so far into the epstein scandal, none of my favs have been implicated.

So the end goal is to make all computing centralized and subscription based, right? You will “own” (lease) a computer that’s little more than a screen with an internet connection, and anything more computationally demanding than a medium sized spreadsheet will happen in the cloud?

Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

She did nothing wrong and I would die for her. She would probably oblige me.

NW

Michael Jordan? The minor league baseball player?

Mother: so you run a school? Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy Mother: but it’s a real school right? Xavier: oh my yes Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill Xavier: oh no he certainly will Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it Xavier: oh no he certainly will

I don’t have a future as a food stylist but dessert was also delicious.

The vibe tonight. That plating is sloppy as hell but it tasted amazing

Mug check

I somehow missed The Pitt last week so now I have 2 episodes to watch hell yes

Once again: I will not, under any circumstances, vote for Gavin Newsom.

A few days ago my friend lost his young daughter to a rare genetic condition. Because it’s uncommon capitalist research institutions don’t dedicate money or time to studying it even though a cure is possible Please help honor her memory by voting for Batten Disease research to receive grant funding

Ban high school football. Fund schools with taxes like a normal country.

Sorry, Bats. It’s prongle-or-be-prongled world out there.

Cheeseburge r

However much you hate these people, it’s simply not enough. No human being can, or should, feel the amount of hatred they deserve.

Chronic wasting disease is no joke

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

Hey it’s really fucking weird that so many people are acting like Gavin Newsom is already the 2028 Democratic nominee when no serious candidate has even announced.

Damn good coffee

Between RFK Jr. and Gavin Newsom, we were already living in the song “California Über Alles.” Not to be outdone, CBP has decided to throw in a dash of “99 Red Balloons”

Glad they’re still covering the “impossible things dipshits have said they want to do” beat.

He’s cooking

I want to applaud President Trump for not shitting his pants in public today. That probably took a lot of hard work, dedication and courage. We should offer praise any time he shows self improvement. Great job, Donald.

Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.** He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.

Want to feel old? Remember that episode of Angel where a kid is possessed by a demon and when they get the demon out it’s relieved to be free because it turns out the kid is pure evil and has no soul and it was a “you’re locked in here with me” type of situation? This is the kid today.

Steps need to be taken.

Rejoice!

Mug check

lmaooo every time the shuttle landed they cracked that shit open and Astronaut Stink came out im not even just assuming this it’s true

Thought this was another commercial for a second

Go birds say it back

Feeling good right now. Like it could happen this year.

I don’t really care about Football and even I know that the correct opinion is Fuck The Patriots.

Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk Bad Bunny:

50 guys are gonna get into the newspaper with this photo

Oh the worst people you know are gonna hate this so much

The vibes are fucking rancid fr

Kinda chuckled throughout this ad and then booed when I saw what it was for

Oh hey it’s that guy

Ban digital de-aging

I don’t really care about Football and even I know that the correct opinion is Fuck The Patriots.

Ok but for real what was this guy’s fucking problem?

“Don’t make fun of Epstein’s writing, he may have been dyslexic” is 2017-tier. Not even Woke 1.0. Pre-release Woke. Woke before it was a minimum viable product.

Ok but for real what was this guy’s fucking problem?

NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie

The album “Party Music” by The Coup was scheduled to release in September of 2001. This album cover was created in June of 2001. The album was delayed and released with different cover art.

Wonder if this guy had any idea how right he was