my partner told me something some may find controversial: French horn is just trumpet but worse

semester kickoff ootd

this world is very strange and hard

Do you know who the hell I am? I was the state-appointed Omelas child of Houston Texas. Every birthday, every Christmas, every rodeo rode off me and my shit-caked ass, kid. Have some respect.

btw if I'm on edge the next little while it's because it's coming up on the ten year anni of the 2016 clown sightings

Mop's an old friend of mine circa-2019 and has great art of hot dudes and robots!!!!!!!!

the Rapture happened while I was using Bluesky I would know because my skyline would lack Jade posts

when you nap so hard you wake up and figure the Rapture happened

Facing the Day Away No. 1 “Average Cashier Shift” #FtDA

I ❤️ MY COUGAR

you could get weirder

reposting this joke so y'all can witness it in all its glory

semester kickoff ootd

the bus is a luxurious experience because you don't have to drive

gornight my beloved friends have a stupendous rest and don't forget your meds tomorrow will be better yet

How come some folks seem to walk all over others and get their tantrums graciously accommodated, but if I say one word out of line I experience torrential punishment? Do I have the air of a bait dog?

agh im so exhausted after doing nothing all day

Angel Bunny

why did I stencil 6 7 into my journal and make a knife cat say it

serving people . cunting things . the family bitchness

drawing baby from memory

A5 paper size apostle

bussy on the bus

my favorite bus memory was singing Fifteen by Taylor Swift at an obnoxious volume with a bunch of drunk strangers—a choir of inebriated joy on wheels

the disorganized attachment jumped out

im so full from thai food yum

how life feels after washing your hair

major 6th chord my beloved

[teleports to your location] [listens to your woes] [gives you a hug] [teleports away] therapy Santa strikes again

confession: i use bsky exclusively on browser

guy who plugs "sonic" into Wordle and get pissed when it's not the word

the autism sandwich

This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️

actually before I eeo-- taking new pfp recommendations!!!! I love cartoon dog or doglike charas

gornight my beloved friends have a stupendous rest and don't forget your meds tomorrow will be better yet

you know i had to do it to em

laser that makes a cool person your good friend without the awkward and probabilistic work of deepening human relationships

artists after 2086 can't generate content; they only warp tessaract, glug adderall lattes, abuse their AI landlord, and cringe

bitch wife forgot to generate dinner

finger's cunning

if we were in Kamala's America, you could go to the boynecologist and get a fully-insured boybortion in Trump's America, neurotic nonbinary beauties toil serving boiled burgers in back-alley bogus breastaurants

can artists do no wrong? mama let's discuss

having a mental illness/disability smorgasbord but also having emotional regulation skills is like doing well on a math test while the teacher repeatedly staples you

you think the Revengepornatron9000 produces revenge porn? Dummy, it's actually the greatest invention of our time: it speeds up global warming

what's in my bag? biblically accurate scissors, a thousand colors inconceivable to human eyes, a tesseract, a lucid dream, eyeliner sharp enough to land the shot that killed Kirk, four pens, and a dog

30+ notifs is bourgeois btw

me sowing: I hope people like this post me reaping: leave me the fucka lone