Again my thesis is the great divide in politics is being driven by positive emotions and negative ones, and the coalition of the loving needs to win .

Something's up with episode of Blankety Blank, there's no Mollie Sugden or Kenny Everett.

Ross Kemp's on television

You come for Pope Bob, you better not miss. That's the Chicago way.

Oooh, a new follower... Hahaha, fuck off.

Having to stand at the back and smile politely all the way through the inevitably cringeworthy White House press conference?

The positivity surrounding the Artemis mission, its crew and its coverage once again throws into sharp relief the lives of the Very Online who mistake pretending to hate everything for a personality.

The drummer's A Bit of a Character, isn't he? #totp

Mooouldy Old Dooough... #totp

Minipops ABBA. Different times #totp

That Another Level song was the worst tonight and when we've had an acoustic Texas performance that's really saying something #totp

I remember Mark Radcliffe playing this on Radio 1 and followed it by saying "a work in progress there, by Ocean Colour Scene." #TOTP

Ocean Colour Scene are the worst person you know's favourite band #totp

The Geri Halliwell performance will continue until morale improves #totp

George Clooney's auntie's looking fit #totp

Disappointed it's not this #TOTP

My best mate at school bought the Bran Van 3000 album. Guess what the only decent track was #totp

AGAIN????? #TOTP

I refer m'learned colleague to my earlier comment #totp

Hepburn, with 'Don't sue us, Courtney Love' #totp

'If you want to get tickets to #totp 1999, we hope you recover your sanity soon.'

If this is August 1999, then it's exactly a year before I moved to Edinburgh. Momentous times #totp

The Revolution in Edinburgh closed years ago, by the way #totp

I remember a review of Texas in the Metro describing Sharleen as 'Mondeo Man's dream woman,' which tickled me #totp

Oh fuck off, Texas #totp

Apollo 440 ripping off the riff from Sweet Caroline by the Quo, there #totp

BBC4's thinkers season seemingly enters its hundredth year #totp

Tonight's first #totp is 45 minutes long, which feels like a threat.

FISH AND MOLLUSCS FISH AND MOLLUSCS GO TOGETHER LIKE A COCK AND BOLLOCKS

Forgot it was Grand National weekend. Biggest time of year for the North West's coke dealers.

"You boy! I never had a relationship with Epstein."

Did someone say beveragino? youtu.be/PaOELExvOk8?...

Intended on doing so much today, but am refreshingly unbothered about having done close to fuck-all.

Dr Who and the Dæmons is shite and only well-regarded because the cast had such a lovely time filming it.

Oh, sharks are prepared for Making Tax Digital for Income Tax as sole traders, are they? Grow up.

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Just clocking in for another day at the For Fuck’s Sake Factory x

Watched an absolute belter of a Morse last night, although having the Emperor Palpatine and Elizabeth Urquhart turn up as inconspicuous first act cameos did spoil the ending a bit. Not even Scunner Campbell from Supergran was sufficient as a red herring.

This.

Friday

Quite a moment: Melania becomes the first member of the administration trying to distract the public’s attention back to Epstein in order to get them to stop talking about Iran.

I found out by overhearing the security guard in Sainsbo's asking if we'll get the day off for the funeral.

Leo XIV is the first Pope to be eligible to run for US President.

Instagram follow request from a fake Susannah Hoffs. I don't even follow the real Susannah Hoffs.

This whole “abolish prisons” thing is like “defund the police” - a jarring oddity of dogma imported wholesale from the United States. Please can we decolonise British politics (from American obsessions)?