Pauline Collins, star of Shirley Valentine, dies aged 85

'Arrival' (2016) Dir. Denis Villeneuve

Charles and Camilla should do what Hannibal, Face, and Murdock did to B.A. Baracus in the A-Team. Glass of drugged milk, then hoick him into the back of an RAF Transport plane to the US.

This story. Bloody hell. www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...

"Give it sum minj" said Rob.

Reform UK will implode. A series of financial, local council & individual character events will culminate in it destroying itself. You'll know it's getting close to happening as Farage will walk away a few months beforehand, & become a Tory, as that shower of shit will have nowhere else to turn.

👀👀👀👀👀👀

That Frank Skinner story in popbitch. Cementing my opinion that he's a weird one, first realised when he had a go about David Attenborough not stepping in on his documentaries, and stopping prey and predator exchanges. Completely missing the point on such docs.

Low bills & clean energy. This is the future that Reform is trying to thwart

[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!

Bonnie Blues' career (2021 - to date)

i got blueskied last night

Did you know we want to war in Iraq due to The Rock movie? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Roc...

Guy Fawkes' signature before and after joining Reform UK.

Guy Fawkes' signature before and after starring in Panto season with John Barrowman.

Guy Fawkes' signature before and after he spent 7 years at Medical School.

Absolutely fucking not.

I must confirm that I'm *not* a bitch, *nor* a lover. *not* a child, *nor* a mother. *not* a sinner, *nor* a saint, but I do *not* feel ashamed.

I must confirm that I am *not* too sexy for my shirt.

David Mitchell's Agent going to be earning his 15% soon.

“Relentlessly campaigning for this honour was harder work than building a stadium in intense heat for 45p an hour”, quipped the multimillionaire

I'm not saying that Carol Decker has gone full fash, but she's just agreed to headline a 1980s revival night. In Pretoria.

Phoenix Nights (2001-2002) Channel 4

I still love pointing this out every so often.

Shoppers at the Branson Walmart were stunned after AI was employed for online content.

This country is gripped by this madness every single year. Utter madness, and I hope this chap gets rightly called out, or better still, people go round his house and judge his window displays on Facebook.

Wonder if this still keeps him awake at night

Ive never been slow to criticise the Reach plc media for their awful clickbait headlines. But this is another level. They know exactly what they're doing with this headline, and it is horrible, divisive and dangerous. Shame on them.

The John Lewis Christmas advert deliberately targeting the Friday Night BBC4 #totp audience, I see.

Just seen the John Lewis advert.

"... and then the dinosaurs came..."

Not to go all woo woo, lads, but I've started making turmeric lattes at home for the health benefits.

Americans on Bluesky: 'Give the trees more guns!'

Taken from Facebook, but I love this. This is how to do diplomacy.

I must call her.

After waiting until it was all available, I have gone in on Season 5. 3 episodes in. A joy.

It gets better.

Weekend Ratatouille, lads.

🎶... The foulest stench is in the air, The funk of forty thousand years. And grisly ghouls from every tomb, Are closing in to seal your doom. And though you fight to stay alive, Your body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist... ... The evil Windy Miller.🎶 #MildHorror

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

So, a Lego knock-off brand is advertising on Instagram, and the attention to detail in the window display of this Sex Shop model is quite something. 👀

And now it's an 80s Halloween #totp episode with Simon Bates. So much hairspray on display, and nylon net curtains being worn as 'ghosts' in the studio. One stray spark and the whole place would go up.

You'd think they pause the miming for a bit whilst they get a paramedic to that poor lad convulsing on the floor in front of them. #totp

"Ve shall keep playing ze All Saintz until morale improves" #totp

Let's not forget that Alan Partridge has slept with Courtney Love. #totp

Theakston didn't call Courtney Love "Transatlantic Totty" did he. Probably wanted to leave the studio with his teeth intact. #totp.

Like your Aunt Linda doing karaoke at Butlins after 3 Vodka and Tonics, it's Steven Tyler and Aerosmith. #totp

So, I have just had a Trick or Treater turn up at the door WEARING A GIANT INFLATABLE DINOSAUR COSTUME. He got 2 sweets.

"Top transatlantic totty"? #TOTP

Well done, kiss-of-death Theakston #totp