God she is perfect. Who’s the guy she’s with? Doesn’t matter.

I wonder what Andrew Cuomo got up to today

Now that Zohran is mayor, get ready for every purse snatching to be reported as if it’s a national story.

A message for you all to carry through the year

George: Blinking! Can you believe it? Jerry: Blinking. Blinking! George: They caught me with the blink, Jerry!

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

How tf is Nancy not in super secret prison

i stopped setting new year's resolutions for myself, they never worked for me, but i do like woody guthrie's list of new year's rulin's. they work at any time of year, actually. keep hoping machine running. dream good.

The beautiful people, the beautiful people

Was a small part of you disappointed when nothing happened? Hahaha me neither…

It's crazy to think at midnight all the computers are going to roll back and think it's 1926

Outlook for the new year ...

nitrogen fixing gf

We live under a government of, by, and for LibsOfTikTok

Moral panics and conspiracy theories always lead back to people terrorizing daycare centers. If I didn’t know better I’d think there were some ulterior motives at play.

This is the only good editorial cartoon

RIP to the lady who did one of the funniest things in history.

Nobody has ever been mad at me and nobody ever will.

Nobody has ever been mad at me and nobody ever will.

There are probably lots of conservatives working in Hollywood. They just aren’t talentless hacks who are miserable to work with.

Read another book you fucking dorks

The robot doubling over in pain looks like it’s making fun of him

PLURIBUS SPOILERBUS (/speculation) okay im calling some shots here. im guessing this episode or the next will start with a flashback to carol getting her eggs frozen this will be relevant either because the hive can derive stem cells from them (real thing) OR, …

A generational talent.

By god, Vince’s done it again.

Belle: hey Scrooge: sup Belle: left the house again Scrooge: lol Scrooge: did they do the song Belle: 🫠

Pregnant with what?

Watched The Santa Clause yesterday, probably for the first time in 10 years, and the full implications of Charlie saying he’s gonna “go into the family business” just clicked.

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

the Grinch couldn’t successfully steal Christmas so he did the 2nd most evil thing — which was to convince 3rd party developers to abandon Sega hardware, thereby dooming the better and more technologically advanced console

lol for me, imo

To be fair, have you seen his family and the people he hangs out with? I’d be cooped up in the bathroom posting all day, too.

Sucks to suck

Make a Bond movie casual -xoxo Russia

christmas eve online

✅ ❄️🌨️☃️

Kermit has never been more turned-on than he is here.

And Normal-Sized Tim, who did NOT die…because he wasn’t sick. Nobody expected anything bad to happen to him so this probably raises more questions than it answers. Sorry.

Starbucks Chantico (2005-2005): Promoted as a "drinkable dessert", this rich, creamy chocolate drink was modeled after European hot drinking chocolates. However, customers complained that it was only available in 6-oz servings and couldn't be customized, so it was axed.

Billionaires continue to insist on making their very existence intolerable to the rest of us. I hope they experience the natural consequences of that course of action.

I bet 2026 will be even more normal.

Kermit has never been more turned-on than he is here.

Clark really is the villain of this movie. His yuppie neighbors are absolutely right to hate him.

4 calling birds 3 French hens 2 turtle doves, and [the alt text to the below image]

So car dealers have always been Like That, huh? They’re incredibly influential in American politics, considering how far below the radar they fly. And they’re propped up largely because of state laws that make it illegal for car makers to sell directly to consumers.

Leave the Zoomers alone. You pulled this shit on us Millennials already.