Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

Why can’t she use tinsel?

Throwing myself into 2026 like

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

They do ALL the meals.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Roses are red, Madri’s a beer,

All the best, etc.

You forget how sweary It’s A Wonderful Life is.

This is from a word scramble gameshow where the host of this show gave plenty of clues and the contestant still got the answer wrong.

You can trace our national decline to the point when we forgot how to drink

They’ve got one of the music channels on the TV at work, and this abomination keeps coming on. Absolute fucking racket. State of it.

Lovely stuff on Sky News this morning.

Just had to nip into Tesco.

Today in ‘Epstein Files Redacted Photos That Look Like Hipgnosis Album Covers’

To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.

Oh my god. It’s actually finally happened. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Oh

Christmas shopping at tescos

FFFFFFUCK. THAT.

Daily life in 2025. #AI #Tech #JustLetMeBe #FFS

Watching an episode of #TOTP and I’d forgotten about the very literal video for ‘Can I Kick It?’

Just saw this and it really made me laugh.

I bloody love electric wine so this is ideal.

Just awful news to wake up to. Thoughts with everyone at this horrible time.

Apparently it’s Christmas Jumper Day at work today.

🎶Hooolidays are comin’, hooolidays are comin’🎶

Fucking windy out. Just nipped out during my lunch break and unintentionally recreated the last half of the video for Michael Jackson’s ‘Earth Song’.

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Me when the third Avatar film makes a billion dollars.

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

“We need an image to go alongside the gig promo” “Oh, just get AI to do it” “Alright, how’s this” “Looks fine to me” (This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)

Lovely stuff.

“Get out of my fucking seat.”

I've seen some misleading celeb clickbait thumbnails in my time, but this one actually made me guffaw.

Always like to cheer myself up by going into HMV and having a good cackle at the prices of some of their vinyl. Today’s laugh-riot: £35 for a Queen 12” single.

<bellows “FUCK OFF” through megaphone>

Every ad now

Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...

Just seen this clip of the Labour councillor going to the shitter during a meeting with his camera still on. Lovely stuff.

My son just described #strictly as “pure mumslop” and it really made me laugh

Always appreciate it when this picture reappears of Cookie Monster writhing and screaming in agony after The One Show savagely pinned a poppy into his bare body.