Oh well, eat shit anyway, technofascit U

Four in a row is still good, Bears.

ACC camera work made me think Stanford wasn't going to score there until about a half second before they did. Ugh

This looks even till you get to the fumbles, but I'd also like you to know that ALL of those Cal first downs came in the first half. They have not moved the sticks in an hour and a half.

We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight And we would especially like to welcome all of the representatives of the Illinois Law enforcement community, who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time

Andrew Luck leaves an ACC Network interview to celebrate a Stanford touchdown. 🏈🎙️😂 #CFB

This during tonight’s Michigan-Ohio hockey broadcast:

That Stanford TD sucks, but to have it happen live while Andrew Luck was being interviewed was great TV

"[Bleep] Ohio" -Yost Ice Arena

Oh how I hate Ohio State.

Beat Ohio

45-20. The ball game is over (it's not a Scorigami, 2001 Illinois, 2018 SMU) and now we move on to one simple thing. Beat Ohio.

Okay, it's Ohio State week. May the 7 day anxiety ball in my stomach inspire Sherrone and the boys. Go Blue!

"Beat Ohio" -SECU Stadium

Sparty on, Wayne. Sparty on, Garth.

Touchdown Michigan.

Mike Pereira was befuddled by object permanence. “How can we know the ball continues to exist behind that obstruction?”

Probably not the start of something, but if the zebras want to protect Underwood, I am FINE with that

I'm going to miss kickoff, but I urge my fellow Michigan fans to appreciate this 40-year-old remembrance of a 77-year-old defeat of Ohio State. Also, note the future natty recruiting news in the lower right.

God bless *real* Saturdays

"So, knowing that sometimes when cats have a shit it triggers their vagus nerve, which makes them do zoomies, does this mean in Thundercats the only reason Cheetara ran so quickly was because she'd just had a dump?" "No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."

The little “byoo-oop” noise that accompanies the iris out at the end of old Looney Tunes is a vocal recording of animator Robert Clampett.

It’s Big Game Week

One of the tragedies of growing up is it's apparently no longer "socially acceptable" to carry around a cool rock & show it to people you meet. So I have to respect the Chinese, Korean & Japanese for having a tradition of finding cool rocks & displaying them. Let's talk about scholar's stones.

32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.

[marc cohn voice] 🎶 working in sweatpants

No, those were not vampire coffins being loaded into the building last night. They were just regular coffins.

Did no realize the Ken Burns Revolution thing was six nights in a row. Jebus, PBS, give the people some time to process.

Somebody once took a shot at a Medici in church, so this is plausibly a *defensive* Italian Renaissance Bible Gun. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pazzi_c...

I gotta start blogging again

Touchdown Lions! Parliament needs better gap control or these colonies are gonna get away before halftime.

Ken Burns American Revolution is a nice commercial flip for Lions-Birds

The full photo gallery from Wrigley is up! HUGE thanks to photographer Zoey Holmstrom for shooting this one for us...some truly great shots in here. Do yourself a favor and spend a minute flipping through these. GO BLUE! flic.kr/s/aHBqjCAV99

Nothing says Fall like a late season stinker 'growing the game' in Europe.

It's like there's a party in his mouth, and everyone's invited.

Dominic Zvada carried off into the sunset as a hero at Wrigley Field

Putting up 22 and losing at Wrigley is unfortunate. But not as unfortunate as the 1922 Phillies scoring *23* and losing to the Cubs www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CH...

Told you

Now is the time for Northwestern to fuck up badly. Let's go Wildcats!

We got probelms

Didn't even slide on the turf, ouch.

Nice of Northwestern to give away two points there. Probably an 'arbitrage' or something. Appreciated nevertheless

Now is when we suffer

Beer snake birth