never sees him again

TC Tugger's Scab removal

This is probably useful to some girls but ketoconazole has a severe contraindication with domperidone— it concentrates doses by 3 to 10 times

gonna start limiting bsky time

was rushing to get to a store to get my gf special body wash before the store closes because of holiday hours and ... got a fucking $100 parking ticket if anyone wants to help offset this, please... i'm so fucking stressed out. i can't afford this shit. i can't afford these expensive mistakes 🤬

$95 and the internet bill due on the 1st will be paid, and we can focus exclusively on $2000 rent due by midnight on the 5th i'm begging you to please give what you can and share $526.50/$4750 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕

looking up and seeing orions belt is a blessing

In a just world, we'd be teaching kids the basics of pragmatics early on to help foster a better understanding of communication and its limits

i feel like i need to rethink the media i consume

I miss, my boyfriend, maybe you've heard of him? his name is Mr. New Vegas

cant afford flogger, using a cat wand instead

i am going to reverse lariat my cat

This should also be trivially easy. You just start with something like food. "RFK Jr. wants to tell you what you can and can't eat." "MAHA wants to make it illegal for you to buy tylenol." "MAHA wants to outlaw everything you like." MAHA is probably one of the most vulnerable parts of the right.

The problem with life is that, unlike minecraft, there's not even a title to indicate what you should be doing