Lions backed up on their own 4 yard line? You know what time it is…

11 Minute Drive-ass drive

Executive Order requiring a fullback on the field for at least 60% of offensive snaps. Executive Order bringing back Surge. Executive Order making headlights less goddang bright.

Jordan Davis is straight-line faster than Matt Stafford by, what, 0.3 seconds in the 40? Maybe 0.4?

If you exclude the Hail Mary, Dylan Raiola averaged 4.4 yards per dropback yesterday. Maybe he does actually want us to take the “guys I super duper swear I’m not trying to be like Patrick Mahomes” act seriously.

Indiana is going to make the playoff as a 9 seed and lose 37-9 and everyone is going to hate it. I can’t wait.

Well that was awesome. Hated every minute of it.

Bredeson just threw a lead block on an onside kick. Love me some Max Bredeson.

That’s not targeting.

Biff spent his entire Bryce Carries budget on one drive.

Marlin Klein has been whoopin’ some ass on this drive

Michigan’s interior OL has been really, really good. Moving people at this point.

This feels about right.

catch. the. ball.

Barham got mugged

Cole Sullivan is going to be a superstar.

Jordan Marshall SKRONG

Hill got there a liiiiiiiittle early

My sweet beautiful boy is back

Haynes has 8 catches for 13 yards this year.

Hoffman in the game, @mgoblog.bsky.social

2021-2023 Michigan was always a “the whole is greater than the sum of its parts“ operation. This does not feel like that.

Why is TJ Guy at the goal line. What the actual living fuck.

Massive strategic error by Biff. You don’t give them a free Hail Mary.

Goddammit Wink

Gary and Ness are a tough listen.

The Unblocked Safety Whiffing On The QB trend is not hot.

Goodwin is having a tough day early.

2025 Michigan

Like a god. damn. gazelle

Oh Semaj…

Underwood’s accuracy rolling to his off-arm is astonishing.

Heck of a start by Trey Pierce

Let us football.

I’m not saying a healthy Billy Edwards would have made Wisconsin a juggernaut. But WOW is this hard to watch.

Maybe Phil Longo was actually the one propping the whole enterprise up?

The Big 12 Justice System is made up of two separate yet equally important groups: the offenses, who do cool shit, and the defenses, who allow cool shit to happen. These are their stories. 🎶BONG BONG🎶

I think the Big Ten refs just made the worst call in college football history?

I’m just joining the college football day, and I’m not sure whether I should lead with “Fickell, buddy…” or “Dabo, buddy…”

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Quality THONK in the Iowa/Rutgers game, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social

Feeling pretty silly for not taking the Over 99.5 in this Rutgers/Iowa game.

more like buttgers

Michigan State Scoreboard Operator: “See? This guy gets it…”

FAWMIPOLAFO (Fuck Around with Michigan's insane pile of lawyers and Find Out)

I had to look up FRCP Rule 8, because Rule 8 is literally just "tell everyone what you want and why." Having a federal judge look your filing and literally say "tl;dr" is the kind of thing that would MORTIFY any practicing lawyer who cared even a little bit about being professionally competent.

Who is softer: a regime that decides that JIMMY KIMMEL is too subversive to be tolerated, or a company that surrenders to the demands of a regime that soft?

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Brent Pry and DeShaun Foster are involved in some sort of bet, and both refuse to blink. This is the only logical explanation.