This whole 'we can't call people who support racism racists' is the inevitable follow-on from liberal society's reticence to call thickos what they are.

London under sharia law

Reminded here of A.J.P. Taylor's response to a hostile review by Hugh Trevor Roper. The review, Taylor declared "might do harm to his reputation... if he had one."

My biggest peeve in modern novels is the trend to not use speech marks. Absolutely infuriating.

These trans-commie-liberals are really good at disguising themselves.

Is it sausages and chips?

Forever thinking about the Irn Bru Dreamcast I saw at Retro Games at the Barras.

British people who keep trying to make interest in the NFL a thing, though. Get those Isle of Man internment camps reopened.

Yakety Sax intensifies.

'We'll call it... HISTORY 2!!'

Monday

Public. Service. Broadcasting.

Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.

'Polls say Farage would be PM if there was an election today.' Yeah, and Eva Green would fall in love with me if she moved in next door.

You wouldn't believe the queues outside Stockbridge coffee shops on a Sunday morning, do posh people not own kettles?

The 'Riyadh Comedy Festival' reminds me of the story of Freddie Starr performing in the Middle East, under instruction not to swear or refer directly to Prince Hussein. He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.

“The Riyadh Comedy Festival” should be a Comic Strips Presents… episode about a group of edgy comedians staying at the same luxury hotel for the festival, all trying to out ‘edge’ each other and terrified of appearing woke, while also panicking as members of their group start disappearing.

The thing about rewatching Peep Show again is that all my thoughts start to come out in the voice of David Mitchell.

This evening's movie

First they came for Galloway, and I said 'The nonce over there in the hat, sir.'

Just came home to see a delivery driver was next door, so we ran in before we could be seen and asked to take anything in. The lengths we go to to avoid being sociable.

it was a joke but here we are

One of Farage's mates has been outed as a Russian shill, so naturally the BBC are saying Keir Starmer is using inflammatory language.

Drama School, Day 1: This clip. Day 2: Collect diploma.

Why they haven't cast him yet in a biopic of Marty Feldman, I've no idea.

'I need the most Ken Campbell story you've got... No, that's too Ken Campbell.'

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. "

‘There’s absolutely no news whatsoever about a Reform politician being found guilty of taking Russian bribes, and here’s that’s why it’s bad news for Keir Starmer’

Fascinating obit to enjoy over your breakfast kedgeree www.thetimes.co.uk/article/sara...

I keep forgetting that Alex Kingston and Tracey Ann Oberman are two different people.

The Beastie Boys fucking stole a living, didn't they? #totp

Aaron Carter had Hanson beaten up #totp

Did you know that people with Apple computers were warned about 911? #totp

I can laugh at this because I'm sat at home on a Friday night snarking at a 30 year old pop music sh...oh #totp

Space, basically the 90s Baron Knights. #Totp

Are they called Space because they lack an atmosphere? #totp

Space. The gag has long-since got old #totp

Hanson, officially outstaying their welcome #totp

PLAY PRAS MICHEL YOU COWARDS #totp

Lionel Ritchie in his “Disgraced teacher who now works privately after getting off with a student in 1986” phase #totp

Is this the start of that curious period when Lionel Ritchie was never off British TV for some reason? #totp

Multiverse Rose Tylers. #TOTP

Ooh, the Lighthouse Family have a girl bassist. I take back everything I've said about them #totp

The only Lighthouse Family I’m interested in #TOTP

I assume this Lighthouse Family one isn't from the soundtrack to the 1998 movie Lost in Space #totp

So is she the Dana who's always running for president of Ireland? I'd vote for her #totp

Pray for Graham Linehan #totp

Reminder that Guildo Horn was robbed in '98 #totp

I'm going to Imajin I'm listening to something better #totp