Have a good one lads, I'll see you on the other side.

The Queen knew. She fucking knew.

Summon the orcas.

Lord Reith stands over the bloodied carcass of Trevor Horn, raises his sabre and roars to the gods.

The inverse ratio of hours that make up the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise to how much of it anyone can remember.

The volley-firing in Zulu don't 'arf give me the 'orn.

On iPlayer if you're outside Scotland.

Saying goodbye to 2025

That Boy, the Mole and the Fox thing is on. Basically Triumph of the Will for people with 'In this house...' signs in their hallway.

The administration is traitorous to its own people.

You don't hate to say it Sean - you love it. Penned with all the venom of a boozed up parish councillor on a campaign to eradicate garden gnomes.

Jools’ Hootenanny or Ronan Keating & Friends?

I said voluntarily giving money to a Nazi made you a Nazi.

Alien abductions, that's another thing that's gone out.

BBC doing their bit for the pub industry with this lengthy plug for Ronan Keating on tonight's telly.

More expensive ride than your mum.

Walking in the rain under a University of Edinburgh umbrella on a Sunday morning, and a drunk says, 'That's a rich man's brolly that, Sir!'

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

The elephants are getting as bad as the foxes round here

Sorry kids, revolution’s off.

Making my post-Christmas pigs-in-blankets toad-in-the-hole, like a total slag.

The Three Doctors Radio Times photoshoot.

When you're so alpha you need your legs and jaw broken to give other lads a chance.

Not even the promise of the heavenly Angela Scanlon could tempt me to watch the Celebrity Apprentice.

Terrible to hear about Toby Young. Just in general.

She'd wanted the Tarzan stripper with the python under his loincloth, not the fireman with the hose.

Going in on the new version of Amadeus. Don't know when Falco turns up.

Seems I've missed a load of timeline goss.

I enjoy the fact that idiots (e.g. Tom Harwood) who just wanted to be famous stayed on Twitter to not lose their followers and, because all they seek is approval and fame, have been convinced to become tragic figures with deeply unpopular views by bot farms based in India.

Fitness apps don't count the stress-related exertion of constantly making sure your fitness apps are connected.

Looks like my honour's been lost in the post again.

Tuesday

De Valera after sending condolences to the German consulate for the death of Hitler.

Sherlock Holmes - The Sign of Four (29th December 1987). Jenny Seagrove guests as Mary Morstan.

Anyway, I can't spend my entire holiday lounging around the house drinking. I'm off to the pub tonight.

Had a nap. 10/10 would recommend.

I've never understood the mockery of Adrian Chiles' Guardian columns by people who've surely seen all the other Guardian columns.

Any sporting event taking place in Dubai shouldn't be categorised as sport. It's just sparkling carny grift.

Monday?

Watching Sisu again and deciding it is a Christmas movie.

Agent Napoleon Solo is assigned to foil an assassination plot... Premiere: THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (1964) 4pm #RobertVaughn #DavidMcCallum in 'The Vulcan Affair' #TPTVsubtitles

Your podcasts will never be as cool as this.

Cinemas deserve to die.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Crikey, I can't wait for fuck-all to happen as always.

Quite disconcerting to see Jennifer Saunders in Amandaland basically playing my PhD supervisor.

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