This Rhea Seehorn kid just might be the real deal

[pointing a gun at my monstera] you’re either gonna grow some leaves with holes in them or I’m gonna make them myself.

The kompromat we're all better off never seeing

Finally some good fucking leaves. 🌱

The American religious right have got to be the most spiritually-empty people on the planet.

Everyone in the world should be allowed to vote in U.S. elections, EXCEPT for US citizens.

Watching online conservative personalities attempt to be handy

Think of your favorite celebrity, whether they’re an actor, musician, athlete, whatever. They’re probably pretty well-off, financially. But they are still closer to auctioning off their possessions to cover medical bills than they are to being a billionaire.

Think I’m gonna watch Fargo this weekend. No particular reason.

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

America hates its children.

Being notable enough to have a Wikipedia article about you should, by itself, be sufficient probable cause for a search warrant.

I doubt this is true. And I am not denying that she is a child rapist or that Trump wished her well. If you catch my drift.

Others have pointed this out before, but just in case you missed it: now is not the time to point out that Starbucks coffee sucks and you never go there anyway. Congratulations on your good taste. This is not about you.

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

Meanwhile, on X

Good morning. Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th president of the United States, is a pedophile.

At lunch, I try to cheer everyone up with a lighthearted discussion of ways the gruel could be improved. “Ehremgee! What if it had bacon?!” I joke. My fellow detainees stare forward into their bowls, not even meeting my eyes.

Horses and humans share a special bond because we are both half centaurs

I feel like we are close to the guy who killed epstein in prison starting a podcast about it

A game…cube? It’s so crazy it just might work.

I should call her

A game…cube? It’s so crazy it just might work.

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks

GO RUN FOR A SEAT IN THR KNESSET YOU FUCKING OGRE

Love raising my children to not be fully human.

Oh wow, the Nick Fuentes fallout is so bad that Stop Antisemitism had to focus on actual antisemites for a few minutes.

Sheesh zeteo.com/p/senate-dem...

Mr. Belvedere; SIT ON YOUR BALLS.

Fuck the Democrats in hell, forever.

I’ve never seen a party work so hard to blackpill its base.

DSA is not perfect, but it’s something. Think they’re shitting the bed on a specific issue? You can at least go to a meeting and tell your chapter’s leadership to their face.

Fuck the Democrats in hell, forever.

Until the sun burns out

Anyway PLUR1BUS is a good show and there’s a new episode of The Chair Company tonight.

On the other hand the Tea Party movement was kicked off by some rich asshole ranting about taxes on CNBC and then funded with millions of dollars in dark money so a leftist version would take actual work.

If this doesn’t ignite a Tea Party-like revolt by the Dem base against their party leadership, I doubt anything will.

Yeah :D

The weather forecast better not be teasing me with this predicted snow

He should absolutely do this.

Looks like absolute dogshit

I’m old enough to remember thinking America couldn’t possibly get any dumber than it was during the Teri Schiavo saga.

“There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success.”