When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions

I have been staring at this for a full minute and wondering what was in my drink

I appear to have founded a tiny co-working space in my dilapidated garden summerhouse

Wondered if any what3words addresses consisting of a repeated word actually hit something related to the word. It only took three attempts to find that nature.nature.nature is slap bang in the middle of Whitaker Ponds Nature Park

Test flew a DJI Neo in the living room and now I know what it would sound like if six million angry bees came to visit

I think it is better when conferences are led by people who come from the communities the conferences are for, rather than companies who run conferences across many communities.

As a small child US cinema lead me to believe that every manhole had a steam tunnel or sewer beneath it. Excitedly lifting my first cover and finding a small drain was devastating.

It has been zero days since a friend asked for employment lawyer recommendations

Tonight I got the director of Hackers (1994) to sign my copy of the novelisation and discovered it was the first time he'd ever signed one. It was also the first time he'd ever seen one, and in fact the first time he found out it existed.

This is real and I need to have a lie down

Ever dreamt of using AI and a spotting scope on a pan/tilt head to automatically scan for wildlife? You're in luck! github.com/johanoskarss...

FISH HEIST FISH HEIST

Heads up: London Open House appear to be sharing your personal data (name and email address) with every venue that you add to your itinerary on their website. Obviously it makes sense for bookings - but this is just bookmarking drop-in events! I am extremely mad.

This is a chronological account of the period between me half-remembering a fact at 3am and sunrise

[googling] "how to stop squirrels jumping on my security camera"

Good morning to everyone - especially the council worker freestyle rapping about distributing recycling bags, while distributing recycling bags

Extremely obvious level design in Shoreditch. It's a side quest, we get it.

I love it when the title of a paper also serves as a TL;DR

Extremely offended by a spider spinning its web across an abandoned project that I've been planning to work on any day now actually

My continued enthusiasm about the most adorable wave-dissipating concrete block has lead to a surprisingly large number of friends making artisanal tetrapods. Today: "​Handed a tetrapod mould to one of our moulding technicians, I now have silicone tetrapods appearing at my desk every 90 minutes"

This is the worst wacky waving inflatable arm man I've ever seen

Day two of trying to ignore this asshole staring at me while I'm working

I love emailing people

Good news! I've obtained a gender changer and this crime scene will now very "happily" transfer at USB3 speeds. Once. Then Dolphin crashes. (Maybe because changing your gender is now illegal in the UK?)

A cat just walked into our upstairs office. We still do not own a cat.

Bring me the head of the Logitech designer responsible for this

Someone please ban my ebay account

Things I spent a large amount of time on each year that only ten people care about:

Having a clear out of some old computer equipment that's been cluttering up my place for a couple of decades. It's absolutely SPARCtastic. All free to a good home. r/vintagecomputing are all over it, but if any of my friends here want something then just ask.

Oh my god oh my god oh my GOD - today I randomly discovered a database field at work that hasn't got a limitation on it, and a user has updated theirs to... the entire script of the Bee movie? Okay. Okay then.

Its a sign

17% destroyed their nemesis and avoided legal repercussions

TIL "Gardens of the World" in Berlin has detailed replicas of foreign horticultural parks. Los Angeles is represented by six palm trees behind a chain-link fence in the car park

I regret to inform you that "SXSW London 2026 will take place from 1–6 June across multiple venues in Shoreditch, East London" Realistically I'll struggle to make fkfj.london happen on those dates due to @emfcamp.bsky.social - would anyone else like to step up?

I want "If it looks really easy, it means 20 people have already tried and failed before you" on a t-shirt I can give to friends working in government

One thing I would like more people, and I mostly mean my fellow men, to understand is that no matter how smart you are, other people are also smart and some of them have tried to work on the same problems you’re working on. If a simple solution hasn’t been found yet, there probably isn’t one.

I finally got around to fixing slitscan.space, for all your extremely wide face and train time-lapse needs

"Radioactive wasp nest found at South Carolina site where U.S. once made nuclear bombs" "No wasps were found, officials said" www.cbsnews.com/news/radioac...

I do not need the BT YEAR 2000 COMMAND AND CONTROL CENTRE emergency payphone card but also I've never wanted something so much in my entire life

Newspapers printing public keys for whistleblowers in every physical issue is cyberpunk AF

I have come into possession of several thousand implantable RFID tags

Everyone banging on about Bluesky's age verification being awful: Have you considered it may be intentional. If you force me to implement something I disagree with I'll comply - but I'll make it as easy to override as I possibly can. I don't know that's the case here. But it sure looks like it.

See, this is what they should have in high-school career advice booklets

Sat in the garden at dusk. Never picking up my beer without looking again.

A very young girl stopped us to ask if I would "help with something small", and after agreeing she led us into a warren of apartments. Just as we were getting a bit nervous, it turned out she only wanted me to close her freezer door - it's Shabbat and she wasn't allowed to. But how did she open it

My watch gained gemini powers overnight. I asked it what the kitchen temperature is. This is definitely ready for consumers.

For the second time in a month I've been mistaken for a famous DJ - not even the same one. Why am I suddenly giving house DJ vibes. Is this a sign.

The problem with announcing things early is that people get excited and ask lots of questions we can't yet answer. All the information is on the task.

Signs I empathise with, part one

Argued with an infuriating support agent until I realised they were responding suspiciously quickly. Checked the email origin. Yep, I'm arguing with an LLM.